Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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You can barely walk to the fridge, John. You're a fat fuck.

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They'll be released alongside the Revolution 60: Special Edition patch.

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Dizzydent said:
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What's wrong with a prison style workout? Those guys are jacked.
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Surprisingly, he's not lying for once, or at least not completely. Kiwis already found his account a long time ago, but he helpfully posted his account name again a couple days ago: Brianna_Wu (have to register to view but you don't have to subscribe). Even though the last time he used it was January 2019, he (or Frank, or one of the dogs) has been on it fairly regularly for the past two weeks.
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He really seems to have something for this Hannah Corbin chick, he keeps taking her classes over and over.
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His extended history is pretty hilarious. Frequent use from when he got it in February 2018 until about April, then it became more sporadic through June. After that, he didn't touch it more than once or twice a month until January 2019, at which point he completely forgot about its existence until the Wu Flu kicked off. Real great investment, John.
 
King Dead said:
His extended history is pretty hilarious. Frequent use from when he got it in February 2018 until about April, then it became more sporadic through June. After that, he didn't touch it more than once or twice a month until January 2019, at which point he completely forgot about its existence until the Wu Flu kicked off. Real great investment, John.
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Apparently this service is subscription based with monthly fees of 39$.
It's like a gym membership you don't use in your own home.
 
Not that he actually does 10k runs, but maybe John's obsession with long-distance running could be because of their testosterone-sapping effects?
 
Anti Fanta said:
Not that he actually does 10k runs, but maybe John's obsession with long-distance running could be because of their testosterone-sapping effects?
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My theory is still that running was his "replacement addiction" after Ambien. Before that, in turn, yielded to huffing his own farts on the interweb.
 
Guys did you know that John is an avid runner? I heard John is an avid runner. He is fit and slim and sexy and athletic because he is an avid runner. Be an avid runner, like John.

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When the economy crashed in 2008, I used my family's wealth to take advantage of people who had to sell everything to survive. Best purchase I've ever made.

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Peace and Harmony said:
Guys did you know that John is an avid runner? I heard John is an avid runner. He is fit and slim and sexy and athletic because he is an avid runner. Be an avid runner, like John.

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When the economy crashed in 2008, I used my family's wealth to take advantage of people who had to sell everything to survive. Best purchase I've ever made.

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Really, asshole. Were you on quarantine from all the poors? Is that how this relates?
 
Kosher Dill said:
My theory is still that running was his "replacement addiction" after Ambien. Before that, in turn, yielded to huffing his own farts on the interweb.
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John's obsession with running came about from his desire to drop weight. If I'm remembering the timeline right (man that's getting tough with the Lolcow Wiki being gone), he had already gotten "fit" about the time he got hooked on Ambien.

Considering that it's still John Flynt we're talking about, he likely never could do the times he's claimed for 10k runs but he did run a lot at one point.
 
Wow, this is so moving - due to public health concerns, John is postponing his luxury project that he wasn't going to do anyway. Powerful. Be like John.

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