Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Mola Ram said:
And pray tell why should anyone take advice from two jobless faggots?
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The only time you should get advice from two jobless faggots is when you want to score some weed in a sketchy part of the town. Or… so I heard.

Congrats Frank, looks like a decent career move. I still don't understand why you do things you do, but at least you're a high functioning tist. In the world full of Briannas it's the superior position to be in.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Keep glomming onto the #YangGang for as long as possible John, I'm sure you have nothing to fear from a group of Internet-savvy neets who have every reason to distrust fake pieces of shit propped up by the media.
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You're not a Johnny come anything anymore since Johnny chopped his dick off.
 
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Sure, I have no doubt that John is completely welcome at holidays with Frank's elderly Chinese father and his Chinese relatives. Who could disbelieve such a tale?
 
Karl_der_Grosse said:
Sure, I have no doubt that John is completely welcome at holidays with Frank's elderly Chinese father and his Chinese relatives. Who could disbelieve such a tale?
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I just assume Frank tells his relatives John is some loathsome mythological being from Chinese folklore who can be appeased with resin figurines and soothing flashing lights from cell phones and the television.
 
Mola Ram said:
I just assume Frank tells his relatives John is some loathsome mythological being from Chinese folklore who can be appeased with resin figurines and soothing flashing lights from cell phones and the television.
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Son, why are you bringing Kappa with you? I told you already, Japanese are not welcome here. Especially folklore creatures.

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"This is famous American sasquatch. I capture it with wizard powers and now it grants wishes!" Frank tells his traditional Chinese relatives, as they oooh and aaahhh in wonder, snapping souvenir photos to show their friends back home, as a boast of their American relative's importance.
 
Karl_der_Grosse said:
"This is famous American sasquatch. I capture it with wizard powers and now it grants wishes!" Frank tells his traditional Chinese relatives, as they oooh and aaahhh in wonder, snapping souvenir photos to show their friends back home, as a boast of their American relative's importance.
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"Let's eat it and gain its mystical powers!" - Frank's family
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Millions dead in Massachusetts as donated masks were found to contain traces of dog hair and taint juice.

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Imagine being the intake or triage person sitting in the lobby of the only entrance your hospital has open and a wendigo in a dress wobbles in carrying a box full of what looks like broken bdsm masks shrieking about saving the day.
 
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Imagine being the intake or triage person sitting in the lobby of the only entrance your hospital has open and a wendigo in a dress wobbles in carrying a box full of what looks like broken bdsm masks walks in shrieking about saving the day.
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"These masks have been tested, and not only are they riddled with dog hair, dust, and dried chink semen, these elements combined to create even deadlier virus! BRIANNA WU, YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!"
 
I wasn't expecting "Citizen Scientist John" to be the next John, but I'm loving it already.
Only a true geinus can turn $10000 worth of new tech toys into $10 worth of nonfunctional masks.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Millions dead in Massachusetts as donated masks were found to contain traces of dog hair and taint juice.

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" I'm going to print masks on my tiny home machine at a rate of one every four hours, and then my astro-nuclear-genetecist husband is going to test them with the air leak tester and PCR unit we have in our basement but my sperg ass has never previously mentioned."

And/or its an excuse to buy another expensive toy that will get used once so John can go on another self-congratulatory tech sperg.

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Does anyone remember what model his 3d printer is? Want to check if the bed can even accommodate printing a mask.
 
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John Flynt, the modern day Ben Franklin - he's fat and has a penis and that's about where the comparisons end really.

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Yeah John I can really see how you're running an expert social media campaign, just look at all the content you've produced so far.

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Peace and Harmony said:
me John Flynt, me know the ching chong chinaman

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Yes, John, China's slave laborers require a high level of "specialized education" to spend 14 hours a day inserting Part A into Slot B as cheap crap bound for the USA rolls past them on the assembly line. Rural peasants must have at least a master's degree in industrial distribution before a company will even consider enslaving them for such a high-tech position.
 
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