Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Now, I'm not going to count my chickens before they hatch (something that John does all too frequently), but if Frank's lost his job, this could lead to some interesting times ahead. Considering the multitude of massive expenses that they've undertaken (buying the house, the multiple Porsches, underwriting pretty much the entirety of the scampaign, a myriad of tabletop/vidya/miscellaneous purchases), I can't imagine Frank's bank account is looking too good at the moment, especially when Wave's stock prices plummeted before the pandemic even started. It's definitely not a good time to be looking for a job, even more so one that can keep up with John's ludicrous financial demands.

Maybe Frank will find something quickly, but imagine if he doesn't. Imagine John having to give up his beloved Porsches so they can afford their mortgage payments. Imagine John being cut off from the credit cards so he can't pay-to-win at whatever mobile game struck his fancy. A skel can dream.
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
If Frank was sniffing around for a job at biotech cocktail parties, he is crazier than I ever thought if he brought the Schrecklich Sasquatch Tranny with him and introduced it as his spouse. That is not how you get a job . . . unless Galvanic Life Sciences is hiring.
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Maybe he could leverage his experience to become a professor at Miskatonic University. I doubt they'd be closed due to a little pandemic.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
"random men" like a specialist in infectious diseases, but yeah you're right John, let me trust the opinions of a man who sucks the juice out of a mutilated crotch stump instead.

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This is John at his very best.

First, the drug is hydroxychloroquine, not hydrochloroquine.

Second, taken as directed it won't kill anyone.

Third, John insanely claims it's deadly because it's used in aquariums (which, being a simpleton, he calls "fish tanks"). Other deadly chemicals that are used in "fish tanks" include a lethal witch's brew of water, salt, and calcium.

Fourth, John has somehow determined that all of the bad advice on the Internet is the work of men. Not a single woman has posted anything even slightly questionable on this topic.

Fifth, he presents Frank as if he were an M.D. instead of a Ph.D. with no special knowledge of the topic he's babbling about.
 
Who would have thought that "remote working" is exactly the same as John's regular life?

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Is that soap and hands emojis in John's Twitter name supposed to encourage everyone to stay clean? How can he talk about hygiene when he barely changes his clothes?
 
Duff said:
Is that soap and hands emojis in John's Twitter name supposed to encourage everyone to stay clean? How can he talk about hygiene when he barely changes his clothes?
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I remember seeing that black One True Dress have the same white stain on it for months at a time every time John appeared in it.
 
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