Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Peace and Harmony said:
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We get it, John. Coronavirus seems to mostly affect Chinese people and the elderly, so you're worried your aging chink paypig will keel over and your 10 year free ride rams into a bollard.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
John's got all the Powerade and Chef Boyardee he needs to settle in for the long haul! But that's mostly because that's the way he normally lives because he's an unemployed friendless neet.

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I don’t think he read the article because it says to stay home and self-isolate. So while John is a lazy fuck who already does this he doesn’t realize the self-own he just admitted to 😂.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Hey there guy, do you think that old people are more likely to die of a virus than young people? You are a BIGOT, DIE FUCKING NAZI DIE

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Do you have someone at home who is an at-risk group for Flu? (Old/Young/Preggers/Fucky Immune system)
If yes: Be concerned about corona virus exposure.
If no: It is now a normal flu season but you didn't get a flu shot. Worry that much.
 
Baleeted, and so we will presumably never know the extent of people's reactions to John's purported parenting skills. Maybe he would kick his kids out of the house after giving them $1 and pretend for the rest of his life that they don't exist.

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Be on the lookout for $2,300 being filed as "miscellaneous expenses" in a few weeks.

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I don't appreciate being continually teased with the prospect of this species-ending autism, John.

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GDC was just cancelled, let’s all thank Brianna Wu for her bravery in demanding this.

Countdown to John thanking them.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Baleeted, and so we will presumably never know the extent of people's reactions to John's purported parenting skills. Maybe he would kick his kids out of the house after giving them $1 and pretend for the rest of his life that they don't exist.

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John is being uncharacteristically hard on himself. The absence of any actual children wouldn't be a problem as he smiled knowingly and rubbed his stomach while accepting the Parent Of The Year Award from any of several species that eat their own offspring.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
John is being uncharacteristically hard on himself. The absence of any actual children wouldn't be a problem as he smiled knowingly and rubbed his stomach while accepting the Parent Of The Year Award from any of several species that eat their own offspring.
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John would be a great mother - it's just he could never find anyone willing to let him implant his eggs into them and incubate the embryos until they burst from their chests.
 
To be fair, the new device is $499. The older versions are $2300 on eBay.That’s still a retarded sum to play NES games on a HDTV.

Didn’t John “hack” his classic nes and SNES to play other roms? Why does he need a $499 device to do it when that has hdmi built in too and classic controllers?
 
John thank you so much for sharing this powerful anecdote, and I hope it lends strength to those currently going through dark times of looking at other people post funny pictures on the Internet.

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According to Wikipedia, Wu's district has 764,789 people in it. And Wu had two years to get 2000 signatures. You could probably get few teens and pay them weed money to stand around the city and get that many. Actually, a single person with two year runaway could score that many.

How can anyone give Wu time of a day if a local group who band together to get their park benches painted can muster more direct political action than a congress wannabe?
 
MyOtherNicknameIsAPun said:
According to Wikipedia, Wu's district has 764,789 people in it. And Wu had two years to get 2000 signatures. You could probably get few teens and pay them weed money to stand around the city and get that many. Actually, a single person with two year runaway could score that many.
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In Massachusetts, there is a window for obtaining signatures that opens about three months before the filing deadline. Before that, the necessary forms are not available and any signatures you've collected won't be counted.
http://www.sec.state.ma.us/ele/elepdf/Candidates-Guide-generic.pdf (.)

Of course in 2018, John found other ways to screw up. My favorite was having his lackeys gather signatures at train stations, where they had people from different municipalities signing the same form, invalidating all the signatures. That was one of the reasons John had to hire a company to do the job correctly -- and expensively -- at the last minute.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
In Massachusetts, there is a window for obtaining signatures that opens about three months before the filing deadline. Before that, the necessary forms are not available and any signatures you've collected won't be counted.
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Thank you for pointing that out. I thought you just need to secure the signatures on your own and validate it before a deadline. This is a tougher case. Still, we're talking almost 4 years of "running", it should be easy to have a list of already convinced voters you'd harvest signatures from, no? Wu had plenty of time to get ready for the 3 month window.
 
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