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Wu would ride to school in a short cart attached to a donkey on stupid farm. And the only job she'd have would be hoeing. And she would be bad at it, too.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Wu would ride to school in a short cart attached to a donkey on stupid farm. And the only job she'd have would be hoeing. And she would be bad at it, too.
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What a dream team, the most shrill and annoying combo in existence.
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I haven't been following the Wu stuff lately but has there been a single poll in the district? I'm assuming this is heading for another monumental loss, right? Wu doesn't even seem to be getting the pity profiles from media outlets this time around.
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Bernie should pick Barney Frank instead just to trigger John.
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Why waste the money? Wu won’t do a poll because that’s less money for pay2win games and trips to California or Disney World.
She burned through all her fluff articles last cycle. Even Kotaku didn’t give her a free pass in 2018, and one interviewer called her out on her lack of games made and her stupid policy positions.
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Why are adults so fucking autistic
John unfortunately America does not have a Mongolian micropenis paypig who can give them $30 trillion in exchange for a handjob.
John unfortunately America does not have a Mongolian micropenis paypig who can give them $30 trillion in exchange for a handjob.
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe
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I don't recall seeing any income reports from Amazon on John's campaign filings.
Wu 2020 T-shirts
(Archive: http://archive.ph/Oyllg)
Likely explanations:
(1) Not a single shirt has been sold
(2) John is pocketing the chump change from Amazon
(3) Some Kiwi is selling the shirts and keeping the money (Good!)
Wu 2020 T-shirts
(Archive: http://archive.ph/Oyllg)
Likely explanations:
(1) Not a single shirt has been sold
(2) John is pocketing the chump change from Amazon
(3) Some Kiwi is selling the shirts and keeping the money (Good!)
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I took a brief look at a video that completes the game in one minute slower than what Wu claims to be able to do, using the princess only. To achieve that time I saw the speedrunner used a couple of weird exploits like jump here, lift enemy, jump and throw to the left and land on another enemy, lift it immediately and now the magic carpet moves much, much faster.
That's not unusual for speedrunning but it the approach is very different from Wu's "aw shucks I'm just a natural". I really hope he streams it and blames it on slippery buttons, unexpected tv-lag(retrotink was mentioned on the last page), "this version isn't the same as the one I played" and every other excuse a 3rd grader would come up with.
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The Hypocrisy of Re,tards: A Play in Three Tweets
So what do you make of your buddies over at The Young Turks then, John?
So what do you make of your buddies over at The Young Turks then, John?
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That's right John! Those First Amendment tards don't seem to understand that if we let Ben Shapiro speak on college campuses, Hitler will be able to intercept Allied communications.
ah shit, here we go again.
ah shit, here we go again.
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I love how John compared himself to a Xenomorph here. I can't say I disagree.
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Haha this is fantastic John! I'm hoping and praying that coronavirus kills a couple of thousand more people and the market tanks, then Dr*mpf is out of office for sure!!!
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He’s had a phantom boner for Aliens for a while. If I recall in his magnum opus Election Eve the college that they went to was Bishop University and the dorm was LV-426.
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This makes sense. John's characters look like xenomorphs, and we need to push John out of an airlock before he lays eggs.
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Almost as tragic as the Porsche 911 rotting in your own garage (to say nothing of the decomposing animal carcasses alongside it).
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Almost as tragic as your rotting crotch wound, John.
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"online distortion and manipulation"
Remember everyone, John Walker Flynt is a natal woman, queer because he kissed a girl once in middle school, graduated with multiple degrees in engineering and journalism, and is a renowned tech entrepreneur and game developer. Unlike those funny meme videos which are naked LIES
Remember everyone, John Walker Flynt is a natal woman, queer because he kissed a girl once in middle school, graduated with multiple degrees in engineering and journalism, and is a renowned tech entrepreneur and game developer. Unlike those funny meme videos which are naked LIES
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John has a lot of BALLS responding to a thread like this after repeatedly destroying Porsches by, among other things, backing into parking bollards and bizarre experiments destroying their electrical systems with his incompetence.
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Who cares?
He doesn’t have Warren anymore to force out into the cold to gather signatures.
A word of advice to anyone who works on the Wu campaign, get paid up front and don't sign a NDA.