Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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John you are just so funny! This is why all the girls in homeroom think you're just the hippest cat in the class!

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King Dead said:
John doesn't want to go through the work of starting at the local level, building up relationships, and leveraging that support into state or national office, or likely the former leading to the latter. Assuming he actually does want to get elected and doesn't want to just LARP at being a politician, then nothing short of immediately getting elected to a national position will suffice. His vanity won't let him settle for less.

Mr. Flynt Doesn't Go to Washington will only end when Frank tells him that they just don't have the money to keep running a vanity campaign over and over, particularly one that he never actually shuts down. As soon as he lost the primary in 2018, he immediately started campaigning for 2020, spouting that statistic about how many second-time candidates get elected as though it applied to him. We'll continue to see more desperate pleas for funding until September 1st, when he loses the primary again...only for him to start begging for money for his 2022 run.

Speaking of funding, how is his fundraising comparing to last time around? Is he getting more because people are recognizing him, or is he getting less because...people are recognizing him?
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John claims if he’s unsuccessful in 2020 he won’t run for Congress again.
 
Thank you Pastor John for these much-needed words of rebuke. Now, if you could please open your hymnals, we will all sing "God's Chosen People are Unemployed Dickless Scammers Who Lie Constantly".

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John, please: no more about fisting Frank until he ejaculates all over the dogs.

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Bender said:
Holy shit what a masterpiece, someone obviously spent 1,000 hours in PhotoShop making that as perfect as possible. @TiltdownDove this is what true graphic design looks like, you need to step up your game.
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Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thiccness of it... Oh my God... It even has a watermark...

I need to get off for the night, I'm sweating.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
I so wish that John was in charge of EVERYTHING, he's a genius!

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I was going to post last night that I couldn't wait until John tweeted his software-engineer, cyber-security-expert hot take on his party's inability to acquire software that a competent seventh-,grader -- but not John himself -- could have written. He did not disappoint.
 
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