Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Peace and Harmony said:
"I had so many friends over dere in Manchester High School *sigh*"

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It's funny how John's friends used to be wonderful patriots who joined the military to serve their country. Now they all joined because the armed forces would pay off a whopping 33 percent of their Ole Miss student loans after three years of service.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
No idea what the original tweet is but it's irrelevant, John is a sasquatch with a sandblasted penis.

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The missing quote seems to be the one about standing next to Ben Shapiro, it was quickly deleted after just 11 minutes.

Saw this though, the top one looks like Wu was accidentally tweeting out his super long cyber-secure and unhackable password instead of commentary, again. I'm pretty sure that it is a password, it looks like one and it is yet again exactly 64 characters long which is too specific to be ambien related. The link goes to an article about Guilliani.
The next ones are the Tekken tweets that he deleted after seven weeks when he recently started to get mocked by the fighting game community.
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Peace and Harmony said:
"I had so many friends over dere in Manchester High School *sigh*"

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Aww look at Frank the goofy little sperg, so awkward and buffoonish next to his supermodel athlete engineer wife! Almost makes you forget that he abused his previous wife so badly that she was obligated to flee the marriage.

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That house is empty. It feels like frat boys shacking up temporarily, rather than a married couple settling down together in their first home purchase. It's so soulless. Like Wu, I guess.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
"I had so many friends over dere in Manchester High School *sigh*"

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Aww look at Frank the goofy little sperg, so awkward and buffoonish next to his supermodel athlete engineer wife! Almost makes you forget that he abused his previous wife so badly that she was obligated to flee the marriage.

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How could any person look more badass?
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By literally doing anything else.
AprilRains said:
"vinegarette"

It's "vinaigrette", John, not a vinegar cigarette!
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Then he may be absolutely correct.
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
That house is empty. It feels like frat boys shacking up temporarily, rather than a married couple settling down together in their first home purchase. It's so soulless. Like Wu, I guess.
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Brianna is simply too busy playing Peggle reeeing on Twitter neglecting the dogs buying Apple toys ruining Porches dilating his axe wound campaigning for Congress to clean! And Frank is super busy....um....uh.....practicing his scream face?
 
AprilRains said:
"vinegarette"

It's "vinaigrette", John, not a vinegar cigarette!
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If you type "vinegarette" on an iPhone, it suggests "vinaigrette" no less than five times.

John is yet again not only an illiterate moron but too stupid even to use autocorrect.
 
AprilRains said:
"vinegarette"

It's "vinaigrette", John, not a vinegar cigarette!
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John eats / smokes vinegar cigarettes. Thus the snarl twitch (TM) cuz that shit's sour, bitch!

Vinegarette Slims:

"You've come a long way, and still ain't no lady..."

(Available in menthol, to crystallize those lungs and freshen that Flynty morning breath, Ultra-lights, for your cucked Celestial manservant, and Cloves, for that scene cred. Smoke in good health! Vinegarette Slims are the proud sponsor of Brianna Wu for U.S. Congress, who just weaned herself off her 3-puck-a-day habit of Skoal long-cut peach. She smiled with all the radiance of a Wendigo dripping with coffee grounds.)
 
Anytime John/Brianna talks about abortion, pregnancy, or other real women’s reproductive issues it should be perfectly ok to reply with “ok trooner”.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Aww look at Frank the goofy little sperg, so awkward and buffoonish next to his supermodel athlete engineer wife! Almost makes you forget that he abused his previous wife so badly that she was obligated to flee the marriage.

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There's an easy way for Frank to look more badass: by taking off the headset and posing next to his wife. Anyone willing to stand next to that hulking monstrosity must have balls of steel.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Maybe things would improve if you stopped protecting rapists in the game industry, John.

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So John bitches about the evil of games with microtransactions, then lists his three greatest games of the decade -- all of which have mictotransactions.

How very logical. How very surprising.
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
So John bitches about the evil of games with microtransactions, then lists his three greatest games of the decade -- all of which have mictotransactions.

How very logical. How very surprising.
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DLC are not microtransactions. Not sure about latter two but closest thing me2 had is DLC that give you good weapons (but not disk 1 nukes anyway) at start
 
Karl Franz said:
DLC are not microtransactions. Not sure about latter two but closest thing me2 had is DLC that give you good weapons (but not disk 1 nukes anyway) at start
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I'll take your word for it. I looked them all up and found sites saying all three had microtransactions. There seems to be some confusion about what constitutes DLC and what makes something a microtransaction, but I'll shoot myself in the head before I devote any more time to reading gamers argue about the distinction in a manner that does not call to mind Pascal disagreeing with Descartes.
 
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It just shows how limited Wu's gaming horizons are. This decade in gaming has seen some genre defining games like Dark Souls and FTL, some games like Dishonored that are likely to be considered classics in future "best of" lists, plus the wholesale genre revivals like the Wasteland 2/Divinity: Original Sin/Shadowrun cluster. Wu is severely handicapped in evaluating the health of the games industry because she's simply incapable of playing any game that presents a challenge.

Also, I think if we're casting stones at mobile games I don't think Wu can pretend to be without sin. How much money exactly did she dump down the maw of those Final Fantasy and Star Trek mobile games? And those are just the ones we know about.
 
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