Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Driving stick? John, you cut yours off.

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First time on twitter admitting to owning two Porsche’s? Who else in Dedham owns two Porsche’s?

It’s such an elitist tweet, “when I drop off my Boxster or Cayman”. What a piece of shit. The funny thing is he has two Porsche’s but looks like he shops for clothes at J.C. Penny or TJ Maxx. All the dudes in that shop know he’s a man too.
 
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First time on twitter admitting to owning two Porsche’s? Who else in Dedham owns two Porsche’s?

It’s such an elitist tweet, “when I drop off my Boxster or Cayman”. What a piece of shit. The funny thing is he has two Porsche’s but looks like he shops for clothes at J.C. Penny or TJ Maxx. All the dudes in that shop know he’s a man too.

He is the kind of oblivious richie rich 1% scumbag who would have the "My Other Car Is Also a Porsche" bumper sticker.
 
The men who work in the maintenance departments at auto shops can't drive a manual transmission. But I, a real woman, can!

What a load of complete bullshit.

Also surprised to see John gloating about his intimate and expert knowledge of manual trannies. You're sailing mighty close to the wind there, John. Maybe this is some kind of inside joke that John and Frank laugh about?
It's kinda funny when you think about it, Wu is so intimidated by people who actually know what they are doing she has to come up with this whole fanfiction just to protect her fragile ego.
 
I didnt learn how to drive a stick shift to impress men, I learned to drive a stick shift because manual transmission cars are cheaper on the used market. But each to their own... I guess they want a medal?
 
John, they pretend not to know how to drive your car because they're going to make the newguy deal with the manly B.O. and stinktrench stench you left for them on the seat. They're gonna make that poor bastard drive it into the repair bay.

I wish I was on the lot, when john get's his Porsche(s) back; some 5'7" mechanic takes it for a post repair test run, then john picks up the car has to spend a solid 4 minutes REEELING that seat back/down to fit that dainty 6'4" frame.
 
John, they pretend not to know how to drive your car because they're going to make the newguy deal with the manly B.O. and stinktrench stench you left for them on the seat. They're gonna make that poor bastard drive it into the repair bay.

I wish I was on the lot, when john get's his Porsche(s) back; some 5'7" mechanic takes it for a post repair test run, then john picks up the car has to spend a solid 4 minutes REEELING that seat back/down to fit that dainty 6'4" frame.

Then John immediately backs it into a bollard and screams "GAMERGATE PUT THAT THERE! I AM THE GODZILLA OF PORSCHE DRIVING!"
 
I didnt learn how to drive a stick shift to impress men, I learned to drive a stick shift because manual transmission cars are cheaper on the used market. But each to their own... I guess they want a medal?

Along with eating habits, etiquette and other things Americans driving automatic has been a joke since at least the 80s in Scandinavia, a region where women have used since the dawn of automobiles, like everyone else, manual transmission without any problems, complaints, praise or gold medals for being the most woman. Driving manual is not an accomplishment that needs praise.
 
Why would that be a "feminist" guilty pleasure? Personal guilty pleasure I could see, but how it attacks an implied institutional and systematic power held by men I'm not sure. Automatic transmissions weren't created to assist women. (If I'm not mistaken automatic transmissions actually came first because cars didn't have more than like two gears anyway for a long time.)
 
He is the kind of oblivious richie rich 1% scumbag who would have the "My Other Car Is Also a Porsche" bumper sticker.
The thing is, they’re not rich and especially not 1% rich. Frank has a good salary and got a lot of stock through work but John brings nothing in. They just now bought a house in their 40s after buying 3 fucking porsches. Frank has a much higher income than the vast majority of Dedham or Jamaica Plain residents, so why did they buy a house there and not where the real 1% buy?

They look like trash when they go out. John has 3 of the same dresses, one red coat, etc.
 
When 99.99999999% of your tweets are about public policy.

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The thing is, they’re not rich and especially not 1% rich. Frank has a good salary and got a lot of stock through work but John brings nothing in. They just now bought a house in their 40s after buying 3 fucking porsches. Frank has a much higher income than the vast majority of Dedham or Jamaica Plain residents, so why did they buy a house there and not where the real 1% buy?

I think they actually are in the 1%. You only need 400K a year to qualify. Between Frank's basic salary of 260K and grants of stock he seems to be getting, I'm pretty sure they get over the line. Frank sold 360K of Wave Life Sciences stock last year, and another 130K before May this year, and he still apparently has over 500K worth of it left. Even though the value of the stock is decreasing, he still seems to have a significant amount left. I suppose these could well have been options he couldn't exercise until they vested I guess, so there might an offset to this income, but if he's exercising the options at all then he's certainly making some profit on the deal.

They may not be "mansion in the Hollywood hills" rich, but they're way up there vs. the average household. It's just they spend all their money on stupid crap like BriBri's various "business" endeavours, her Porsches and her useless political staff.
 
I think they actually are in the 1%. You only need 400K a year to qualify. Between Frank's basic salary of 260K and grants of stock he seems to be getting, I'm pretty sure they get over the line. Frank sold 360K of Wave Life Sciences stock last year, and another 130K before May this year, and he still apparently has over 500K worth of it left. Even though the value of the stock is decreasing, he still seems to have a significant amount left. I suppose these could well have been options he couldn't exercise until they vested I guess, so there might an offset to this income, but if he's exercising the options at all then he's certainly making some profit on the deal.

They may not be "mansion in the Hollywood hills" rich, but they're way up there vs. the average household. It's just they spend all their money on stupid crap like BriBri's various "business" endeavours, her Porsches and her useless political staff.
 
I know this is several days late, but John was trying to misspell "cemetary" a specific way, and still failed:
Edit: Fuck, cemetery. Even I can't spell it *sigh*
 
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