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Reuters: Illegal Mexico-US crossings drop to 0% after melting crypt field is sighted at border control station
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Reuters: Illegal Mexico-US crossings drop to 0% after melting crypt field is sighted at border control station
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Forget the wall, we should just put up one of these at every border crossing.
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I don’t know if you mean crypt fiend or was that intended to be kryptid. Either works pretty well for John. A ghoulish melting fiend, roaming the deserts, howling at the moon and waving his rotting dismembered penis as a ward against anybody who might cross his path.
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And for some reason, he actually deliberately picked that current utterly horrifying picture he uses as his avatar, and he looks absolutely, utterly batshit crazy.
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Really makes you wonder how bad it must be in person.
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As bad as that is, it's several years old at this point (I think it may even predate Gamergate!) and John has gotten noticeably worse since then.
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who fucking did this
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Ooh I thought calling him "John" was a one way ticket to Twitter jail...
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That was even before the screaming Mongolian got his permanent scream face.
Based shitposter.
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Okay what's with John having a hate boner-corpse for Russia? Like Putin is a pos and Russia is a pretty shitty country (last I heard) but they're still a superpower (I think) and we don't want to antagonize them.
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I'd bet heavy gold that's a burner Twitter identity.
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I think John is mixing up Russian mobsters and Indian refund scammers.
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Looked them up, getting a strong whiff of ween from them.
Anti Fanta
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So it's confirmed they're a Kiwi Farmer then.
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John I really don't want to hear about 5 inches being too long for you. Cool autism though.
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I guess he didn't dilate and the stink ditch sealed up.
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Pound for pound(kilo for kilo) I'd say smuggling in a woman's weight in uncut heroin is more profitable than a single worker at a rub-n-tug.
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Stop telling people how you do things in engineering, John. You have not the slightest, and checking assumptions is not unique to engineering.
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Yes, John, engineers are noted for the amount of time they spend in navel-gazing contemplation of "all their underlying assumptions" when they "get stuck."
If you had ever trained as an engineer or worked as an engineer, you would never write anything so fucking stupid. But you didn't and you haven't and here we are.