Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Historically, John already has a poor track record when it comes to destroying his downstairs plumbing, so Frank better not let him get too hands on with any kitchen sink or toilet repairs.
 
RandomNobody said:
Is John going to weld his cock back on?

I like how out of touch with reality he is. Dude is over 40 and thinks home ownership means buying a welding torch laying bricks and drilling holes in the yard. Maybe start with a lawnmower like a normal person and hire a contractor for home repairs/augments you stunted weirdo.
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I'd pay good money to watch Spastic John Flynt attempt to mow that yard on a warm day in July.

It won't surprise me if the yard is never mowed until the city orders the Wus to get crackalackin'. At that point, expect to see a crew of illegal immigrants slaving away under the lash of Massa John.
 
A Name But Backwards said:
Who the hell uses oxy-acetylene anymore? That can legit be dangerous if you don't know what you are doing. I'm excited.
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
ETA: The basement is finished out, so I guess that Puppy Auschwitz will be moving into the garage, where the inmates can swelter in the summer and freeze in the winter.
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Puppy Auschwitz in the garage... next to the gas tubes that Wu have been fondling with no adult supervision(Frank is busy at work).
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Homeowner saga expectation levels:
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RandomNobody said:
hire a contractor for home repairs/augments you stunted weirdo.
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Oh he will hire contractors. First he will show himself starting doing something, not show the fuck up he caused, hire a contractor to fix the mess, then claim victory on twitter. He's done this before.
 
RandomNobody said:
Is John going to weld his cock back on?

I like how out of touch with reality he is. Dude is over 40 and thinks home ownership means buying a welding torch laying bricks and drilling holes in the yard. Maybe start with a lawnmower like a normal person and hire a contractor for home repairs/augments you stunted weirdo.
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As with Revolution 60, he’ll have Frank hire actual tradesmen so Brianna can order them around in between Twitter binges. He’ll of course take credit.
 
Richard Stabone said:
This is going to lead to a thousand "AS A HOMEOWNER" tweets.
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It’s a bad look to be a “homeowner” at 40 with a 50 something tranny chasing gay Asian husband, two Porsche’s, a motorbike, and a Dodge Charger.

Has anyone checked on the Peloton lately? Curious how that $3k stationary bike investment is being used (or not).
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Of course John, anyone who hates this movie must be a knuckle-dragging SEXIST and probably rapist as well.

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If you want to watch things about the female experience there are quite literally hundreds of great films to choose from. You're just a low-IQ hyper-consumer who requires 'big ideas' to be packaged in a nice n' easy to digest superhero film that dumbs everything down to the lowest possible level.

The lack of intellectual curiosity on show in people like Wu and their ilk is astonishing - Women in the arts have been absolutely killing it for decades! It's genuinely surprising that people who spend their entire existence on the internet with all this a mere click or google search away haven't clocked on to the plethora of incredible stuff made by women.
 
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Norvic said:
Heh, yeah, I thought I remembered this. Compare this:

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With this:

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Wu is such an incredible bullshitter. She just makes up whatever she wants that she thinks will make her sound like a cool Wuman in tech. I can't even fathom the moral rottenness of someone who lies so casually about such trivial things.
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Miss'ippi John gonna fix that house,
Makin' it so fine it'll get all the wows.
Fixin' it up come shine or rain,
Gonna do it as well as his congressional campaign

Well howdy there folks. I know its been a spell, and but I've just been as busy as Miss'ippi John when he was a-courting the Bay Area vote that's so important to a congressman who wants to represent Massachusetts. But well shucks, you just can't keep seeing the deeds of a man as great as Miss'ippi John and expect your banjoin' fingers to sit still or your talk box from burstin' into song about all the great things he's done. Now, I dun hear there's been some confusion and misinformin' being done about Miss'ippi John's work history. So park those keisters and I'mma set you straighter than a school marm's ruler.

One o' the big question folks have for those a-us that collect and tell the tales of Miss'ippi John is "Now we all know bout the first house Miss'ippi John bought, and put all his engineering training skill into fixing up, but what was Miss'ippi John's first job?" And we always just gotta smile and pack a fresh pipe, cause that ain't no simple question to answer.

Now course we can't count Automechanic as John's first gen-u-whine job; Not due to skill mind you. But you see while Miss'ippi John rebuilt a Mustang all by himself, and did so good a job every mechanic he let under the hood swore up and down it was factory original work, and while he most 'suredly did the ma-jury-ty of the work restoring his friend's MGB, he just wasn't able to find his way to get paid for any of that. Cept in the pride of the quality of his worksmanship, a-course.
And that also being the reason we can't count when he was President, CEO, CFO, and Undersecretary to the Director of Human Resources of the family business he was single-handedly saving from bankruptcy.
And we can't count Doctor, Journalist, or Shuttle Mission Commander neither, cause John did all his ground breaking work in the fields of medicine, journ'ism, and astronautery as a student.

Well, John's first job - when he was so poor he was living outta his civic (or his mustang that was parked on the south side 'a town, which was his summer home.) - was, naturally a Trained Engineer. Since I'm sure we all now how gol durn difficult is for a trained and certified engineer to find a job that pays a living wage. Well boy howdy no one could engineer like John could, as atested to by the fact he couldn't afford food or housing during this period of his life. He finally gots his employment by a grocery store to improve the efficiency of the stock room, and to tear down buildings; yessir, back then every grocery store had a team for tearing down houses. Sadly them jobs is a-gone the way of the onsite butcher and baker, and you gotta go to them towns too small for a Walmart to find a grocery with an on-staff de-mo-lissin crew.

Now those who are well read on their Miss'ippi John lore will course be getting riled and asking "Well now waits a minute, that's only one first job. What about his first job when he was doing his 2nd childhood being raised as poor black girl?". Well of course the answer is little black girl john was beaten by Nazis until she fell into a coma shortly after graduating with her jouralism degree, so she never got have a job cause of the KKK. Now this put John at a bit of a burden, since he needed to pay for her medical care, and go to sit by her bedside at all hours juss in case she woke up.
Yessir, taking care of himself like that was expensive and time consuming, which is why John wasn't able to afford his first house until he was darn near fiddy. And of course sitting bedside, keeping hisself company during visiting hours is why John wasn't able to keep any of the 800 transgender Iraq War veterans that he knew from committing suicide.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
We'll never usher in a generation of mySQL salt-and-hash PHPers at this rate!

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When did students with average scores on a state test of educational development become "highly intelligent, skilled learners"? Most students with such scores are actually mildly ruhtarded.

Also, I guess it's too much to expect Filibuster John to understand that running the local high school is not the job of the U.S. Congress.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Also, I guess it's too much to expect Filibuster John to understand that running the local high school is not the job of the U.S. Congress.
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The gospel of Queen John:
I am monarch of all I survey,
My right there is none to dispute,
From the centre all round to the sea,
I am lord of the fowl and the brute.
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Never hear the sweet music of speech—
I start at the sound of my own;
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Norvic said:
I suspect that was the chief consideration in buying that house. Frank got double cucked. Not only does he have to live miles away from his job and friends because of Wu's fake political career, he also has to live in a jerry built box because it has a dual garage in which Wu can keep her porches.
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He's a paypig. This was probably the biggest orgasm his tiny Asian wang has ever had.

Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
Oh he will hire contractors. First he will show himself starting doing something, not show the fuck up he caused, hire a contractor to fix the mess, then claim victory on twitter. He's done this before.
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This. I bet he starts by destroying the electrical system trying to accomplish something that only makes sense to his own squirming, toadlike brain.
 
Didn't David Berkowitz claim he was getting marching orders from his dog, too?
 
AnOminous said:
He's a paypig. This was probably the biggest orgasm his tiny Asian wang has ever had.



This. I bet he starts by destroying the electrical system trying to accomplish something that only makes sense to his own squirming, toadlike brain.
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The funny thing is, he won’t be able to install a nest most likely or a ring. The wiring in that house will be hot garbage and the heating system is outdated. I’m so glad I bought a modern house, it’s even wired with cat 5e in every room and it cost less than the money pit Frank bought John.

I wouldn’t be surprised if John gets Frank to pony up for a new, modern HVAC system and electrical wiring so he can have the tech home of his tranny dreams.
 
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