Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Holy fuck where to start with that last tweet. Like with "I'm honestly a pretty damned good car mechanic" tell that to any car you've ever butchered. Do I need to get out the pictures of the Audi. Or wait no he said that car was just the devil and had nothing to do with say trying to sand and paint it by hand in your fucking driveway before realizing you just fucked your car but it was evil anyways. I wouldn't trust Bri with a tire or oil change.

And you just bought a house so you're excited to learn home repair skills like... masonry... and fence installation... and welding... what the hell I just can't stop laughing. This can only end up turning out amazing. And yeah oxy acetylene shows its age and why would you use oxy acetylene for home repair is beyond me but I want to see what happens. I'm guessing he gets frustrated when he can't control the mix and it pops off and goes and plays peggle without turning off the tanks for whatever stupid indoor unventilated job and blows himself up after lighting up a cigarette when he clears the next level to get that sweet peggle blast.

Also that man of the people shit at the end. Apparently Briannas first job now was being a scrapper I guess ripping the copper out of delapitaded buildings where there's some money. But I bet it's just another lie and doesn't even know what materials would be worth salvaging. She collects fake jobs by the day.

And fucking medial... I'm sure that wasn't even a typo and that's what he really thinks the word is.

I can't wait for the home destruction saga it's going to be so much better than the Audi fail or well maybe anything hes attempted. Every failure is wonderful in it's own way and it can be counted on like clockwork. My body is ready for this.
 
Anti Fanta said:
These wise-sheman-of-the-people tweets are so insufferable and show how detached from reality Wu is since they think this drivel is somehow a unique and woke to the poors point of view. Similar with the childish 'my friends are at a conference but I have to work because I'm a politician' stuff. Not a good look at all for someone running for congress.

Also I'm pretty sure you mean MENIAL not medial you dunce.
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They're just more examples showing how poorly socialized Brianna really is. A normal person would hesitate before putting out most of the tweets John does and think "wait, this makes me look like a colossal douchebag" and then rewrite it or not send it out all because it's not like you really need to let everyone know what you're doing every waking hour of the day.

But Brianna doesn't really talk with people other than Frank. He has no idea what qualities go towards making someone seem likable and his hugbox on Twitter is doing him no favors.
 
Oh is that the reason why you fired your vulnerable female employees after paying them $1?

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Is everyone old enough to remember when John said that 99.9999999999999% of his tweets were about campaign policy?

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Dizzydent said:
Also that man of the people shit at the end. Apparently Briannas first job now was being a scrapper I guess ripping the copper out of delapitaded buildings where there's some money. But I bet it's just another lie and doesn't even know what materials would be worth salvaging. She collects fake jobs by the day.
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Heh, yeah, I thought I remembered this. Compare this:

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Wu is such an incredible bullshitter. She just makes up whatever she wants that she thinks will make her sound like a cool Wuman in tech. I can't even fathom the moral rottenness of someone who lies so casually about such trivial things.
 
Just taken on a mortgage and a massive new house. You'd expect comments along the lines of "I'm dreading moving day", "still trying to settle on where to put our home office and buying a sofa", or even "cool, now we can set up our epic gaming room just how we want it!". But no.

John: "Great! What expensive top of the line power toys can I use the house as an excuse to buy (and leave in the garage(s) untouched)?" He is so out of touch with even middle class normies who probably live in that area and have a fair bit of money. Absolutely no clue. Complete champagne socialist.

He's going to chop down the railings around the steps up to his front door, isn't he? That's absolutely a fantastic place to start. Leave everyone who has the misfortune to need to go to John's door just stumbling around on random steps up, with nothing to hold on to, especially when it's icy underfoot. Awesome move. Next up: installing Apple player into the garage doors so they play Madonna every time John gets home.

On behalf of everyone at Kiwi Farms, I would like to extend my deepest condolences to people living in the vicinity of the Wu's new house. I am so very sorry. Just close your doors and avoid all interaction if you can. Ps: rescue those poor fucking dogs.
 
Norvic said:
Heh, yeah, I thought I remembered this. Compare this:

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With this:

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Wu is such an incredible bullshitter. She just makes up whatever she wants that she thinks will make her sound like a cool Wuman in tech. I can't even fathom the moral rottenness of someone who lies so casually about such trivial things.
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John literally doesn't care. He knows that nobody who takes his bullshit seriously will question him even when he brazenly lies. He can lie and then tell a lie that contradicts his last lie within minutes.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
At least they now have a garage to hide Wu's $100,000 toy in.
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I suspect that was the chief consideration in buying that house. Frank got double cucked. Not only does he have to live miles away from his job and friends because of Wu's fake political career, he also has to live in a jerry built box because it has a dual garage in which Wu can keep her porches.
 
90+ days on Zillow at $629k, yikes. That’s a bad buy right there. The house has weird updates, the kitchen is extremely dated yet the appliances are somewhat modern. The floors are old, the heating system is mixed (baseboard heaters are terrible but common in that area).

Calling it now, the next phase after 2 time failed political campaign will be landlord. John and Frank will rent out the basement apartment, maybe Blobbo Chipman can move in?
 
Sissy Galvez said:
90+ days on Zillow at $629k, yikes. That’s a bad buy right there. The house has weird updates, the kitchen is extremely dated yet the appliances are somewhat modern. The floors are old, the heating system is mixed (baseboard heaters are terrible but common in that area).

Calling it now, the next phase after 2 time failed political campaign will be landlord. John and Frank will rent out the basement apartment, maybe Blobbo Chipman can move in?
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All that furniture has "staged" written all over it. That's not a house anyone lives in. Not a single bookshelf in the entire place, the fucking cabinet with coloured yarn in it. Give me a fucking break. This is a low rent house flipper's project. From all that awful cheapo laminate flooring that's going to look like garbage in two years of people walking on it. right down to the cowboy driveway resurfacing that's already cracked to shit between the time the photos were taken and when Wu bought the place. It's all been gussied up on the surface, but I bet you just under the new paint the place is a lemon.
 
Don’t forget she’s going to iHome everything in there from the lightbulbs to the microwave and REEEEEEE GAMERGATE when none of it works.

Also, according to socialbearing.com, guess what her most used hashtag was for her last 2000 tweets?

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Edit: her word cloud demonstrates how useless and vapid her tweets are.
 
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Molester Stallone said:
I have a feeling we're about to get some amazing laughs out of this last purchase. An oxy-acetylene torch for home repairs huh? Expert auto technician Wu who doesn't know what an angle grinder is will fuck up this house beyond repair in no time.
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John having to park his Porches in those narrow garages is going to be trouble, especially since we know he's
going to want to back in so he can come blazing out of the driveway instead of creeping on to the street in reverse like some disgusting normie.

Also, Frank had better put padlocks on those fireplaces or his spastic, hysterical husband will have the house in flames come the first frost.

Can't wait for John to start posting images of the filthy, white-trash interior after he and Frank have been there for a week.

ETA: The basement is finished out, so I guess that Puppy Auschwitz will be moving into the garage, where the inmates can swelter in the summer and freeze in the winter.

Also, does anyone see anything in that house that needs the attention of oxy-acetylene welding or cutting? I'm hoping John plans to do some work on the gas lines. Less fun, but still entertaining, would be the plumbing.
 
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Well i guess we might as well take a look inside....
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Oh dear. This looks like the kind of place that was last renovated in the 90s, sold on when the elderly owners died, and the cowboy who bought it painted the walls and had laminate flooring put in...and stopped there. Good luck with that mess of a heating system, Wu.

Why do they need four bedrooms and two huge kitchens? They only cook blue apron crap, and the dogs will be living in the garage with all the power tools John will buy and never use (unless the house has a basement we don't know about). Does John have that many sailor moon figurines?

Edit: Looking again at the interior photos, those ceilings are awfully low. How long until John walks into the windmilling light fittings and gives himself an unscheduled haircut? Frank's fine, he's a midget and always screaming anyway.
 
AprilRains said:
Wozzat all mean?
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It’s been on the market for 3+ months, the price is quite high, the finishes not that great, staged furniture...all leads to house that’s been sitting empty.

If I get a chance I’ll look on Zillow but I’d guess it’s either overpriced for the market/area or underpriced because there’s something majorly wrong with it.

Edit: I’d say what looks wrong but fuck Frank and John. I’d rather laugh at their poor investment. $100k Porsche sitting in a dumpy 80s style house.

John will definitely leave it in the driveway to show off.
 
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