Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Kosher Dill said:
Wasn't that Porsche #1, which they bought used and dilapidated, drove back up to MA leaving a trail of nuts and bolts behind them, and quietly resold when it became obvious that their "improvements" were a disaster?
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Optimus Prime said:
No, I'm pretty sure that was the TT since that's the only one Wu straight up tried modifying with the shitty paint job.
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The fact that it's so difficult to keep up with how many luxury cars Brianna has had in the last two years really says something. I think this is the order:
  1. Audi TT - Was a total junker. Wu tried to use his "elite" mechanic abilities to fix it up only to make everything worse. They also tried to repaint it for whatever reason. As far as we can tell, it was sold (likely at a loss) to finance future Porsches.
  2. Porsche #1 - This is the junker that Wu flew out to DC (with campaign funds) to get and drove back up to MA. He junked it immediately in that trip because Wu doesn't understand simple shit like getting oil changes. I think this is also the one he backed into a pole and blamed a white man on (well, he's partially accurate).
  3. Porsche #2 - The $100,000+ "investment" that he can't talk about or acknowledge because people have called him out on being a wasteful piece of shit. He hides it under a tarp and presumably drives it every now and then.
  4. Porsche #3 - The Wu "campaign car" that he supposedly bought just for appealing to the people of MA-8 (lol). Shockingly, no campaign funds were used on this because I guess even the Wus realized how stupid that would be. This is the one he's trying to turn into his Bond car.
EDIT: Ninja'd by @ZKWNordman
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Clean that fucking dog holy shit.



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Jesus fuck. Bichon Frises are classified as a "high maintenance" breed. They're supposed to be brushed at least three times a week, but preferably daily. Matted fur like that is uncomfortable for the dog because it abrades their skin, which is already sensitive. They need to be brushed often because once their coats get tangled like that, it's too painful for the dog to tease them out. You'd think someone with Flynt's disposable income would hire a professional groomer, but I guess that would require Flynt to show consideration for something other than himself.
The discolouration on his face is referred to as "tearing" and while that's common in the breed, that much discoloration means that he's suffering from an eye disease or severe allergies. Bichons have extremely small tear ducts and they become blocked and inflamed often. Again, this is something a vet could clear up easily, or John could at least pretend to give a shit by cleaning the fur on the dog's face, but no.

For reference, this is what a healthy, well-groomed Frise should look like:
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Solzhenitsyn said:
The discolouration on his face is referred to as "tearing" and while that's common in the breed, that much discoloration means that he's suffering from an eye disease or severe allergies.
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Probably from being kept in a filthy dusty basement in a cage whenever not used for pictures where John, for some inexplicable reason, thinks it's okay to post pictures that more or less prove he's an abusive owner.
 
Now it was 'round about this time that ol' Missi'ppi John started feelin' - well - a little sorry 'bout the fact that he'd been a right-ol' pill to many of his countrymen online, but instead o' ah-pol-ah-gy-zin' like any good boy's momma told them to do, Missi'ppi John decided get on that there Internet and find a couple o' facts to - how shall we say - stir up that ol' love of Uncle Sam and see if that would help things along without havin' to - well - do much o' anything, really

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>38%
Allegedly only like, 8 men died during WWII from D'Lo. That's certainly not 38%, but I guess Wu wants to be from a town that sacrificed it all to kill the Nazis.
 
StyrofoamFridge said:
>38%
Allegedly only like, 8 men died during WWII from D'Lo. That's certainly not 38%, but I guess Wu wants to be from a town that sacrificed it all to kill the Nazis.
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D'Lo was in fact famous (sort of) for sending more men than any other town of its size per capita to WWII. 38% did, in fact, serve in WWII.

Served. Not KIA.

I guess John misread the Wikipedia article of the town he totally grew up in, for real, not some town he read about in a Memorial Day article somewhere.
 
Oh yes John, what a great idea it would be to treat social media companies as publishers, then we could finally throw all the liars and grifters off those platforms forever, wouldn't that be just awesome?

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Yeah and how come Chris Hemsworth doesn't just use Mjolnir to defeat ISIS? Absolute fucking moron.

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ZKWNordman said:
No, the TT was a separate disaster. She’s had 3 Porsches including the 100k custom one that she can’t brag about without facing Twitter criticism.

Porsche 1 was a garbage purchase that she backed into a pole, though she blamed a white 20-something male driver that she made up to take the fall for the damage. The car was no longer pure after repairs so she sold it.

Porsche 2 was her completely sane and not midlife crisis purchase of six figures. Will remain hidden until she’s free to brag again without being attacked. Can’t claim you’re one of the people when you spent more on a car than they couldn’t dream of accosting.

Porsche 3 is the spy car that she claims she spent way less on than she actually did. She uses it for campaigning.

I think I’m right anyway.
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Francis York Morgan said:
The fact that it's so difficult to keep up with how many luxury cars Brianna has had in the last two years really says something. I think this is the order:
  1. Audi TT - Was a total junker. Wu tried to use his "elite" mechanic abilities to fix it up only to make everything worse. They also tried to repaint it for whatever reason. As far as we can tell, it was sold (likely at a loss) to finance future Porsches.
  2. Porsche #1 - This is the junker that Wu flew out to DC (with campaign funds) to get and drove back up to MA. He junked it immediately in that trip because Wu doesn't understand simple shit like getting oil changes. I think this is also the one he backed into a pole and blamed a white man on (well, he's partially accurate).
  3. Porsche #2 - The $100,000+ "investment" that he can't talk about or acknowledge because people have called him out on being a wasteful piece of shit. He hides it under a tarp and presumably drives it every now and then.
  4. Porsche #3 - The Wu "campaign car" that he supposedly bought just for appealing to the people of MA-8 (lol). Shockingly, no campaign funds were used on this because I guess even the Wus realized how stupid that would be. This is the one he's trying to turn into his Bond car.
EDIT: Ninja'd by @ZKWNordman
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I have a slightly different recollection.

Audi TT -> Bollarded Porsche -> Silver w/ Red Interior Porsche modified to look like comic book spy car -> $100k custom ordered Porsche that I thought got cancelled and Wu never actually got.
 
Polyboros2 said:
$100k custom ordered Porsche that I thought got cancelled and Wu never actually got.
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Nope. Brianna got his shiny toy. The last couple of times an agent drove past Wu's Dedham house, he had it covered up and kind of tucked behind the other cars (so he probably doesn't drive it too often). Occasionally, you can see it in the corner of some pics he takes outside in his lawn. He's trying real hard to hide it and it probably bothers him that he can't brag about how his substitute penis car is so much better than yours.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Nope. Brianna got his shiny toy. The last couple of times an agent drove past Wu's Dedham house, he had it covered up and kind of tucked behind the other cars (so he probably doesn't drive it too often). Occasionally, you can see it in the corner of some pics he takes outside in his lawn. He's trying real hard to hide it and it probably bothers him that he can't brag about how his substitute penis car is so much better than yours.
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And then of course there's that stupid bike 'Redline' which has been gathering dust for years, only disturbed when the Wu's bring the damn thing along when they move even though they never, ever ride it.

Part of me wonders if it's because the eyelash modifications to the headlights may not actually be legal on the road.
 
Optimus Prime said:
And then of course there's that stupid bike 'Redline' which has been gathering dust for years, only disturbed when the Wu's bring the damn thing along when they move even though they never, ever ride it.

Part of me wonders if it's because the eyelash modifications to the headlights may not actually be legal on the road.
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More likely Brianna is just terrified of having anything powerful between her legs.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Nope. Brianna got his shiny toy. The last couple of times an agent drove past Wu's Dedham house, he had it covered up and kind of tucked behind the other cars (so he probably doesn't drive it too often). Occasionally, you can see it in the corner of some pics he takes outside in his lawn. He's trying real hard to hide it and it probably bothers him that he can't brag about how his substitute penis car is so much better than yours.
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I wonder what the neighbors think of the couple living in a tiny house with no garage(I think) and four cars parked around it, three of them Porsches. Same when they lived in that red crap shack for a while and had the "totaled" Honda on the lawn.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Well you could have paid him more but you probably gave him $1 then told him to fuck off, now both he and his father are dead.

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According to the coverage page for medicare he woulded be able cover by Medicare prescription drug coverage part D the provides him with coverage for:
  • Insulin
  • Certain medical supplies used to inject insulin, like syringes, gauze, and alcohol swabs
If he goes with a Medicare Advantage Plans or private company.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I wonder what the neighbors think of the couple living in a tiny house with no garage(I think) and four cars parked around it, three of them Porsches. Same when they lived in that red crap shack for a while and had the "totaled" Honda on the lawn.
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They must be amazed that a gay Chinaman and a Wendigo live like absolute white trash.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I wonder what the neighbors think of the couple living in a tiny house with no garage(I think) and four cars parked around it, three of them Porsches. Same when they lived in that red crap shack for a while and had the "totaled" Honda on the lawn.
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Aparently new campaign finance report shows they bought a house. We're waiting on dox to see if they had enough sense to get one with a garage.
 
When is he going to stream again? He should do Peggle stream. So far he only did Woke Wolfenstein and Street Fighter
 
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