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On the "Is John gay or what" topic, I found this:
http://archive.fo/NT1fk (search for "Brianna" in these links)
On the other hand, he claims that he became "obsessed with boys" after starting hormones:
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On the other other hand, all of his "Socially Unconscious" writing (and his supposed career as a sorority houseboy) exhibits what we'd now call the "straight male gaze" to a ludicrous degree.
My operating theory is something along the lines of: he was an extremely faggy straight guy who happened to also be a raging autogynephile, who "Chris-Chan'ed" himself into actually being gay once he got the chop. That's a bit convoluted, but noting about Miss'ippi John makes sense anyway.
It's always so difficult to know what to believe about Wu, because every source has at least one lie embedded in it. There's truth to be gleaned, but you really have to cross reference pretty hard to figure it out. Or you can just believe whichever statement is maximally funny.
As near as I can tell, in Johnny boy mode Wu was completely heterosexual. She's stated she never even considered gay relationships until she started HRT. She mentioned dating at least one woman, but god knows if that's real or not. It's hard to believe Wu wasn't a total incel. She's since retconned the whole thing to say she was in a relationship with a boy when she was in her teens, but that's certainly complete horseshit. Incidentally, it's almost certain Frank was fucking her before the dick chop, and almost certainly took Wu's anal virginity. It's weird how quickly that all came together. They met in October 2007, dated for a while, organised the dick chop for June 2008 and then Frank said he proposed in July, though it's hard to believe they didn't have some sort of understanding considering he was paying for her surgery. The fact that she had bottom surgery before getting the tits installed is pretty weird, it kind of suggests a lot of what happened was Frank's idea. She had at least 3 surgeries in fairly quick succession after meeting Frank, which I wouldn't want to go through.
Also.
This explains the weird Honeywell factoid. She heard it in her latest random audiobook and read the wikipedia page and suddenly she's an instant expert in arpanet. Wu's attempts at self education to make her engineer pose seem plausible are pretty pathetic.