Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Mola Ram said:
Even that's debatable, given Frank hasn't mutilated his face with third world plastic surgery.
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We don't really know the gender of the dogs either so there's some fierce competition for prettiest lady, Frank might take home the "Who's a good boy?" trophy.
Unless there's a ham sized spider living in their toilet tank a household beauty pageant would always end with Wu in last place.

Francis York Morgan said:
There are two possibilities that could get Wu out of politics:

1. Frank says he's had enough of this shit. Money clearly doesn't mean a lot to him so I figure either he gets bored with it or it begins to negatively affect his image.

2. Brianna finds a new "career" to transition (heh) towards that doesn't look like a step down (and allows him to essentially keep doing whatever he wants). Right now, John needs his political candidacy so he can feel important after failing at everything else. He's not going to go for anything that might interrupt his busy schedule of being a spastic on Twitter, playing Peggle, and hitting Frank's credit limit, so I have no idea what this would be.
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Maybe a vanity charity? It enables him to encourage people to send him money for his important work, then he can run it like Ogre & Shrek ran Trans-Lifeline.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
We don't really know the gender of the dogs either so there's some fierce competition for prettiest lady, Frank might take home the "Who's a good boy?" trophy.
Unless there's a ham sized spider living in their toilet tank a household beauty pageant would always end with Wu in last place.



Maybe a vanity charity? It enables him to encourage people to send him money for his important work, then he can run it like Ogre & Shrek ran Trans-Lifeline.
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Charity scam would certainly be my first guess.
 
andr0id psycho sho(ker said:
true it's mine as well but given Trans Lifeline has already happened, people might be watching troon charities a bit more closely now
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You can safely bet your last dollar that John will not go anywhere near a troon charity. Doing so would almost certainly lead to widespread acceptance of the obvious fact that he's not a woman. And the pool of suckers willing to donate to this scam is vanishingly small.

On the other hand, I'd love to see the videos John and Frank would produce. As images of despondent troons clutching dead iPhones flash on the screen, Kermit the Frog squeaks, "With your donation of just $49.99 a month, we will supply a transgender person with a cellphone and a Twitter account so they can liiiive."
 
The Russian interference that didn't happen, got it.

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
John's chin implant, which was offset noticeably to the viewer's right in his last picketing photo op, has now shifted to the left. I assume this is normal with cut-rate plastic surgery. Perhaps some kind of 3D-printed staple gun would help.
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I wonder what the mood is like in the room at the doctors office when John comes in because he wants to look more like a woman and doctors have to explain to him how the are still some very real limitations to modern cosmetic surgery.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
There are two possibilities that could get Wu out of politics:

1. Frank says he's had enough of this shit. Money clearly doesn't mean a lot to him so I figure either he gets bored with it or it begins to negatively affect his image.

2. Brianna finds a new "career" to transition (heh) towards that doesn't look like a step down (and allows him to essentially keep doing whatever he wants). Right now, John needs his political candidacy so he can feel important after failing at everything else. He's not going to go for anything that might interrupt his busy schedule of being a spastic on Twitter, playing Peggle, and hitting Frank's credit limit, so I have no idea what this would be.
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If she actually wanted to have a fighting chance, then she'd be looking into winning a primary in a democratic district. That said, I don't think she actually has any intention of winning or serving, that would actually require some follow through skills that John just doesn't have. It does keep him in the media spotlight however.

Norvic said:
Oh dear god.

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I saw that last one, and I was immediately reminded of my childhood playing fighting fantasy books...

Separated at birth?
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John really needs to lay off the donuts and botox, it's not a good look.
 
Norvic said:
LOL. Lynch raises 60K each and every quarter because that's how much his office expenses are. I wonder if Wu doesn't realise that he's not exerting himself to get that money, it's just what he gets from incumbency. It's a year an half before he even needs to think of an election, and he's got a 1.5 million warchest if he ever faces a serious contender. Meanwhile, Wu burned every asspatter, friend of Frank and hanger-on to get a measly 20K and spent it all on her useless flunkies. When it comes round to actual election, they aren't going to be giving more.
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And it's to Lynch's benefit to not crush Wu completely a year in advance. Wu running an utterly hopeless campaign every year makes another, inevitably more competent primary challenger have a more difficult task. In the unlikely event Wu actually became a threat, the Lynch campaign would absolutely eviscerate it. I'd bet good money that they have even more on it than the Farms does.
 
The funniest thing to do would be to release the last 10 years of his tax returns, and demand Wu does the same.
 
Norvic said:
The funniest thing to do would be to release the last 10 years of his tax returns, and demand Wu does the same.
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I would pay good money just to see what kind of fuckery Frank tried to get as a tax write off


$100,000 on campaign meals at Potbelly
$500,000 for "life saving" dick inversion surgery
$10 for SpaceKat salaries
 
Dlagonrold said:
And it's to Lynch's benefit to not crush Wu completely a year in advance. Wu running an utterly hopeless campaign every year makes another, inevitably more competent primary challenger have a more difficult task. In the unlikely event Wu actually became a threat, the Lynch campaign would absolutely eviscerate it. I'd bet good money that they have even more on it than the Farms does.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if Dr. Dar decided to wait until the following cycle to unseat lynch. Why risk the money he generated when he knows he has a real chance and is more well known and liked than John.

These futile attempts by John will end in 2020 and then real challengers can come up and won’t split the vote with a tranny ghoul.

Look who showed up at stop n shop and was invited to speak in front of a large trade union (hint: not John).

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Sissy Galvez said:
Look who showed up at stop n shop and was invited to speak in front of a large trade union (hint: not John).
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Guess who trade unions love in a district with enough union presence that fucking grocery store workers have one? Again, not John!
 
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