Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
Wu has suddenly turned on Holmes? He used to sing her praises and call any scrutiny/criticism misogyny long after it was known how fucked Theranos was.
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That's because Holmes was running the same scam as Wu - trying to fool everyone into thinking she was the next Jobs or Gates, when she could barely operate a Speak n' Spell. So of course John latched on to Holmes, in hopes that senpai would notice and take her under her wing. Hell, Holmes even had a wealthy parents and had a much older Asian sugar daddy just like Wu does. Lizzie was pretty much everything Wu wished he was. I'm surprised John didn't hunt Holmes down to wear her as a suit in order to pass himself off as her.


However, now that Holmes has finally been exposed as the shameless grifter she is (as we all hope happens to Wu soon), she's now persona non grata and therefore is disposable to John, much like every other woman.
 
Mola Ram said:
A question for the ages: could John pass a Voight-Kampff test?
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The only question that would elicit an emotional response from Wu is "You see a new iPhone in the Apple store. Frank is not buying it for you. What do you say to Frank?"
 
Norvic said:
The only question that would elicit an emotional response from Wu is "You see a new iPhone in the Apple store. Frank is not buying it for you. What do you say to Frank?"
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"My mother? Let me tell you about my mother...

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
 
I've seen things you normies wouldn't believe
Right-wing assassins outside my door
I watched Thai doctors cut off my cock
Now I screech about Gamergate
All those moments...will be lost in time
Like a dog...in the cold
Time...to REEEEE
 
I'm looking forward to BriBri's hot take on the Apple credit card. It'll be interesting to see how she squares this naked personal data grab with her support for breaking up google and facebook for data grab overreach. There's absolutely no reason for an Apple branded credit card to exist, but I'm sure Wu will find a way to make it the best thing since sliced bread.
 
Creeper

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Watching John comment on sleazebags who happen to be more famous than he is.

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Mola Ram said:
A question for the ages: could John pass a Voight-Kampff test?
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"The dog lays on its back, its body freezing in the Boston winter, shivering trying to warm itself up. But it can't. Not with out you letting it in the house. But you're not helping."
 
Norvic said:
I'm looking forward to BriBri's hot take on the Apple credit card. It'll be interesting to see how she squares this naked personal data grab with her support for breaking up google and facebook for data grab overreach. There's absolutely no reason for an Apple branded credit card to exist, but I'm sure Wu will find a way to make it the best thing since sliced bread.
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John fetishizes Apple as the only secure platform (of any sort) in the world. He'll be thrilled that credit card transactions can be done without your data ever leaving the ultra-hardened Apple ecosystem. Straight from your Apple Card to the trusted Apple Store apps, verified down to the PSU microcode level.
His dream would be to work at Apple, get paid into an Apple bank account, then spend his money entirely on his IPhone using the Apple Card, thereby achieving complete electronic endoparasitism.

By the way, I can't wait to see what kind of "platinum card" options he makes Frank shell out for.
 
AnOminous said:
"The dog lays on its back, its body freezing in the Boston winter, shivering trying to warm itself up. But it can't. Not with out you letting it in the house. But you're not helping."
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I rated this Winrar but I really wanted to go with Horrifying.

"Do you like our Splat?"
"It's artificial?"
"No, I just asked Frank to stuff it"
 
Norvic said:
I'm looking forward to BriBri's hot take on the Apple credit card. It'll be interesting to see how she squares this naked personal data grab with her support for breaking up google and facebook for data grab overreach. There's absolutely no reason for an Apple branded credit card to exist, but I'm sure Wu will find a way to make it the best thing since sliced bread.
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It's not even a good credit card, so I too eagerly await hearing how "IT'S THE BEST THING EVER!!!!1!!"
 
Thai surgeon: I-I-I designed your vagina, I only do vaginas.
Wu: If you only could see what I have put in my vagina. Questions!
Thai surgeon: I have no answers!
 
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