Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Peace and Harmony said:
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Sorry John but I don't think even the best and brightest of humanity stand a chance of developing technology to make this look good:

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Silly Valley gets destroyed when it comes to government, because of the reliability thing. Only the biggest of the big boys have a government services wing.

:tmi: I have a friend who works in biotech who called Theranos' implosion from before first Elizabeth Holmes articles, because she was a woman they knew there was zero chance they'd get the testing required for FDA approvals on anything that resembled the time lines they were talking about.

They got good and happy drunk when the wheels came off; they said Holmes had fucked up the biotech investor funding for years with her lies because everyone was wondering "well why are you are talking about next decade or even two when Theranos is saying they'll disrupt the industry by next year?", which required explaining how things actually work in FDA land; the smart investors would come back after doing some research and say "Yeah, you're right", the dumb ones would go double down on Theranos.
 
My dream is a world where hipsters are punished for buying laptops as status symbols rather than tools for doing productive work. So quids in on that one.

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Norvic said:
My dream is a world where hipsters are punished for buying laptops as status symbols rather than tools for doing productive work. So quids in on that one.

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What the fuck is this man doing to the keyboards that they break like that? I have two Apple laptops, one of them over 10 years old and the other nearly 10, and neither of them have anything wrong with the keyboard despite heavy use.

John is a fucking idiot who destroys everything he touches. That's about the only way he's a Godzilla of tech in any way, any tech he has is soon smoking wreckage.
 
John: "Goddammit fuck!!! They did it again, Frank! GableGrape broke into our house last night and stole the E key off my three thousand dollar Apple laptop!!!"

Frank: "Okay, hon. Let's sort this out. Was the key still there when you took your megadose of Ambien last night?"

John [sullenly]: "Maybe."

Frank: "Did you have that dream again? The one where you go to a rave with Crash, and you meet Madonna, and she gives you a tab of E to take? And did you swallow the tab she handed you?"

John: "Of course. She's Madonna. Don't be stupid, Frank."

Frank: "I understand, my beautiful trophy wife. You just keep sitting there, looking gorgeous and I'll fix it up in no time at all."

[John glares at him, annoyed by Frank's chinky obsequiousness.]

[Undaunted, Frank digs through one of the desk drawers to find the bag of replacement E keys he has hidden for just this emergency, while making a mental note to try and reclaim any that pass through John, before they get flushed. Otherwise he'll soon have to buy another supply of them.]
 
Oh thank god, the last thing anyone would want is if the biggest shithole site on the Internet was not accessible to the sight-impaired.

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Norvic said:
My dream is a world where hipsters are punished for buying laptops as status symbols rather than tools for doing productive work. So quids in on that one.

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I don't get why it's such a problem. As an experienced software engineer with a ton of mechanical skills from field stripping Glocks and restoring old cars in between sessions of mastering Street Fighter, she can just take the thing apart and fix whatever the problem is.
Right, Bri?

Peace and Harmony said:
Unlike the towering colossus of ethical behaviour that is John W. Flynt. Excuse me, that's the towering colossus of fat rolls borne of Potbelly sandwiches.

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"Waaah I stanned for tech companies until they were given unmitigated power to do whatever the hell they want with our data and now they're behaving against the public interest and there's nothing to stop them!"

And she complains about this on twitter without a shred of irony.

Hear that, friends? That is the world's smallest open source violin I'm playing.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
John what the fuck is this? You're not giving Captain Marvel unadulterated praise?? That is literally hate speech aka rape, and I am reminded of when my friend Yvonne was raped to death when she was 16 years old by white techbros, I'm fucking triggered rn, when I am chair of the parent teacher council, I vow to pass legislation to make criticism of films I like punishable by beheading

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This is the wisest thing, perhaps the single wise thing, that came out of John's mouth since we followed him.
 
Daylight savings has nothing to do with farmers and crops brianna you dumb twat. Farmers and animals get up with the sun regardless of what the clock says. Daylight savings time came into effect during the war and was about supply lines and refueling practices and economic reasons and after the war was over it just kind of stuck and serves no real purpose anymore. If anything daylight savings is more inconvenient for people like farmers.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
hahahahaha you haven't worked a day in your life, John.

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". . . to farm crops . . ." Who talks like that?

And John writes so badly that his tweet makes it clear that days are now an hour longer.

Finally, if John had ever passed Journalism 201, he would have learned that The Associated Press Stylebook is quite clear that it's Daylight Saving Time, not Daylight Savings Time. That blunder is always a test question.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
". . . to farm crops . . ." Who talks like that?

And John writes so badly that his tweet makes it clear that days are now an hour longer.

Finally, if John had ever passed Journalism 201, he would have learned that The Associated Press Stylebook is quite clear that it's Daylight Saving Time, not Daylight Savings Time. That blunder is always a test question.
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Wu wouldn't know much about tests though. He flunked pretty bad in college and high school didn't he?
 
andr0id psycho sho(ker said:
Wu wouldn't know much about tests though. He flunked pretty bad in college and high school didn't he?
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As I understand it, there is a one-year gap between the year John supposedly graduated from high school and the year he started college. I really wish we knew why. Mental breakdown? Missing some high school credits required by Ole Miss? SAT score of an epsilon-minus semi-moron that delayed admission? Grand tour of Europe?

After ten years in college, John did apparently have enough hours to be classified as a senior. So he would have had to pass at least three classes a year, which would have required a Herculean effort. If he had passed four classes a year, he would have graduated.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
As I understand it, there is a one-year gap between the year John supposedly graduated from high school and the year he started college. I really wish we knew why. Mental breakdown? Missing some high school credits required by Ole Miss? SAT score of an epsilon-minus semi-moron that delayed admission? Grand tour of Europe?

After ten years in college, John did apparently have enough hours to be classified as a senior. So he would have had to pass at least three classes a year, which would have required a Herculean effort. If he had passed four classes a year, he would have graduated.
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Perhaps that one year gap was trying to apply for college normally before they went for the legacy admission route?
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Amazingly this guy was not immediately accused of being a rapist Russian bot.

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She would love to learn more about this? Where to start tech godzilla brianna? There's this thing called Google where you can type in "why was daylight saving time implemented?" And what do you know the first thing that pops up is "the idea did not catch on globally until Germany introduced DST in 1916. Clocks in the German Empire, and its ally Austria, were turned ahead by 1 hour on April 30, 1916—2 years into World War I. The rationale was to minimize the use of artificial lighting to save fuel for the war effort."
Which is exactly what I remembered and stated on the last page of this thread from my high school days almost 20 years ago but I decided to look it up again (taking less time than brianna took to make those tweets) cause that one guy seems to think it's about golf and brianna can't seem to figure out how to Google but desperately wants to hear more... this days starting off pretty sad...
 
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