Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Norvic said:
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Okie dokie. "Frank Wu attempts to negotiate with Samara from The Ring."
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I was going to go with "Xi Jinping's inbred cousin socializing with a man in a cheap wig"

John continues to not understand how stupid it looks to be wearing a cocktail dress in winter. Or how bad it looks when it's about the only thing he's ever seen in.
 
Norvic said:
I've got to imagine she's talking about the same incident, though she's completely forgotten the details she invented last time.
It's worth reminding ourselves of how the story went last time.

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So we have
motorboat -> canoe
park rangers -> hunters

I looked at the place she said she was canoeing on google maps. It's a leisure area, there's no place you're more than a kilometre from some business or other. Even if you did somehow lose your boat, you could just walk along the shoreline in either direction and come to some outpost of civilisation within 20 minutes.

I can only imagine this tale is based on some real incident, it's too specific to be pulled direct from the arse. But equally, I can't help but think the real incident is embarrassing as fuck. Something like Johnny boy went canoeing at summer camp, capsized and sat crying in the shallows until a staff member took him back to his cabin.
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10-1 odds this is a story that happened to her brother, who actually likes being outside and knows how to use a boat.
 
Why is Wu completely unable to take this seriously? I mean, in one respect I know why - because she's fundamentally not serious - but you have to at least pretend, right?

Last time around, did she get any traction with "Trumpzilla" or her 2 minute "comedy" skits about policy? No. So why repeat something that obviously doesn't work. You can have humanising details in your campaign, but when your whole campaign is oh-so-quirky shit like a big board with the rules to a shitty MTG ripoff then you're projecting that you aren't a credible candidate and you're only going this for the lulz.

God knows how much of other people's money she has now wasted on this crap. There seems to be a bottomless well of stupidity she can draw on. Hey, want to know what is cheap? Just sit in front of a camera and introduce yourself and your policies. No director, no storyboards, no fancy editing. And most important of all, no fucking terrible jokes.
 
Norvic said:
Last time around, did she get any traction with "Trumpzilla" or her 2 minute "comedy" skits about policy? No. So why repeat something that obviously doesn't work. You can have humanising details in your campaign, but when your whole campaign is oh-so-quirky shit like a big board with the rules to a shitty MTG ripoff then you're projecting that you aren't a credible candidate and you're only going this for the lulz.
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I think the reason she's still doing all this stupid shit is because Brianna has somehow convinced herself that it works and that being a "quirky nerd girl" is a key draw to the Wu brand. Due to her extreme narcissism, Brianna fails to see that the majority of people see her character as fake and obnoxious.
 
Norvic said:
Just sit in front of a camera and introduce yourself and your policies.
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But it all falls apart if he has to speak at length and in detail about his policies. Because they're not informed policies or beliefs so much as they are crowd-sourced hot topics of the day, and ambien-induced mad libs.
 
That's not at all what is going on with Ilhan Omar John, but thanks for defending antisemitism in the highest offices of the land.

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Norvic said:
Why is Wu completely unable to take this seriously? I mean, in one respect I know why - because she's fundamentally not serious - but you have to at least pretend, right?

Last time around, did she get any traction with "Trumpzilla" or her 2 minute "comedy" skits about policy? No. So why repeat something that obviously doesn't work. You can have humanising details in your campaign, but when your whole campaign is oh-so-quirky shit like a big board with the rules to a shitty MTG ripoff then you're projecting that you aren't a credible candidate and you're only going this for the lulz.

God knows how much of other people's money she has now wasted on this crap. There seems to be a bottomless well of stupidity she can draw on. Hey, want to know what is cheap? Just sit in front of a camera and introduce yourself and your policies. No director, no storyboards, no fancy editing. And most important of all, no fucking terrible jokes.
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She’s doing it because the endgame has always been to increase her own popularity. She cares about “going viral,” and will do whatever she thinks will work. Hence the schizophrenic vacillating between joke skits and righteous anger posts.

The dancing monkey that lives in her head in place of a brain probably tells her “just one more follower. THAT’ll show my sister Margie once and for all, the Jag-driving skank!”
 
Ghostse said:
In favor of wiping Israel off the map?
WTF I love like less shame tolerate don't dislike John quite as much now!
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Don't get too excited. We know that the moment Wu gets a little bit of that AIPAC money, she'll be crying about the persecution of the Israelis in the Middle East.
 
N-NANI?!? I brought up my murdered tranny friend and it had n-no effect on the discourse?!? What a fucking whore!

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Don't worry John the problem will solve itself once bitcoin uses all the energy available in the universe.

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(Also 200% demoralised)
 
Peace and Harmony said:
N-NANI?‽ I brought up my murdered tranny friend and it had n-no effect on the discourse?‽ What a fucking whore!

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Don't worry John the problem will solve itself once bitcoin uses all the energy available in the universe.

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(Also 200% demoralised)
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Watching someone telling John the cold hard truth and not wimping out once, even when the batshit loons came in as reinforcements, is satisfying.

I'd like to see more people tell him to STFU when he starts being disingenuous and stupid, might cool his ardor for spewing bullshit so often if he's going to get BTFOed for his trouble.
 
"The last thing my friend Evelyn said to me before killing herself was, "I cannot accept a life without dignity." She was barely 18."

Also, she was beautiful, wrote poetry, and enjoyed long walks along the beach on sunny days.

You should be ashamed of your lies, John. You made Evelyn up out of whole cloth in a melodramatic attempt to appeal to sentiment, just in order to win a Twatter argument. You are one slimy little toad.

Had Evelyn actually existed, "her" act of suicide would have been a personal decision and not the fault of society. As Quentin Crisp observed, "It is an evasion of responsibility to one's self to hope that someone else will come along and fill the black holes of your soul."

True dignity comes from within, not from external validation. I know that idea is heresy in your self-serving and well-practiced theology of the professional victim, but that's just your opinion, man.
 
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