Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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AprilRains said:
How is investigation a legislative power? I read that as pertaining to the passage of laws.
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How do you legislate what you don't even know about?

Congress also has the exclusive power to declare war. What are they supposed to base that on? "Lol I dunno I guess I feel like it."

The model for legislative authority was Parliament, and Parliamentary inquiries were a basic function of Parliament for centuries. It was implicit in a grant of legislative power that a legislature would be able to do what all other legislatures and specifically Parliament had the powers to do, other than those explicitly limited by the Constitution (like bills of attainder).
 
Ah yes, the real reason why you cancelled your 9 AM meeting.

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I have never heard of hypothermic seizures. In fact neither has google, except for the first couple of results that I'm assuming Brianna didn't read since it's about induced hypothermia in cardiac arrest patients.
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You folks aren't telling me you don't believe that rough-and-tumble wuMan Mississippi John was embarking on a lone wilderness camping excursion via canoe, are you?

"Supplies" washed "downstream" except his phone... It's a reservoir. Basically a lake. What "downstream?"

Even in his idiotic lies he's stupid enough to capsize his own canoe.
 
Hypothermic seizures only means one thing to me and that is that she was cold and shivering in their boat after, and it's funny how she lost all her supplies to the water except her cell phone. To her she just relates hypothermia to feeling very cold and a seizure is just whenever someone is shaking. It's pretty sad but completely typical for Wu to embellish to play a bigger party. Then how she's like "these are who I think about when people make redneck jokes" as if she's sticking up for rednecks against all the meanies...
Bitch, rednecks are the ones who write and enjoy redneck jokes the most and they don't want or need your queer ass to stick up for them. If the redneck was familiar with who you really are John he would've thrown you back in.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
The hunters' names? "Big Al" Einstein and his three strapping boys - Cleetus, Joshua, and Jimbob.

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Sounds like John should stay away from boats. Remember his chapter in the women-in-tech book where he recounts the time he was out boating and the motor quit and the boat overturned and John was near death from hypothermia when he was rescued by game wardens?

Also, nothing "washes downstream" in a reservoir. Also, who carries "supplies" when canoeing on a reservoir? Also, when your canoe overtuns in a lake or reservoir, you right the canoe and continue on your way. (I've taught children of 10 how to do this.) Also, LOL at "flipped." Also, as noted by others, LOL at "hypothermic seizure."

Finally, LOL at the idea of John Flynt by himself in a canoe.

Edit: Ninja'd on "downstream" by @Particle Bored.
 
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I don't know why you people do not believe the authentic and hearth breaking story about someone flipping in kayak and getting on land to dry their clothes. The adventures Wu survived, the perseverance, the character, it is all on display here. Years later Cameron paid Wu undisclosed sum for the rights to "I got wet while rowing" story and it won him some awards. Here's the final scene. But I find it a bit transphobic that they picked male actor for this.

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They were four life guards who pulled John out of the wading pool.

I'm very sad to see John not getting schooled by James Woods. James Woods and Shatner trading moon-rocks quips would be amazing.


Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
You need to let folks know that this is sung to the tune of The Ballad of Davey Crockett.
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only the last line, hold 'degree' and meter change
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Sounds like John should stay away from boats. Remember his chapter in the women-in-tech book where he recounts the time he was out boating and the motor quit and the boat overturned and John was near death from hypothermia when he was rescued by game wardens?

Also, nothing "washes downstream" in a reservoir. Also, who carries "supplies" when canoeing on a reservoir? Also, when your canoe overtuns in a lake or reservoir, you right the canoe and continue on your way. (I've taught children of 10 how to do this.) Also, LOL at "flipped." Also, as noted by others, LOL at "hypothermic seizure."

Finally, LOL at the idea of John Flynt by himself in a canoe.

Edit: Ninja'd on "downstream" by @Particle Bored.
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I've got to imagine she's talking about the same incident, though she's completely forgotten the details she invented last time.
It's worth reminding ourselves of how the story went last time.

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So we have
motorboat -> canoe
park rangers -> hunters

I looked at the place she said she was canoeing on google maps. It's a leisure area, there's no place you're more than a kilometre from some business or other. Even if you did somehow lose your boat, you could just walk along the shoreline in either direction and come to some outpost of civilisation within 20 minutes.

I can only imagine this tale is based on some real incident, it's too specific to be pulled direct from the arse. But equally, I can't help but think the real incident is embarrassing as fuck. Something like Johnny boy went canoeing at summer camp, capsized and sat crying in the shallows until a staff member took him back to his cabin.
 
Norvic said:
I've got to imagine she's talking about the same incident, though she's completely forgotten the details she invented last time.
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It's somewhat infuriating how much of a fucking liar John is and that he doesn't even bother keeping his lies straight when he's put them between the covers of a book.

And nobody calls this lying fuck out on it.
 
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