Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Did you also eat it while chewing tobacco and wrasslin' an alligator?

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Where to even begin with this one

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Anti-ComicsGate is NOT going to touch your genital mutilation wound John.

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millais said:
So now he's claiming he's a pianist. Well, that's new.
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Soon enough we'll get a story about how he wrote a symphony back in fourth grade and it was so wonderful that the whole town spontaneously threw a parade just for him. Everyone was having a great time. Until of course, the Klan showed up.
 
"...I have had BBQ from a smokeshack run by rednecks behind a church in Byhallia Mississippi, I am sorry. New York is not even close." - Ol' Miss John

Hard to parse this, John. Are you sorry because you had BBQ made by rednecks? Are you pointing out that New York is not even close to Byhalia? And what to make of the extra L you put in Byhalia? I'm startin' to think you ain't even from Mississippi, son.

My takeaway from this, is that even though they were rednecks -- probably of the KKK kind (they all are) -- they made tasty tasty BBQ. So you see, John, even people with non-progressive views can have some redeeming qualities. But when you ate that redneck BBQ, you were also undoubtedly eating the pure Mississippi lynchin' it was infused with. It's a trade-off. And maybe, just maybe, the best BBQ you ever had was worth the deaths of a few unfortunates. After all, good BBQ is a sacrament, while people are... expendable.

Just ask the former employees of Giant SpaceKat.
 
Why would you go to a 4-star BBQ restaurant in NYC if you’ve been to southern BBQ? Of course they don’t compare. BBQ is meant to be enjoyed at hole-in the wall type, sawdust on the floor, paper plate places.

Also, by saying “4-star” he’s further showing his typical ignorance on subjects because he’s referring to yelp reviews or some other stupid metric that is meaningless. The only respected rating guide for restaurants is Michelin and they don’t go above 3 stars.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
Why would you go to a 4-star BBQ restaurant in NYC if you’ve been to southern BBQ? Of course they don’t compare. BBQ is meant to be enjoyed at hole-in the wall type, sawdust on the floor, paper plate places.

Also, by saying “4-star” he’s further showing his typical ignorance on subjects because he’s referring to yelp reviews or some other stupid metric that is meaningless. The only respected rating guide for restaurants is Michelin and they don’t go above 3 stars.
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The golden rule of BBQ is that the higher the likelihood you have of getting knifed in the parking lot, the higher the quality of the BBQ. So it's always good to carry a sidearm when you go pick up your meal, and if at all possible, go during daylight hours.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
Also, by saying “4-star” he’s further showing his typical ignorance on subjects because he’s referring to yelp reviews or some other stupid metric that is meaningless. The only respected rating guide for restaurants is Michelin and they don’t go above 3 stars.
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John wouldn't know a Michelin star from his chocolate starfish.
 
Winnie the Poohnani said:
The golden rule of BBQ is that the higher the likelihood you have of getting knifed in the parking lot, the higher the quality of the BBQ. So it's always good to carry a sidearm when you go pick up your meal, and if at all possible, go during daylight hours.
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I recall that Anthony Bourdain episode for Detroit where he ate BBQ out of some woman’s front yard. No restaurant, she just had a smoker and a barbecue set up and was serving people on the sidewalk.

AprilRains said:
John wouldn't know a Michelin star from his chocolate starfish.
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I’m imagining John at a Michelin star restaurant with Frank and trying to hold back laughter.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
I’m imagining John at a Michelin star restaurant with Frank and trying to hold back laughter.
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Fortunately for the Wus, Frank is still wealthy enough for their appearances and behavior to be considered "eccentric." If they keep blowing cash on John's campaigns, eventually they'll be "nuts," then "crazier than shithouse rats," and finally, "We'd like you to leave without making a scene."
 
When Southerners talk about quality BBQ, there are several states that are never mentioned. Mississippi is one of them. 268-pound John Flynt may have once gorged on some kind of nasty grilled pork product slathered in Kraft BBQ Sauce and declared it excellent. But that's the same word he uses to describe absolute crap from Blue Apron.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
I recall that Anthony Bourdain episode for Detroit where he ate BBQ out of some woman’s front yard. No restaurant, she just had a smoker and a barbecue set up and was serving people on the sidewalk.


I’m imagining John at a Michelin star restaurant with Frank and trying to hold back laughter.
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Imagine them asking for Powerade Zero for drinks and pulling out the “DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM” and throwing an iPad at the waiter when he says they don’t carry it.
 
lmfao those wypipo and their fucking gentrification and their fucking Tulsi Gabbard who doesn't deserve her vagina lmfao fuck them am i right lmfao

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Peace and Harmony said:
You mean they left because they wanted to spend time taking care of their kids - something you can't understand because you're a cockless male idiot. Actually just kidding, you don't know anyone.

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"I have many skills" fuck no

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So basically John has no talents because he has never done any of those things, except maybe "vector drawing" aka "drawing" a skill that the school newspaper editors at Ole Miss deemed so poor it ended in a restraining order and the fat dyke sandnigger incident.

Then again, if bankrupting an emotionally stunted old Asian queen was a skill then John might be the most talented man alive.
 
Wu's opinion of the Bernie Bros is wonderfully illustrative of her general lack of any core principles on which she can base her opinions. During the 2016 elections she was against Bernie, following the prevailing wind of the twitterati for the sweet endorphin rush of retweets and likes. Then she went to stand for election and found that only fringe Democratic groups were even willing to talk to her, and they were all Bernie Bros, so she was for Bernie again. Now once again the fashion on twitter is to bash the Bern, so she's back to full steam ahead on anti-Bernie train.

I don't even know what Wu's real opinion is, it's all lost behind a confusing maze of wanting to be popular on twitter and being seen to support a women, because how do you do fellow ladies.
 
RandomNobody said:
So basically John has no talents because he has never done any of those things, except maybe "vector drawing" aka "drawing" a skill that the school newspaper editors at Ole Miss deemed so poor it ended in a restraining order and the fat dyke sandnigger incident.

Then again, if bankrupting an emotionally stunted old Asian queen was a skill then John might be the most talented man alive.
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At least College Failure John was able to draw original content. Present Day John can only trace anime characters from that one manga book that inspired his Election Eve/R60 OCs.
 
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