Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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millais said:
He keeps promising to personally bus protesters and voters up and down the East Coast whenever there is a local political controversy afoot, but we never see any photos or evidence of these mysteriously low profile road trips.
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Maybe they've actually been happening all along. Whole busloads of soyboys -- and gals with technicolor dyed hair -- climb on board, where they are greeted by John. "Hi, I'm Brianna. As you can see, I'm a real woman and we'll be traveling to protest and speak truth to power today. It's time to grab the reigns of government from the patriarchy and insure that a holocaust such as GaterBate never happens again to a real woman such as myself. But before we hit the road, we just need to make a wee side trip to my warehouse for protest supplies..."

Then John drives the bus to the loading bay of an abandoned abattoir that has recently been soundproofed, with fresh rotating knives and blood gutters installed in the killing floor. As the sheep get out of the bus and follow the signs that say THIS WAY TO ESPRESSO MACHINE and STYLISH ANTIFA GEAR, they are gassed to death. John strips their corpses of the supple skin that he desperately covets, then flings the remains into the rotating knives.

All in a day's work, when John is on the campaign trail!!! But it is true that it's best you don't see how political sausage is made, or you may become swept up in it yourself, and ultimately end up traversing the entrails of a Basement Doggo.
 
AnOminous said:
How the fuck does John think he's going to vote a Maine Senator out of office?
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Now yungin' if you rekkin' a tiny little thing like state borders are going to stop a man like Miss'ippi John from making sure a woman gets voted out, well then you just plum ain't been paying no attention.
 
Winnie the Poohnani said:
Maybe they've actually been happening all along. Whole busloads of soyboys -- and gals with technicolor dyed hair -- climb on board, where they are greeted by John. "Hi, I'm Brianna. As you can see, I'm a real woman and we'll be traveling to protest and speak truth to power today. It's time to grab the reigns of government from the patriarchy and insure that a holocaust such as GaterBate never happens again to a real woman such as myself. But before we hit the road, we just need to make a wee side trip to my warehouse for protest supplies..."

Then John drives the bus to the loading bay of an abandoned abattoir that has recently been soundproofed, with fresh rotating knives and blood gutters installed in the killing floor. As the sheep get out of the bus and follow the signs that say THIS WAY TO ESPRESSO MACHINE and STYLISH ANTIFA GEAR, they are gassed to death. John strips their corpses of the supple skin that he desperately covets, then flings the remains into the rotating knives.

All in a day's work, when John is on the campaign trail!!! But it is true that it's best you don't see how political sausage is made, or you may become swept up in it yourself, and ultimately end up traversing the entrails of a Basement Doggo.
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So it's like the kid who kills Sweeny Todd ends up going tranny and somehow kept the bakery going in making people pies.
 
Optimus Prime said:
So it's like the kid who kills Sweeny Todd ends up going tranny and somehow kept the bakery going in making people pies.
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Attend the tale of Tranny Todd
His hair was lank and his teeth were odd
He programmed games that could not be played
And the interns who did it never were paid
Yes, Tranny
Yes Tranny Todd
The Demon Coder of Tweet Street
 
Ah yes, courting District 8 voters who live in Florida, truly John is a political mastermind.

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Yes, don't obsess over 10 year old children who are related to someone famous, how does John not have like 20 Nobel Peace Prizes for taking such principled stands?

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Peace and Harmony said:
Ah yes, courting District 8 voters who live in Florida, truly John is a political mastermind.

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Yes, don't obsess over 10 year old children who are related to someone famous, how does John not have like 20 Nobel Peace Prizes for taking such principled stands?

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I don’t know anyone who lives in the NE who shovels snow in 2019. Everyone owns a snow blower. Are you telling me gadget/car man John Flynt doesn’t own a snow blower?

Bull fucking shit. Also, bull fucking shit he’s ever shoveled snow or cleaned snow and ice off his car. He sends the screaming Asian man.
 
millais said:
He keeps promising to personally bus protesters and voters up and down the East Coast whenever there is a local political controversy afoot, but we never see any photos or evidence of these mysteriously low profile road trips.
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She's up for election in 2020, so Wu thinks that a good primary tactic is going to be to drive a few hundred miles to a different state to campaign against a fellow Democrat.
I know this is 100% not going to happen, but even the suggestion that it might happen is so retarded that is beggars belief.
 
You mean they left because they wanted to spend time taking care of their kids - something you can't understand because you're a cockless male idiot. Actually just kidding, you don't know anyone.

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"I have many skills" fuck no

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Peace and Harmony said:
You mean they left because they wanted to spend time taking care of their kids - something you can't understand because you're a cockless male idiot. Actually just kidding, you don't know anyone.

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"I have many skills" fuck no

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John's Daycare: "Okay, kids, wait on the front steps now. Daycare is closed and your mother is five minutes late. I'm sure she'll be picking you up soon. Stop crying, or your tears will freeze. I have to go on a ten-mile run now, so say 'hi' to your mom for me. Later, little dudes." [gets into Porch and screeches down the street, Potbelly bound]
 
Wu got another love letter from the FEC.

Is there a prize for getting the most action required missives from them in one campaign cycle? Wu's got to be a contender for sure. It must irritate the living shit out of the actual humans that have to look at Wu's thrown together reports full of half lies knowing your agency has no real power to stop these fuckwits getting it wrong every single time.

Edit: Also, LOL. Wu is attempting to hire a finance director (archive) via random ads on the internet. I wonder if they found some sucker/con artist to act as campaign manager. I guess we'll have to wait until April to find out.
 
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Norvic said:
Wu got another love letter from the FEC.

Is there a prize for getting the most action required missives from them in one campaign cycle? Wu's got to be a contender for sure. It must irritate the living shit out of the actual humans that have to look at Wu's thrown together reports full of half lies knowing your agency has no real power to stop these fuckwits getting it wrong every single time.

Edit: Also, LOL. Wu is attempting to hire a finance director (archive) via random ads on the internet. I wonder if they found some sucker/con artist to act as campaign manager. I guess we'll have to wait until April to find out.
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Brianna Wu does not have enough money on hand to hire a full-time finance director. That job description is fucking embarrassing as is him posting it on indeed.com and using a UPS store as his address.

I can’t stop laughing st how dumb Frank is for not being able to do such a simple task as matching the cash on-hand. Someone’s getting an iPad to the head tonight.

Edit: Better yet someone is going to have to blow more of his retirement and stock bonuses on a financial director hahaha
 
Peace and Harmony said:
You mean Hillary supporters who kept fucking you in the ass for initially supporting a STRAIGHT WHITE MAN before you pivoted to being #WithHer for popularity reasons instead?
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About the only thing John has in common with other politicians is an absolute lack of anything resembling principles.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
Brianna Wu does not have enough money on hand to hire a full-time finance director. That job description is fucking embarrassing as is him posting it on indeed.com and using a UPS store as his address.

I can’t stop laughing st how dumb Frank is for not being able to do such a simple task as matching the cash on-hand. Someone’s getting an iPad to the head tonight.

Edit: Better yet someone is going to have to blow more of his retirement and stock bonuses on a financial director hahaha
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Even if the Wus somehow tricked anyone with legit finance experience into working on this trainwreck, they'd probably quit once they had a chance to look at the account information and the state of the past filings.

EDIT: I do wonder how much of this push to hire a financial director is from Frank wanting to get his name off the paperwork in case one of the three people at the FEC decided to come after them. They keep fucking up the reports and I think they're still really off with their numbers.
 
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