Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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I'm waiting for John to display his deep knowledge of the issues of private vs. public transportation by citing Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

"This is why I will solve the public transportation problem when I am elected, before all the trolleys are mothballed by Big Auto, just as in the documentary, Who Blew Roger's Volkswagen Rabit. Also, Judge Doom is Trdrumptf. Also also, I have a Porch, so this doesn't really affect me."
 
Who is alt-right, John? Natalie or the 10,000k gay soldiers who died in the Second Gulf War?

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John your dogs just want to do their business on the newspaper, they aren't scanning headlines for you.

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Friendly reminder that benevolent big government is the only one who can protect your privacy and always has your best interests at heart, and this is true even though the government is currently occupied by Dr*mpf aka Adolf Hitler.

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Peace and Harmony said:
Who is alt-right, John? Natalie or the 10,000k gay soldiers who died in the Second Gulf War?

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John your dogs just want to do their business on the newspaper, they aren't scanning headlines for you.

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Friendly reminder that benevolent big government is the only one who can protect your privacy and always has your best interests at heart, and this is true even though the government is currently occupied by Dr*mpf aka Adolf Hitler.

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" . . . my team at the Whitman Democratic Town Committee . . ."

So now that his fictional campaign team is firmly established as fact in the Twittersphere, John wants us to believe that he has teams of loyalists embedded in political organizations throughout the Eighth Massachusetts.

What delusional bullshit is next? My team at the statehouse? My team at the DNC? My team in the House of Representatives?

Also : "Bussing for seniors could be canceled." No more kissing for the elderly? Learn to spell, eejit.
 
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AprilRains said:
He's probably referring to something the Whitman Democratic Town Committee broadcast to a number of people. No claim ever shrank in John's retelling.
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He lies even when he could tell the relatively unvarnished truth and lose nothing by doing so. I suspect lying is as much a habit as it's just instinct built up from an entire life of deceit. When senility hits hard, I'm seriously wondering if he'll have told so many lies that contradict each other his memory will be more patchwork than a quilt, and over half of what he does remember won't ever match up.
 
GethN7 said:
He lies even when he could tell the relatively unvarnished truth and lose nothing by doing so. I suspect lying is as much a habit as it's just instinct built up from an entire life of deceit. When senility hits hard, I'm seriously wondering if he'll have told so many lies that contradict each other his memory will be more patchwork than a quilt, and over half of what he does remember won't ever match up.
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so if John ever goes senile, he'll honestly believe he's a woman? Maybe he'll finally be at peace
 
AnOminous said:
"algorhythmic"

Fucking kill yourself John.
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John knows only algo-rhythms, and only the simple ones, because as a poor black girl in Mississippi, he was allowed to learn only few blues guitar chords. But they are true and honest, and they come straight from his soul, unlike those corrupted ones on Wall Street, that include bribes and trickery in all the transactions. You see, if the Wall Street technology was not complicated, like in let's say Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. times, no bribery or inside trading would be possible. And for John it would be much easier to pretend that he understands it.
 
Gorilla Tessellator said:
John knows only algo-rhythms, and only the simple ones, because as a poor black girl in Mississippi, he was allowed to learn only few blues guitar chords. But they are true and honest, and they come straight from his soul, unlike those corrupted ones on Wall Street, that include bribes and trickery in all the transactions. You see, if the Wall Street technology was not complicated, like in let's say Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. times, no bribery or inside trading would be possible. And for John it would be much easier to pretend that he understands it.
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You sure it isn't that Al Gore never went down to visit John as part of some negro outreach efforts and taught him Al Gore Rhythms that later made him the Godzilla of tech?
 
AprilRains said:
He's probably referring to something the Whitman Democratic Town Committee broadcast to a number of people. No claim ever shrank in John's retelling.
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Throwing in a lie at the end just for the hell of it is one of Wu's most remarkable habits. If he didn't do that his tweets would range from stupid to pointless, but that lie at the end always spices things up.
 
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