Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Wow, OK. That's not tacky at all.

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Got the Wu for congress signs on there even before Lynch has begun his next term of office. Stay classy, Wu household.
(Also, rake your lawn you barbarians.)

Edit: Apparently that thing costs 500 bucks. More money well spent in the Wu household.
Edit 2: Also, the 100K Porsche makes a cameo appearance on the right edge of the photo. I guess she hasn't quite wrecked it yet.
 
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Norvic said:
Wow, OK. That's not tacky at all.

DuY-UWCXQAAajbV.jpg


Got the Wu for congress signs on there even before Lynch has begun his next term of office. Stay classy, Wu household.
(Also, rake your lawn you barbarians.)

Edit: Apparently that thing costs 500 bucks. More money well spent in the Wu household.
Edit 2: Also, the 100K Porsche makes a cameo appearance on the right edge of the photo. I guess she hasn't quite wrecked it yet.
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"Come play in the bouncy house, children! There is free candy inside! I will let you pet my doggy and gaze upon my beautiful trophy wife!!!" [Frank starts to float upward due to the lighter-than-air contents of his head.]

I feel sorry for their neighbors. I'm sure they pray daily that the freaks will move very far away, while regretting they didn't have more stringent neighborhood covenants in place before these two blowholes moved in.
 
Winnie the Poohnani said:
"Come play in the bouncy house, children! There is free candy inside! I will let you pet my doggy and gaze upon my beautiful trophy wife!!!" [Frank starts to float upward due to the lighter-than-air contents of his head.]

I feel sorry for their neighbors. I'm sure they pray daily that the freaks will move very far away, while regretting they didn't have more stringent neighborhood covenants in place before these two blowholes moved in.
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They're cringy and they're scummy
With commies they are chummy
They're altogether crummy
The Flynt-Wu fam-i-ly

Their house is filled with dogshit
Toys and dust, a ball pit
The stench will make you vomit
The Flynt-Wu fam-i-ly

So let's send them a new loot crate
But don't bring up Ga-mer-gate
Or REEEEEING will be your fate
The Flynt-Wu fam-i-ly

EDIT: Polished an awkward line. Only the best for you guys.
 
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Norvic said:
Wow, OK. That's not tacky at all.

DuY-UWCXQAAajbV.jpg


Got the Wu for congress signs on there even before Lynch has begun his next term of office. Stay classy, Wu household.
(Also, rake your lawn you barbarians.)

Edit: Apparently that thing costs 500 bucks. More money well spent in the Wu household.
Edit 2: Also, the 100K Porsche makes a cameo appearance on the right edge of the photo. I guess she hasn't quite wrecked it yet.
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Don't you worry about the $500. You saw the campaign sign; it's attached to the balloon, not the house. You wouldn't expect people that can't even afford to buy a house to pay for their "campaign materials" out of their own pocket, would you?

But seriously... it's hard to believe their childish vanity is that R-tarded. Like, what's the plan? Leave it up in their front yard until a neighborhood Dennis "the Racewar Menace" Mitchell puts a hole in it? Blow it up for "campaign events?" We gonna see some rib-crushing cringe at the 2019 Dunham 4th of July Parade?
 
Now Frank can 3D print a detachable penis for you, John, to replace the one that went astray. As a real woman, you surely understand the importance of accessorizing.

After he prints you a penis, then he can start on a wig hat so you can hide your receding male-pattern-balding hairline. This will enable you to save all those thousands of dollars you spend at the salon being oppressed by the patriarchal standards of fashion that are unfairly applied to a real true woman such as yourself. Something like this:

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Norvic said:
Wow, OK. That's not tacky at all.

DuY-UWCXQAAajbV.jpg


Got the Wu for congress signs on there even before Lynch has begun his next term of office. Stay classy, Wu household.
(Also, rake your lawn you barbarians.)

Edit: Apparently that thing costs 500 bucks. More money well spent in the Wu household.
Edit 2: Also, the 100K Porsche makes a cameo appearance on the right edge of the photo. I guess she hasn't quite wrecked it yet.
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Brianna: I can’t afford to buy a house

Also Brianna: here’s my $500 gimmick blow up bus from shit game, my $100k Porsche and my $20k Porsche, also my $6k bike I never ride. (I could add more but we already know)

That is so tacky, their neighbors definitely hate them for sure. Also the double porsches, bike parked at the front door, and the Dodge Charger probably losses them off first.
 
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smackpops said:
Hilarious if they bought that thing. i assumed they just rented it for the day, or something.
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It's their Christmas decorations. The cost of renting for 2 weeks would probably be more than buying it.

The campaign ads being stuck on it makes it pretty much a certainty that they used campaign funds, and these faggots will definitely come up with some scampaign events where they can use it.

I don't know anything about Fortnite, but if it doesn't have pay 2 win then she needs something to proclaim herself as the biggest Fortniter during twitter pissing contests.
 
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