Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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He lamented one day on the Planet9 forums that he was unable to talk about the custom Porsche because of the jealousy/negative perception people have towards those with $100k cars. He didn’t want to be seen as bragging, which he does every day whenever possible because he’s insecure and has accomplished nothing in his life except a long list of failures.

John Flynt aka Brianna Wu regularly pretends to be a socialist on twitter for his fake congressional campaign but owns a $100k custom Porsche, an $18k porsche he’s mangled into a comic book lookalike, a motor bike he never rides, and has owned an Audi TT he poured $15k into and another $35k porsche he caused damage too and sold because it wasn’t perfect anymore.

Just socialist things!
 
Sissy Galvez said:
John Flynt aka Brianna Wu regularly pretends to be a socialist on twitter for his fake congressional campaign but owns a $100k custom Porsche, an $18k porsche he’s mangled into a comic book lookalike, a motor bike he never rides, and has owned an Audi TT he poured $15k into and another $35k porsche he caused damage too and sold because it wasn’t perfect anymore.
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Hey, that's perfectly consistent.
To each according to their needs (Wu needs 3 Porsches.)
From each according to their abilities (Wu has no abilities.)
 
Where is the fucking campaign, John

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Norvic said:
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The car cost 18K. We reverse image searched the listing.
You already said on one of your podcasts you spent 18K. When are you going to stop lying about such trivial things?
(Also, what happened to the 100K Porsche?)
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To be fair it probably is only worth 7K now after the shit Wu's put it through.
But Wu needs to keep up the fiction that it's an affordable car. Even the news articles singing his praises noted that it was pretty weird that Wu was campaigning in blue-collar neighbourhoods, pretending to understand the plight of the working American, while swanning around in a Porsche. It would be unfeasible to get rid of the Porsche and use a more responsible car for his image, so Wu has to constantly sperg about how Porsches are actually really cheap and collecting them is totally within the reach of the average plebeian.
 
That car's seats are probably crusted with gunk from John's stinkditch, dirty dog hairs, and dried mongoloid chink jizz. That's why it's value dropped so drastically.
 
Water-T said:
That car's seats are probably crusted with gunk from John's stinkditch, dirty dog hairs, and dried mongoloid chink jizz. That's why it's value dropped so drastically.
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Didn't hurt that it's probably had a few run-ins with bollards along the way.
 
One detail I just remembered from Wu's now cleansed VINWiki:

At some point during the campaign Wu had to drive around with several passengers. Wu, always conscious of his blue collar voter base, chose to spend ~$150 a day through Turo to rent a four seat Porsche Panamera.
 
The Gagh Whisperer said:
One detail I just remembered from Wu's now cleansed VINWiki:

At some point during the campaign Wu had to drive around with several passengers. Wu, always conscious of his blue collar voter base, chose to spend ~$150 a day through Turo to rent a four seat Porsche Panamera.
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LOL, she didn't even declare that in her FEC accounts. Wu has the worst accounting hygiene in the world, even Enron kept the books better than her.
 
The Gagh Whisperer said:
One detail I just remembered from Wu's now cleansed VINWiki:

At some point during the campaign Wu had to drive around with several passengers. Wu, always conscious of his blue collar voter base, chose to spend ~$150 a day through Turo to rent a four seat Porsche Panamera.
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For all the outrage toward silicon valley types, just remember that Brianna Wu desperately wishes she was a rich tech bro. No matter how many times she attempts to portray herself as a fighter for the working class, she just can't buy in all the way.

She wants to be seen as Tony Stark. The rich tech genius who spends her free time re-wiring sports cars and building robots (or whatever shit she makes up). The cool chick who pulls up in the fancy car and has an adoring public waiting for words of unconventional wisdom.

That's why she'll never give up the Porsche. Never give up the fancy new Macbook or latest iPhone (courtesy of campaign donations). Never stop LARPing as some hacker who rides a motorcycle in a leather jacket. It's all one big projection to be seen as the cool tech bro when in reality it's just a sad, unemployed housewife going through a mid-life crisis.
 
The Gagh Whisperer said:
One detail I just remembered from Wu's now cleansed VINWiki:

At some point during the campaign Wu had to drive around with several passengers. Wu, always conscious of his blue collar voter base, chose to spend ~$150 a day through Turo to rent a four seat Porsche Panamera.
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When she was about to visit those blue-collar workers on a strike(because a reporter was doing a story on Wu) she took the Porsche while Frank drove the Charger and I don't believe they had thought things through beyond that because no one was impressed. Wu just can't let that Porsche shit go even if it's hugely detrimental to whatever it is he's doing. And last time I remember Wu mention it the Boxster cost just 11k.
 
Richard Stabone said:
For all the outrage toward silicon valley types, just remember that Brianna Wu desperately wishes she was a rich tech bro. No matter how many times she attempts to portray herself as a fighter for the working class, she just can't buy in all the way.

She wants to be seen as Tony Stark. The rich tech genius who spends her free time re-wiring sports cars and building robots (or whatever shit she makes up). The cool chick who pulls up in the fancy car and has an adoring public waiting for words of unconventional wisdom.

That's why she'll never give up the Porsche. Never give up the fancy new Macbook or latest iPhone (courtesy of campaign donations). Never stop LARPing as some hacker who rides a motorcycle in a leather jacket. It's all one big projection to be seen as the cool tech bro when in reality it's just a sad, unemployed housewife going through a mid-life crisis.
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Yes, but wouldn't a rich tech guy (according to a stereotype) drive a Lambo? John flaunting his cheap Porches even in eyes of someone from working class, achieves only a look of a social climber.
 
Gorilla Tessellator said:
Yes, but wouldn't a rich tech guy (according to a stereotype) drive a Lambo? John flaunting his cheap Porches even in eyes of someone from working class, achieves only a look of a social climber.
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The first Boxster was popular with 90's euro-twinks with rich parents or a sugar daddy, same with girls. The Boxster was like a Gucci product you could buy at Sears, still expensive but not upper class buying-a-tertiary-sports-car-for-fun expensive, it was a thing to give someone more impressed with the label more than the product. Midlife crisis divorcees might be one of the few that actually bought the affordable Porsche for themselves to cruise in, it's a convertible for a reason, so people could see the person that owns a Porsche...

edit: they also made a PS1 game centered around driving the Boxster.
 
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Richard Stabone said:
Never stop LARPing as some hacker who rides a motorcycle in a leather jacket. It's all one big projection to be seen as the cool tech bro when in reality it's just a sad, unemployed housewife going through a mid-life crisis.
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This. It's the classic midlife crisis where aging, balding, potbellied white male thinks, "If I get a fab sports car, I will become an irresistible sex object." Invariably, failure and hilarity ensues -- which is raised to an exponential level when John is involved.

News flash, John: All the Apple product, "flashy" sports cars, motorcycles/leathers, and word salad "tech speak" doesn't make you cool and attractive in any way. It just reeks of desperation and delusion. It also reeks of chinkoloid paypig, but that's a whole 'nother topic.
 
Powerful. Such deep and insightful thoughts, John. I would almost be convinced if your dumbass hadn't misspelled "cognative" and faceplanted at the finish line.

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He spelled it three different ways, only one correct. I'd have been more favorably impressed with consistency, even if it were incorrect.
 
"Sorry, but you're probably not as smart as you think."

John will never become self-aware. Pot(belly), meet kettle. He's incapable of realizing how much he highlights his own appalling stupidity when he says this sort of thing; Dunning-Kruger FTW. I also do not believe he's sorry in the least, other than in the sense of sorry-ass faggot.

This reassures me that he will never learn anything, or rise above his natural state of ignorance/idiocy. To paraphrase Lady Bracknell, "The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately, in John Flynt at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever." He will continue to be a reliable target of mockery and derision for the foreseeable future, and may as well wear a Kick Me sign on his entire life.
 
All this talk about Porsches just reminds me that they're shitty cars that all look the same and they're neither true high end sports cars nor pony/muscle cars nor even cars with any real utility.
 
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