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"If I weren't busy doing jack fucking shit, I'd give you absolutely fucking nothing because my game studio is a shell company with zero assets"
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Nigga, you aren't even running for Congress anymore. Didn't he say he was taking a break to gear up for 2020 or whatever? Ffs this is like the most verifiable lie ever.
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Honestly the Dems may as well go with this since they're about as realistic as all the other accusations.
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Every single one of these is so adorable I could easily see MAGA Nation adopting them. You fail at satire, John.
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You mean if your game studio, Giant Spacekat, wasn’t a laughingstock and dead?
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It would be funny* to sponsor them on GiantSpaceKat's behalf. Make them wear shit with the GSK logo, and basically shill for Rev 60. Be hilarious if the kid refused.
*Don't actually do this you fucking spergs
I don't think these are going to have the effect you want them to have there, Johnny boy.
(Making this about Kavanaugh being a 80's movie character isnt the best.)
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Wu is permanently running for Congress. He's already campaigning for 2020, and when he loses then he may immediately start campaigning for 2022. He knows how to get the tard bucks from other lolcows, which actually puts him on a higher level than some of them, since he has a modicum of business sense.
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What exactly does Wu do for a living? Twitter spamming?
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John Flynt doesn't have to work because he's married to someone who makes roughly $200K a year and doesn't care how it's spent.
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lol, but the Wu creature must be bored out of its mind?
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"too tall" you mean you're a lurching Lovecraftian nightmare beast
Oh that's interesting John, so how does this apply to yourself?
Oh that's interesting John, so how does this apply to yourself?
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No. He's quite happy to while away his days playing pay-to-win mobile games, starting (and later ragequitting) other video games, gulping down Ambien, and reeeeing on Twitter. Every now and again he gets a "project", usually fiddling with his car, but it always fails miserably and he pretends it never happened.
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"My favorite thing is the torque vectoring..."
Using words like 'torque vectoring' doesn't make you sound as smart as you think it does, John. It just makes you appear to be a nerd cosplaying as a woman who's cosplaying as an engineer. It's like Inception levels of Fail.
Using words like 'torque vectoring' doesn't make you sound as smart as you think it does, John. It just makes you appear to be a nerd cosplaying as a woman who's cosplaying as an engineer. It's like Inception levels of Fail.
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Those sound more than a little specific...and we don't know much about Wu's childhood prior to the college years.
The first one about the Delorean is suspicious since that car was produced only between 1981-1983 and, even more tellingly, was designed by a really tall man for tall people (that's why the Delorean has hanging straps - for shorter people to be able to close the gull wing doors). Plus, given I think 'keggers' means alcohol and based on what has been disclosed by others, I don't think this guy would need to cross state lines to illegally acquire beer. Or steal a Delorean because it wasn't until the Back to the Future film that the car really gained a cult appeal.
'Terms of Endearment' appears to be a 1983 movie (I'm noticing a trend here regarding when Wu seems to think this all happened), but 'urinating on a poster' of anything just seems so completely random, let alone a specific film.
Given the sexual assault charges, I doubt Brett was making his MotU figures have frottage inbetween him being quite active in sports and other things. Wu, however, is biologically a gay man who was still a child for most of the 80s. Which one of the two would be more likely to actually have MOTU figures as children?
And Ronald Regan was elected in 1980 and 1984. Brett was born February 1965, meaning he legally couldn't have voted until 1986. But it's not like Wu ever bothered doing shit like math correctly.
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The parallels between John Walker Flynt, disgraced former newspaper writer, and Eddie Brock, comic character disgraced newspaper writer taken over by slimy other worldly alien symbiote and now insane, are too juicy a softball for Flu to underhand across the plate like that but I'm glad he did because he's always reminded me of a fatty version of Eddie from the comics.
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No FEC report yet from Wu, which is no surprise, but she did get ticked off by the FEC over her July accounts.
I'm not entirely sure what they're complaining about though. At first I thought it was because she hadn't filled out full street addresses for her itemised contributions, but on closer inspection perhaps it's that they don't believe that all her unitemised contributions fell below the 200 dollar reporting threshold?
I'm not entirely sure what they're complaining about though. At first I thought it was because she hadn't filled out full street addresses for her itemised contributions, but on closer inspection perhaps it's that they don't believe that all her unitemised contributions fell below the 200 dollar reporting threshold?
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They’re both so goddamn incompetent. He couldn’t build or properly configure his donation site. John couldn’t build a tool to extract data from the donation site into the format he needed. They apparently cant follow easy instructions on how to properly file.
Godzilla of tech feminism. Maybe tech feminism hasn’t nothing to do with tech or being able to program??
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"good morning" at noon EST, okay you lazy fuck
John I would almost be somewhat with you on this if not for the fact that you unironically think that Apple values user privacy and is a company working for the interests of the people.
John I would almost be somewhat with you on this if not for the fact that you unironically think that Apple values user privacy and is a company working for the interests of the people.
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She should be careful, especially if she plans on running again. As public filings they will be used against her next time around. Quite of a few of the things she listed as "campaign expenses" (like lunches outside the district) will make great talking points for her opponents next cycle. That is if they even are forced to acknowledge her existence.
Furthermore, there is a chance the FEC will actually punish her for funds that were collected as part of the campaign but not spent or reported properly.
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"When I am serving in Congress...."
The only way you'll ever be serving in Congress is if you get a gig working in the Congressional cafeteria. At least until the customers ask for you to be fired because the sight of you puts them off their feed.
The only way you'll ever be serving in Congress is if you get a gig working in the Congressional cafeteria. At least until the customers ask for you to be fired because the sight of you puts them off their feed.