Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Peace and Harmony]

lol John can't even be fucked to leave voicemails

 

[Mola Ram]

lol John can't even be fucked to leave voicemails

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[Sissy Galvez]

I wonder what’s happened to anyone who called or texted that number in his “I lost” letter.

 

[break these cuffs]

I wonder what’s happened to anyone who called or texted that number in his “I lost” letter.

Who knows if anyone has even bothered. If it's happened and he hasn't shrieked about it yet, then he's saving it for his next speaking engagement or television appearance.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

lol John can't even be fucked to leave voicemails

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Frank the Wallet is spending every spare moment calling donors to thank them and see if he can seduce them into kicking in even more dollah for the 2020 Scampaign Danger Car / new used Porch. Muttering to himself as he hears the mark's phone ringing, "Softly, softly, catchee monkey. Fuck! I gotta get some more cash flow up in this bitch, cuz this fine bitch will leave me if I can't give her the finery she deserves. Even if they only kick in enough to pay for the new iPhone, all this ass-sucking will be worth it. Oh, but you're worth it, my fine sexy Gojira of Texts, I so adore you. Your beautiful yet strangely huge hands are too good for this demeaning work, but I, your humble servant, am honored to serve..."

 

[smackpops]

I wonder what’s happened to anyone who called or texted that number in his “I lost” letter.

i texted lol tranny faggot grifter no response or anything.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

But of course this "argument" doesn't work in reverse because fuck off and die

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Correct John, because that's how we do things in a meritocratic democracy, we just choose people at random from the population and flip fucking coins. Fuck you.

 

[Mola Ram]

Correct John, because that's how we do things in a meritocratic democracy, we just choose people at random from the population and flip fucking coins. Fuck you.

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Maybe you should nominate one who isn't a shrieking, vindictive, uncharismatic criminal with the political acumen of a rotten butternut squash.

 

[Water-T]

Frank does the talking because who is going to pick up the phone hearing a deranged Kermit the Frog on their voicemail?

 

[Chemical snorfare]

i was out of touch with Wu because his content get boring until he fail in something

I know it's a little niche, but can we have this as random text please?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Correct John, because that's how we do things in a meritocratic democracy, we just choose people at random from the population and flip fucking coins. Fuck you.

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If it's just a numbers game then I would like to point out that all of the presidents have been elected alive and considering the increasing amount of dead people it seems incredibly unlikely that not a single corpse would have slipped through and won.

 

[Mola Ram]

If it's just a numbers game then I would like to point out that all of the presidents have been elected alive and considering the increasing amount of dead people it seems incredibly unlikely that not a single corpse would have slipped through and won.

Point of order: Gerald Ford was never elected, alive or dead.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Okay cool a book about women running for office features a man who ran a scam campaign, we're off to a great start.

Yes John it's true, in the entire history of the United States there is not a single example of a successful, outspoken woman. We need men like you to help women out of their plight because they're too dumb and stupid to do it on their own.

So you raped a bunch of dudes in high school, got it John.

 

[Chemical snorfare]

Okay cool a book about women running for office features a man who ran a scam campaign, we're off to a great start.

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Yes John it's true, in the entire history of the United States there is not a single example of a successful, outspoken woman. We need men like you to help women out of their plight because they're too dumb and stupid to do it on their own.

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So you raped a bunch of dudes in high school, got it John.

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So John got all his '80s Mississippian friends off school for a week, they went to the cabin and then beat the shit out of him for being a 'mo.

makes sense.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

So John got all his '80s Mississippian friends off school for a week, they went to the cabin and then beat the shit out of him for being a 'mo.

makes sense.

Maybe that's when he got stabbed in the head in such a manner that it left a scar similar to what someone who'd get a hairline reduction surgery would have.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Point of order: Gerald Ford was never elected, alive or dead.

Neither was George W. Bush REEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Picklechu]

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"The tech subcommittee."

There are seven subcommittes related to technology outside of the Committee for Science, Space, and Technology, which, in turn, has five subcommittees of its own. Gonna have to be more specific, Brbri.

Also pretty presumptuous of Wuwu to think that they're going to give a freshman Representative, especially a snarling, retarded ghoul who would hurt the Democratic brand, the exact committee assignments that they want. (Also presumptuous to assume victory, bt that much is obvious.)

Wonder if the Republicans are looking at MA-8 a bit more seriously now that Wu seems committed for a second run.

D+10 CPVI, so probably not.

Correct John, because that's how we do things in a meritocratic democracy, we just choose people at random from the population and flip fucking coins. Fuck you.

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Point of order: Gerald Ford was never elected, alive or dead.

Point of order--we've also only had 44 presidents over 45 presidencies. Grover Cleveland, bitch.

If it's just a numbers game then I would like to point out that all of the presidents have been elected alive and considering the increasing amount of dead people it seems incredibly unlikely that not a single corpse would have slipped through and won.

They've all also been American and white. We need a zombie Disney princess president from Zimbabwe!

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Powerful, John, so powerful. You're the only one in the history of civilisation who ever thought that rape was bad. This is a game changer.

 

[millais]

Okay cool a book about women running for office features a man who ran a scam campaign, we're off to a great start.

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Yes John it's true, in the entire history of the United States there is not a single example of a successful, outspoken woman. We need men like you to help women out of their plight because they're too dumb and stupid to do it on their own.

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So you raped a bunch of dudes in high school, got it John.

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"Ledership"... add it to the list, boys. Right next to "canidate" and "carrer"