Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Eli Whitney said:
Replacing headlights is a "project"?
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To think I actually went looking to find out how much a LED-based Porsche headlamp housing might cost. Fucker just changed the bulb.
Peace and Harmony said:
Sure you did bitch.

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https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/ios-simulators-testing-iphone-ipad-apps/

"As a Female Software Engineer(TM), I like to analyze the data related to a particular problem and find the simplest, most efficient solution that provides me an unwarranted benefit."

edit: P.S. "When I WAS a game developer..." Confirmed admission that whatever degree of "game dev" John once was, he ain't one no more.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
I do believe I hear the sound of "not another dime". Get ready for a dick sucking, Frank!

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Remember that one of the main reasons for why Revolution 60 was a huge dump of money it was because the game was so incredibly bad coded that bricked a lot of iPads and John refused to get them repaired, i refuse to believe that there is not a way to emulate iOS in Dev kits
 
Cubanodun said:
Remember that one of the main reasons for why Revolution 60 was a huge dump of money it was because the game was so incredibly bad coded that bricked a lot of iPads and John refused to get them repaired, i refuse to believe that there is not a way to emulate iOS in Dev kits
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Oh, there are plenty of ways. Several game engines are designed to emulate the specifications of certain devices so you can see how well your project would perform if running on said hardware, as it will run an instance of the program running as if it used the same memory, processor, and GPU of the hardware in question for benchmarking.

Bricking phones is just a childishly stupid way to test things if you are too lazy to see how well it works in an emulated dev enviroment first.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
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Countdown to when he posts about his new iPhone.
 
GethN7 said:
Oh, there are plenty of ways. Several game engines are designed to emulate the specifications of certain devices so you can see how well your project would perform if running on said hardware, as it will run an instance of the program running as if it used the same memory, processor, and GPU of the hardware in question for benchmarking.

Bricking phones is just a childishly stupid way to test things if you are too lazy to see how well it works in an emulated dev enviroment first.
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It was rumored (and later hinted) that the main reason he keep bricking ipads by the dozen is that he was so desperate to release the game ASAP that he did not allow to test the game, he just compiled and stuffed the thing to the nearest poor overpriced tablet and expected the best just to put it in the Store and swim in the dosh, we all know how that ended
 
Particle Bored said:
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Eleven. One to unscrew the old bulb, and ten to hold signs and chant about how inserting a new bulb is rape.

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How many trannies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. A surgeon removes the old bulb and then the tranny spends a lifetime dialating the socket.

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How many Wus does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. Frank to unscrew the old bulb, and Brianna to screech about how GooberGrape cut their power.

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Meh.
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How many Wu's does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. Frank to hire a mexican to change the bulb, and John to spend all day tweeting about "As a female general contractor I..."

How many retired Wu's does it take to change a light bulb?
Frank to climb up the ladder, and John to push it over, making Frank tumble down the stairs for the insurance.

How many Wu's does it take to change a light bulb?
You can't unload a truck full of light bulbs with a pitchfork!
....oh, sorry wrong punchline.
 
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Cubanodun said:
It was rumored (and later hinted) that the main reason he keep bricking ipads by the dozen is that he was so desperate to release the game ASAP that he did not allow to test the game, he just compiled and stuffed the thing to the nearest poor overpriced tablet
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My recollection from back then is that John was trying to target it only to the top-of-the-line maxed-out-on-cuckbucks iWhatever he personally owned, and the rest of the plebs could just take their chances.
 
"As an engineer, and Godzilla of Tech, I forgot to set the emergency brake. This is the same level of attention to detail that I can bring to my administration when I am elected President."
 
Kosher Dill said:
My recollection from back then is that John was trying to target it only to the top-of-the-line maxed-out-on-cuckbucks iWhatever he personally owned, and the rest of the plebs could just take their chances.
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Because he did not wanted to get the outdated models, is a trend that he still has since his years in college and we have seen it again and again, remember his top of the line VR setup that he bragged on twitter for a couple of weeks only to totally forget about it ? (i remember he said something so moronic when he was building it that it became a meme) the bet i had is that he still doesn't know how to use it correctly, i can assure you that he is going to get the new iPhone when the other cool kids get theirs
 
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