Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Peace and Harmony said:
I forget which of you niggers said that John will "take a vacation" after all the STRESS induced from this congressional race, but take a fucking shot you bastard

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What is a vacation like for John? His entire life is a vacation. He just sits around all day LARPing as a success, playing mobile games and trying to stir up shit up on twitter. I mean, where do you go from there if you want to "cut loose"? Thats already as unstructured as it gets.

I can't really picture him going off to the beach, say the Caribbean or maybe the South of France. I also don't see some kind of sophisticated sabbatical in the Catskills re-reading some of the classics, or catching the Boston Symphony close out the season in Tanglewood. No. I can't even imagine a romantic private get away, in cozy cottage, lost somewhere the woods of New England's Autumn. I don't even see a tacky theme park or some kind of sci-fi or fetish themed cruise vacation. Of course, they have the money to do those things and they sure as fuck seem to have the time on their hands. If he takes any time "off", all he is going to do is sit around at home eating shitty food, cheating to win video games, and trying to convince everyone on Twitter that he is a woman.
 
Eli Whitney said:
What is a vacation like for John? His entire life is a vacation. He just sits around all day LARPing as a success, playing mobile games and trying to stir up shit up on twitter. I mean, where do you go from there if you want to "cut loose"?
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ambien, of course
 
Eli Whitney said:
I can't really picture him going off to the beach, say the Caribbean or maybe the South of France. I also don't see some kind of sophisticated sabbatical in the Catskills re-reading some of the classics, or catching the Boston Symphony close out the season in Tanglewood. No. I can't even imagine a romantic private get away, in cozy cottage, lost somewhere the woods of New England's Autumn. I don't even see a tacky theme park or some kind of sci-fi or fetish themed cruise vacation. Of course, they have the money to do those things and they sure as fuck seem to have the time on their hands. If he takes any time "off", all he is going to do is sit around at home eating shitty food, cheating to win video games, and trying to convince everyone on Twitter that he is a woman.
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Frank can't leave the country though, or Drumpf will take away his passport for looking like a chink.
 
Crunchy Leaf said:
please, massachusetts has way more druggies than new hampshire.
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That's the thing. They aren't expecting them. Who expects the quaint small towns of New Hampshire and Maine to be ravaged by heroin?
thejackal said:
13% reported now, Wu holding steady at a measly 20.3%. That is however 1/5 people voting tonight. Wu can work with that, it's more than zero. It will be 48% by the time she runs again.
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With him at 20%, my prediction of 14.88% is within striking distance!
 
Eli Whitney said:
What is a vacation like for John? His entire life is a vacation. He just sits around all day LARPing as a success, playing mobile games and trying to stir up shit up on twitter. I mean, where do you go from there if you want to "cut loose"? Thats already as unstructured as it gets.

I can't really picture him going off to the beach, say the Caribbean or maybe the South of France. I also don't see some kind of sophisticated sabbatical in the Catskills re-reading some of the classics, or catching the Boston Symphony close out the season in Tanglewood. No. I can't even imagine a romantic private get away, in cozy cottage, lost somewhere the woods of New England's Autumn. I don't even see a tacky theme park or some kind of sci-fi or fetish themed cruise vacation. Of course, they have the money to do those things and they sure as fuck seem to have the time on their hands. If he takes any time "off", all he is going to do is sit around at home eating shitty food, cheating to win video games, and trying to convince everyone on Twitter that he is a woman.
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Traveling to DC in order to buy a new car? I'm actually a little at a loss on what a Wucation would look like. I suppose flying out to the Bay Area to schmooze with Silicon Valley hipsters might be some fun for Brianna but considering how he had to beg for people to hang out with him at altconf, I don't know how if he'll be as embraced as he was in the past.
 
Crunchy Leaf said:
do he and frank even have a romantic relationship? i don't understand why frank puts up with his shit. i am positive he could find some nice nerdy guy who also has a well paying tech job and have normal gay sex and not the bad tranny version.
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Clearly they have at some point in the past.
BriBri did her "draw me like one of your French girls" thing for Frank, so they must be more than room mates.
 
Crunchy Leaf said:
do he and frank even have a romantic relationship? i don't understand why frank puts up with his shit.
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They're actually pretty well matched. Frank is a total manchild with a fetish for the unspeakably bizarre. John is a fellow manchild, and carries the unspeakably bizarre around right in his pants.
 
Voehl is slipping. I am dissapoint, MA08.
I'm going to get a glass of scotch. Don't declare any major precincts while I'm gone.
 
Crunchy Leaf said:
do he and frank even have a romantic relationship? i don't understand why frank puts up with his shit. i am positive he could find some nice nerdy guy who also has a well paying tech job and have normal gay sex and not the bad tranny version.
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The only conclusion from that I can rationally draw from the relationship is that Frank is a sexual deviant that can only get off by pounding the tranny gash of a 6 and a half foot ghoul.
 
The scary thing to me? He got 40% in the area around his house. That was probably the only place he even put a minimal amount of effort into. He probably could of done this if you changed nothing about him except for work ethic(I know, antithesis to his character).
 
oh man it's looking like capuano is losing ma-07, which as I said earlier means trans woman on the boston city council...wonder what wu's response to that is gonna be
 
I want to believe that Voehl would've swarmed Wu if voters weren't presented with the sensible proven choice of man of the people Stephen Lynch, and also that Lynch personally cast a vote for Voehl in honor of his service and because he respects America.
 
73.7% Stephen Lynch* 10,841
20% Brianna Wu 2,937
6.4% Christopher Voehl 935

Ah, Bowmore single malt. Cheers, Kiwis. Here's to Wu's continued humiliation. :drink:
 
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