Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Well anyway, the polls in Massachusetts have closed, let's see how the 8th district results go.
 
Norvic said:
TIME GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.

Two years of lulz culminates at this moment. The age of candidate Wu is at an end, what new age awaits us?
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Between the time when the oceans drank New York, and rise of the Sons of Trump, there was an age undreamed of. And onto this, WU-NAN! Destined to bear the jeweled jockstrap of Dedham and Southie upon a troubled axe wound. It is the Kiwis, its chronicler, who alone can tell thee of its saga. Now let me tell you of the days of high REEEE-venture!
 
Norvic said:
TIME GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.

Two years of lulz culminates at this moment. The age of candidate Wu is at an end, what new age awaits us?
Click to expand...
John will cocoon himself and emerge in 4 years time a full fledged mothman. He will spend the remainder of his life a legend in the 8th, spotted only in mist and shadow.
 
as a side note, kind of bummed, we couldn't reach 2k pages of this particular wu thread with the election reaching a close but ah well, this was a fun ride while it lasted and I can't wait to see what zany adventures the wu crew will be up to next time
 
I forget which of you niggers said that John will "take a vacation" after all the STRESS induced from this congressional race, but take a fucking shot you bastard

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NYT says first results expected at 8:15...I am excited! Probably it'll take a lot longer than that for all precincts to report in 'cause Massachusetts loves being fucking slow!

(Also a little surprised to learn there's no Republican candidates at all considering that this is a pretty conservative district.)
 
This is like waiting for the last results of a test before a summer break. You think you failed, but hope maybe you passed by dumb luck. Whatever is the case, summer is here, and you're happy to finally put a bow on it.

this is now beach episode of KiwiFarms
 
The very first result of the night is in in Massachusetts...granted it's in Ashland, but seeing the sudden burst of color on the map make me jump a little.
 
I did my part and voted in my district's primary on my lunch break today. It's not MA-8, otherwise I would have voted for Brianna just for the lulz
 
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