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I knew he was a glaikit sumph, but how the feck do you break two toes looking for a sock under the bed?
And the first thing you do while you're writhing in pain? Post to twitter, ofc.
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I knew he was a glaikit sumph, but how the feck do you break two toes looking for a sock under the bed?
Can you imagine John not claiming that greatest of female experiences, being the victim of domestic violence?A frustrated Frank finally snaps and starts stomping John with a hobnailed boot?
"Endorsed by Kotaku" is something we'd put in the subtitle of a lolcow thread."Endorsed by Kotaku" is the sort of blurb that would lead to a real political consultant swallowing bleach.
It will always warm my heart to know that Tyce appeared on basic cable.I still can't believe Wu got away with street racing Jace, running his car off the road, and then taking him to court and lying on the SyFy channel about the whole ordeal.
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Countdown to her eventually retconning this to her having both her legs broken by gamer rapists looking to steal her tiny womanly socks for drumpffff begins nowEh im pretty sure Wu is claiming broke toes to have a excuse to not go out n do anything else for the campaign. Can't go knock on doors Frank i have broke toes!
Sometimes I have wished people had put spoiler tags around images to spare me some horror. This is the first time I've wanted anyone to do that with a block of text. Congratulations, in a way.You know damn well Frank would be honored to gallop around with a bit in his mouth and John on his back, all the while telling John, "You're beautiful! Are you comfortable back there, honey?"
I thought that Frank was saying that the Kotaku article was the big endorsement. Which sounds stupid, considering it called the campaign a long shot, but I think it's the kind of stupid Frank is, so it's a possibility.
Dubya killed your gay friends, therefore we should be assholes to each other? Okay.
What the fuck, John. Just throw a saddle on Frank and ride him door to door. Get 'er done! Winners never quit, and quitters never win!
You know damn well Frank would be honored to gallop around with a bit in his mouth and John on his back, all the while telling John, "You're beautiful! Are you comfortable back there, honey?"
"Once we arrive at the house and meet up with Brianna, there are no staffers or volunteers. Instead I’m greeted by the barks of three small dogs, various mixes of Havanese and Bichon, named Kablam, Splat, and Rocket. For the rest of the day, these are the only other life forms associated with the campaign, outside of Brianna and Frank, that I will hear from."
It's literally portraying John as a pathetic NEET in a way even Kotaku readers can recognize.
Frank is a mentally exceptional scream facing chink.
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So I guess you're in favor of neocolonialism, John? Should we send our troops to Islamic countries and enforce our laws of due process, to stop them from throwing gays and trannies off roofs without having a trial first?
Stubbed my foot and think I mightve broken two toes. Better tweet about it and then go pay for a doctor...
What's a doctor going to do for a broken toe exactly? Tape it up at most or tell you to go easy on it for a while. They don't have to reset toes and they don't/can't put them in a cast. Use some medical tape or hell any tape will work, and wrap them up like a normal person instead of acting like an infant and trying for asspats on twitter. If it was that bad you wouldn't have time for posting about it online you huge ugly man baby.
Dubya killed your gay friends, therefore we should be assholes to each other? Okay.
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It's really triggering my 'tism that the expensive new Porsche has just vanished, never to be mentioned again.
Don't forget Obama also signed the 2011 NDAA into law allowing the military to arrest American citizens, on American soil, and hold them indefinitely without trial! Don't worry he promised his administration wouldn't act on it, absolutely destroying one of America's founding civil liberties, so it's totes cool guys.And Obama killed 82,368 civilians in Iraq alone.
He oversaw the deadliest years in Afghanistan by being a bitch-made nigga and then having to overcompensate for it in a way that made the Iraq surge look orderly and well planned out.
The civilian death toll for Syria is 400,000 - and that is 100% on him and his Al Queda-funding & arming ass. And that was over trying to have some sort of legacy that wasn't being dissed by China at the G20.
Obama executed American civilians via Drone with no trial or really any over sight.
Dubya wasn't the best president, but Obama was shittier in a lot of ways the media just neverreported onshoved in our faces for weeks and weeks for some reason.