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- Apr 25, 2018
It wouldn't surprise me if the staffers are still putting in hours phoning for dollars from the dog dungeon.
We could edit together the various pictures of the Wu's dogs and you wouldn't be able to tell the footage apart from those really sad SPCA 2 minute commercials. "Some dogs have even been left outside to freeze to death. Let's not let this happen again. Please. Save the poor innocent dogs interred at 54 Deaddick Rd, Deadham, MA."
John is oblivious to the fact that voter fraud has existed throughout history, since long before the days of electronic voting. For example, "graveyard voting" was a long-standing tradition in Chicago politics, as repeatedly commented upon by Mike Royko.
Reporter Earl Mazo told the Washington Post that he traveled to Chicago, obtained a list of voters in the suspicious precincts, and began matching names with addresses:
"There was a cemetery where the names on the tombstones were registered and voted. I remember a house. It was completely gutted. There was nobody there. But there were 56 votes for [John F.] Kennedy in that house."
And all done without electronic voting machines. Imagine that. But then, John has roughly the same relationship to reality that he has to his long-lost penis -- they are estranged, reality and him.
Edgar Allen Poe also never lived in Baltimore, although he is buried there and commonly associated with Baltimore. He was travelling by train from Philidelphia and stopped in Baltimore. It was election time in Baltimore. At the time, the local party bosses would grab people off the train, get them drunk, and take them to various polling places to cast votes. Poe was allergic to alcohol and this killed him.
Voter fraud destroys melancholy poet using paper ballets. Whoops.