Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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White American savage John Flynt thinks that giraffes are deer.

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Yea bet Wu would change his tune real quick about deer after he ran his porsche into a few of em cause even after hunting season the population is to thick still. or they ate all the crops you spent all fucking spring planting n whatnot.
 
smackpops said:
Yea bet Wu would change his tune real quick about deer after he ran his porsche into a few of em cause even after hunting season the population is to thick still. or they ate all the crops you spent all fucking spring planting n whatnot.
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Seriously. Deer aren't much better than giant rats.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
White American savage John Flynt thinks that giraffes are deer.

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While I SORT of understand what Wu is trying to convey here, it still comes off as extremely oblivious on their part (also, the sky is fucking blue) because giraffes don't breed like fucking rabbits while deer pretty much do. Additionally, giraffes are fairly harmless since due to their height they only eat the tops of trees, while deer can eat pretty much anything that could be considered 'green' at surface level and are usually seen as pests for this reason.

I also would love to somehow get Wu and everybody's favorite animal-murdering psychopath, Jay Geis, on a hunting trip. A self-proclaimed 'deer lover' trying to explain to Geis why he shouldn't shoot literally anything that moves and can't talk would be a riot.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
White American savage John Flynt thinks that giraffes are deer.

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"I'm always struck by their beauty, and I cannot imagine shooting it."

I probably rave too much about John's semiliterate scribblings, but how in the holy hell do you shoot "beauty," which is the only possible antecedent for "it" in that pathetic parody of a sentence?
 
Optimus Prime said:
While I SORT of understand what Wu is trying to convey here, it still comes off as extremely oblivious on their part (also, the sky is fucking blue) because giraffes don't breed like fucking rabbits while deer pretty much do. Additionally, giraffes are fairly harmless since due to their height they only eat the tops of trees, while deer can eat pretty much anything that could be considered 'green' at surface level and are usually seen as pests for this reason.

I also would love to somehow get Wu and everybody's favorite animal-murdering psychopath, Jay Geis, on a hunting trip. A self-proclaimed 'deer lover' trying to explain to Geis why he shouldn't shoot literally anything that moves and can't talk would be a riot.
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I'm sure that if you removed all the work from hunting and the potential hits to his liberal rep, John would absolutely love a chance to kill things.
 
smackpops said:
Yea bet Wu would change his tune real quick about deer after he ran his porsche into a few of em
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Not even a few.
Just one will total a car like that and do significant if not critical damage to the driver.

I work with cars and deers total trucks and SUV's and that's not talking about what happens if they go over the hood and through the windshield.

Those fuckers kill people.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
I'm sure that if you removed all the work from hunting and the potential hits to his liberal rep, John would absolutely love a chance to kill things.
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If he worked as a nurse he might be the one that dosed his patients and then "saved" them from cardiac arrest. I think he's proven that he feels completely indifferent about torturing/killing mere animals, there's no glory in that.
 
Mola Ram said:
Seriously. Deer aren't much better than giant rats.
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My sister lives in a heavily wooded area about thirty miles from a major city. The "majestic" deer are about the size of large, scrawny dogs and are all starving to death because of overpopulation caused by a lack of human hunters or other predators.

This sounds like exactly the type of wildlife management program John would endorse. He can sit out on his deck, his malnourished dogs in tiny cages at his feet, and watch the dying whitetails stagger through the trees. When he thinks no one is looking, he will smile (well, not exactly smile, but you know what I mean) and sigh (sorry, snarl) with contentment as he reaches for his phone to Tweet the latest details of his three-month hike on the Appalachian Trail.
 
Wu sent out a really bizarre email.

WE CAN WIN THIS. OCASIO SHOWS THAT WE CAN WIN THIS.
If you missed the news, a progressive challenger won her primary against an establishment Democrat. It shows that candidates like us can win against the party machine.

I need your help. Please consider donating. Progressive Democrats don't have access to the party machine of our insider opponents.

[DONATE HERE]

Make no mistake. The 2018 midterms will determine the fate of the country. It's not enough to vote, you need to support candidates you believe in.
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That's just incredibly oddly phrased, and weirdly apocalyptic. I can't even figure out what she means by "candidates like us", is she using the royal we or is she making an assumption that her entire audience is a monolithic entity? What terrible fate will befall the country if Stephen Lynch is re-elected instead of crazypants Wu?

Never mind, don't think. Gib money plox.

Edit: Oh, and for an added bonus... the link doesn't actually work. The tracking link redirects to a completely bogus URL.
Edit 2: Actually, the whole email is fucked up in some interesting ways. It's MIME multipart, and the HTML part is the new email, but the plain text alternative is an email she sent months ago. Seems like "software engineer" Wu is really bad at reading the instructions on software.
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
My sister lives in a heavily wooded area about thirty miles from a major city. The "majestic" deer are about the size of large, scrawny dogs and are all starving to death because of overpopulation caused by a lack of human hunters or other predators.

This sounds like exactly the type of wildlife management program John would endorse. He can sit out on his deck, his malnourished dogs in tiny cages at his feet, and watch the dying whitetails stagger through the trees. When he thinks no one is looking, he will smile (well, not exactly smile, but you know what I mean) and sigh (sorry, snarl) with contentment as he reaches for his phone to Tweet the latest details of his three-month hike on the Appalachian Trail.
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Not to mention that trophy hunting employs people, creating a reservation, and those thousands of dollars for a single animal goes to people that will no longer hunt and eat [giraffes] or hunt [rhino] to [powder their horns] into [boner medicine for Frank].
 
Francis York Morgan said:
I'm sure that if you removed all the work from hunting and the potential hits to his liberal rep, John would absolutely love a chance to kill things.
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Doesn't even need to go hunting for that - just look at Crash...'s remains.

Dorsia.Reservation said:
Not even a few.
Just one will total a car like that and do significant if not critical damage to the driver.

I work with cars and deers total trucks and SUV's and that's not talking about what happens if they go over the hood and through the windshield.

Those fuckers kill people.
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Take a helicopter, tie a deer carcass to it (with "MOON ROCK" shaved into the side of the fur), then fly over Wu's house and drop the carcass.

With luck, it'll hit one of the drivable vehicles on the property.

Norvic said:
Wu sent out a really bizarre email.

That's just incredibly oddly phrased, and weirdly apocalyptic. I can't even figure out what she means by "candidates like us", is she using the royal we or is she making an assumption that her entire audience is a monolithic entity? What terrible fate will befall the country if Stephen Lynch is re-elected instead of crazypants Wu?

Never mind, don't think. Gib money plox.

Edit: Oh, and for an added bonus... the link doesn't actually work. The tracking link redirects to a completely bogus URL.
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What's even funnier is that every single article about the 'new face of democrats' is that they lavishly go into detail about how she was tending bars at minimum wage a year ago and that she was able to defeat the 4th most important Democrat or whatever because she was active in the community and supporting grassroots organizations.

All Wu gave a shit about was a young looking democrat woman defeating the fucking patriarchy in the news and thinks that could work for a 40 year old man who cut their dick off and is just trying to weasel into a position of importance again, even though said eunich rarely leaves the house and flaunts fake wealth to try and attract voters.
 
smackpops said:
why shouldn't abortion be illegal? we have the morning after pill use that jfc. i mean there's a bunch of stuff to use to not get pregnant.
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Pretty sure there's no pill for an invariably fatal ectopic pregnancy.
 
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