Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Richard Stabone]

Combined with the $100k for the new GTS and $33k for the old cayman, Brianna Wu (Congressional candidate for Boston's 8th District) has spent over $150,000 on Porsche sports cars, not including labor and parts to fix the Cayman and replace the stereo.

More incoming bills for Frank: https://www.pelicanparts.com/techar...s_Window/70-BODY-Convertible_Glass_Window.htm - $650 + 16 hours labor to replace the convertible top on Brianna's newest (used) Porsche.

I'm guessing they are financing these cars too since their savings weren't that high. When all is said and done she might pay quarter of a million in just Porsche's. That's a fucking house!

 

[Cyber Bowling]

How often do you think Wu even drives? We know he spends most of his time at home screeching on Twitter, or flying out to random tech conferences. He doesn't drive to events or anything, and spends a decent amount on Uber.

 

[Norvic]

How often do you think Wu even drives? We know he spends most of his time at home screeching on Twitter, or flying out to random tech conferences. He doesn't drive to events or anything, and spends a decent amount on Uber.

She's got a lot of spare hours to kill. No job, no close friends, no obvious hobbies or interests. Used to be she would listlessly shop for new games, play them for 30 minutes each then put them on a shelf. Now I suspect she goes for long, circuitous drives through the Boston suburbs, drives too fast and dangerously and convinces herself she's an expert driver (because we know Wu's a big fan, insert your own James Bond book quote here about women drivers.)

Obviously she spends a lot of her time looking for new things to buy on the internet. That seems to be her chief distraction.

 

[Molester Stallone]

How often do you think Wu even drives? We know he spends most of his time at home screeching on Twitter, or flying out to random tech conferences. He doesn't drive to events or anything, and spends a decent amount on Uber.

That's just it, Wu doesn't have to drive to get the attention he so clearly wants. Twitter and Porsche message boards are easily accessed from home. Plus he doesn't have to worry about any of those parking bollards sneaking up on him in his own driveway.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Did we ever have confirmation that he bricked the first porsche's engine driving it up from Virginia with the check engine light on the whole way or what? I seem to remember getting that impression.

 

[DrPrincessMeatball]

Not bricked, but he did drive it all the way home with the smell of burning oil permeating the cabin and never though to stop or call a flatbed or anything.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

. . . (because we know Wu's a big fan, insert your own James Bond book quote here about women drivers.)

I'm guessing that any reference to Pussy Galore would be wildly inappropriate in regards to John.

Nonetheless, this seems appropriate. Or not.

Pussy on Wheels

James Bond: You know, he kills little girls like you.
Pussy Galore: Little boys, too.

 

[Optimus Prime]

That's just it, Wu doesn't have to drive to get the attention he so clearly wants. Twitter and Porsche message boards are easily accessed from home. Plus he doesn't have to worry about any of those parking bollards sneaking up on him in his own driveway.

Wait until he finds out there's an exclusive Mazda forum where you can only join if you buy a Mazda from the dealer.

 

[AnOminous]

This is why Drop The B is my favourite 4chan op recently. Fuck bisexuals.

Bisexuals would probably be okay with that, and not care too much about which of the two genders you are.

 

[GaryGrey]

Yeah looks like this ride is starting.

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lol of course John, anyone who criticises identity politics must be a literal Nazi.

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I've never heard "Identity Politics" used by anyone except for "white men..."

Really gets the noggin joggin.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Obviously she spends a lot of her time looking for new things to buy on the internet. That seems to be her chief distraction.

And it's quite telling that the "high" from a brand-new custom-built Porsche wore off this quickly. Dude's a hopeless shopping addict.

 

[The Gagh Whisperer]

Dedham Drift Wu might be my favorite incarnation yet.

He took years to burn through the SOCCON cash. Same with R60. The campaign is probably a small loss, but pocket change compared to his other ventures.

In terms of impulsive cash burning gluttonous narcissism, this is Wu at his best.

The next step is probably a 911 after his campaign bombs. He'll fuck up the first one trying to "restore" it, drain the rest of Frank's bank account on the second one, and that's where we'll see the vehicular manslaughter charge.

 

[Mola Ram]

Dedham Drift Wu might be my favorite incarnation yet.

He took years to burn through the SOCCON cash. Same with R60. The campaign is probably a small loss, but pocket change compared to his other ventures.

In terms of impulsive cash burning gluttonous narcissism, this is Wu at his best.

The next step is probably a 911 after his campaign bombs. He'll fuck up the first one trying to "restore" it, drain the rest of Frank's bank account on the second one, and that's where we'll see the vehicular manslaughter charge.

Maybe this time they can customize it with poster paint and Lisa Frank stickers

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Wait until he finds out there's an exclusive Mazda forum where you can only join if you buy a Mazda from the dealer.

I think you’ve hit the nail on the head. He’s buying acceptance into a privileged group so he can feel important/special.

Gamers kicked him out including the indie gamer clique. He’s a “game developer” in name only now and his only game was a massive failure. His game studio is defunct with no funding or new projects. He’s quickly finding out that he can’t buy his way into politics either. The dems in MA-8 clearly don’t want him no matter what he says on twitter. He’s not getting any endorsements or support from the local party.

So buying shit like cars, gadgets, toys, free to play game tokens is a way for him to feel good and belong but also act superior to others. Only issue, it’s completely transparent and pathetic. He’s not old money or new money, it’s Frank’s money and John is bleeding him dry. They’re going to have little to nothing by retirement age (they own two Porsche’s and no house for example). I’m guessing Frank will have to work until he drops dead. He’ll never enjoy the money he worked hard for, John is doing that but it’s empty enjoyment. At the end of the day John is still a failure, a fraud, a husk of a “woman”.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

In before John wrecks the electronics of the car by trying (again) to get some sort of Apple-branded stereo to work with it, and destroys the soft top by attempting to install a replacement himself.

What a true (wu)man of the people. Does Stephen Lynch have three sports cars, I wonder?

 

[AnOminous]

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Really gets the noggin joggin.

Typical Wu-man level knowledge.

[A]s children we realized that we were different from boys and that we were treated different—for example, when we were told in the same breath to be quiet both for the sake of being 'ladylike' and to make us less objectionable in the eyes of white people. In the process of consciousness-raising, actually life-sharing, we began to recognize the commonality of our experiences and, from the sharing and growing consciousness, to build a politics that will change our lives and inevitably end our oppression....We realize that the only people who care enough about us to work consistently for our liberation are us. Our politics evolve from a healthy love for ourselves, our sisters and our community which allows us to continue our struggle and work. This focusing upon our own oppression is embodied in the concept of identity politics. We believe that the most profound and potentially most radical politics come directly out of our own identity, as opposed to working to end somebody else's oppression.

— Zillah R. Eisenstein (197, The Combahee River Collective Statement

A woman originated the phrase. This isn't obscure, this is the first thing in the Wikipedia article. It's not like you have to search hard to find out John is an idiot on every subject he addresses.

 

[ZKWNordman]

Brianna has Tweeted about being in therapy. Can you imagine what her analyst must think of her? Do you think she spends the session Wusplaining why any diagnoses save for PTSD because of GamerGate/growing up in Mississippi/being an oppressed woman are wrong?

 

[Water-T]

And I love how he is worried about cutting into the vehicles wiring system.
We all know how that went with the Audi.

Frank *nervous smile*: "Honey, are you sure you want to tinker with the wiring on this one? You know what happened last time, right?"

Wu *snarls*:"Are you fucking mansplaining to me right now? Don't you know who I am?

Frank *smile turns to leer*: "Yeah, I'm the guy who dropped a fuckton of money on a car that you fucked up because you can't admit you don't know shit about cars or electronics. Now STFU, go into the kitchen, and fix me some ugly Blue Apron crap before I decide to dump your ass back at that GameStop in Colorado I found you at....JOHN."

Wu: *meekly*: "yes sir right away sir"

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John's preferred pronouns: I/me/myself

Does this include the assets and music that you stole though? How about the programmers you fired after paying them $1?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Well, I guess that explains where Wu flew off to this week. Off to pick up yet another Porsche. The election is 2 months away and this is how she's spending her time. I wonder if the campaign picked up the bill again?

Here in Britain we had a secretary of transport called John Prescott who earned himself the nickname "3 Jags" in the tabloids because he liked to buy himself luxury cars. It was a minor scandal/topic of gossip. It's not a good look for any politician, especially not one who positions themselves as a friend to the little people. 3 Jags Prescott was spending his own money though which he earned by having a real job. It's even worse that Wu is a kept "woman" spending her sugar daddy's money.

What's going through Frank's mind when he bankrolls all this spending? He can't even drive any of these cars himself. Is he just incapable of ever saying no, or is Wu incredibly manipulative and liable to throw tantrums if he doesn't agree to her every whim?

Remember that time during the Democratic primary between Clinton and Sanders where people were raging over Sanders having the audacity of buying a summer home for 600k while Clinton gave a speech in a 12k jacket like it was nothing? What I'm saying is that criticizing Wu for buying excessive amounts of mid-life crisis twink cars is misogynistic.