Dr. Merkwurdichliebe
Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda
True & Honest Fan
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- Apr 28, 2015
How do you use cinema lenses (cheap ones but still...) and make everything still look like shit.
For starters, I would suggest a profound ignorance of where to focus the lens and how to adjust depth of field.
Nowadays, competent amateurs can achieve near- professional results using legacy lenses from 40-yeat-old -- and older -- 35mm SLRs.
John and Frank buy the latest pricey semi-pro gear and produce crap that looks like it was shot on a cheap cellphone by a fifth-grader having a grand mal seizure.
ETA: And that matte box is sheer delusional pretension, the implication being that this feculent spergery is the work of professional filmmakers. This buffoonish display of arrant affectation makes my slappin' hand real itchy.
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