Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Hey look, Wu got someone to send her a picture that neither her nor Frank are in. Fake it till you make it!


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A big, resounding NO.
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RodgerDodger said:
Oh gods yes. Wu actually killing someone with Campaign Cannon Fire from a moving vehicle would be the perfect finale for this political shitshow.
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So basically we've got this to look forward to:

Brianna is going to be walking her motorcycle along while huge streamers and balloons with campaign slogans flow behind that unto the windshield of the porsche which one of the starving and abused dogs I guess will be driving whilst Frank sits on the back with a bazooka shooting collectible Wuchandise.
And there's still a few weeks left of additions to be made. Will the Godzilla Donald Trump airsuit make a reappearance? After Warren gets ran over, will Wu be able to figure out how to shift the cycle into reverse and hit him twice more?

Damnit PLEASE let this event be recorded and published.
 
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Wu keeps getting lazier and lazier. In addition to not showing up (quelle surprise!), he and Frank didn't even bother to set up staged photos to fool people into thinking they went, like when Frank posed barefoot in their car with a protest sign a few months ago.
 
he obviously didn't leave his house, but it would be easy enough to find out. Just send him an innocuous tweet thanking him for a handshake and selfie at the protest. If he blocks you, then it's confirmed he didn't go. If he is brazen enough to pretend along with your falsehood, then the surgeon didn't do a very thorough job of entirely removing his balls.
 
Not trying to beat a dead horse here but towing a float with a Jeep Wrangler isn’t the best idea. Between the float and occupants you reach that weight limit pretty quick. If it’s a four door you can tow a little more. The reason for the low weight limits has to do with the mounting location for the towing package.
 

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ALL of society's problems stem from the fact that we have not thrown enough money at it.

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And if unelected, John would never frivolously spend campaign donations on toys, fast food, and mobile app microtransactions. Oops.

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This would never have happened in Saudi Arabia.

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A practical pantsuit would not be the worst idea, Bri, but please pay for it out of Frank's pocket.

no no not your frankenpocket jesus christ
 
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