Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Peace and Harmony said:
Oh cool I wasn't aware that attempting to enter into a country illegally was a "misdemeanor".

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Usually it is, unless there are some additional circumstances (repeat offender etc)

That said, people get locked up for crimes considered misdemeanors all the time in the US, and their children don't get put in prison with them.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Oh cool I wasn't aware that attempting to enter into a country illegally was a "misdemeanor".

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Funny how these people don't seem to care about American children being seperated from their parents and tossed into the system or abusive foster homes because their parents are in jail.
It is a huge issue in the black community.
 
In commemoration of Warren's underpaid career (Press F), here's a snippet from "Election Eve" for y'all on outsourcing!
His mood was downbeat. “I’m sorry to have spied on you.” He said apologetically, in broken English. “I am from a good family. I am here in America trying to make money to send home to my family.”

“What’s your name?” Allison asked compassionately. The boy pronounced it, but Allison couldn’t quite get it. Seeratsho, Swerapo?

“I’ll just call you Sweatshop,” decided Allison. “So did Minuete fire you?”

“Yes,” said the nervous Bengalese boy. “I am the first person in my entire village to make it to America. It is hoped that I will be able to make enough money for my village to afford plumbing.”

“What was Minuete paying you, Sweatshop?” asked a sympathetic Allison.

“37 cents a day,” said the nervous child.

“Yeah. It’s a tough economy kid. But you could work for me for say, 35 cents a day,” she offered. “You could help me with carrying the stuff I need to make jungle juice to the hotel.” The kid ran up and hugged her leg, which caught Brea’s attention as she had just recently gotten off the phone.

“Me and my entire village thank you,” said the grateful boy.

“What’s going on?” asked Brea, who then proceeded to freak out on Allison as she began to explain the situation, gross violations of child labor laws and all.

“Oh, come on Brea. Can’t I keep him, please? I promise I’ll feed him and everything! It’s just 35 cents a day!” Brea decided to try using reason on Allison for once. “How many days is it until Ashley gets here?”

“Uhm, that will be on the 9th,” said Allison.

“And is there anything a 15 year old Bangladeshi boy will be able to do for you that Ashley will not if you tell him to?” After a pause, Allison offered “Well, no.”
When once Allison had gotten distracted, Brea gave the Bangladeshi boy her personal accountant’s phone number and promised her she would instruct her to make arrangements for the boy to get a plane ticket home, and phoned ahead to get him a nice clean room at the Radisson, hailed him a cab and gave him a twenty. No reason for this boy to be further afflicted by Minuete’s insanity, all the worse Allison’s brand of it would be.

She also promised to talk to a charity she often contributed heavily to that worked in the boy’s country to make sure her donations were going to the boy’s village so they would get the plumbing they needed. She was hoping all this would be good karma for her date with Michael.
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TRUE and HONEST woman, everybody.

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Is this guy a tranny now or something? wtf

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Peace and Harmony said:
TRUE and HONEST woman, everybody.

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Is this guy a tranny now or something? wtf

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Kids have been screaming outside my house all day and I can't tell if they're having fun or being tortured. I'm incredibly stressed by this but have made no attempt to go over and look. Isn't that hilarious? Just like when I let my sick dog freeze to death in the snow!

Fuck off, Brianna.
 
Furina said:
Kids have been screaming outside my house all day and I can't tell if they're having fun or being tortured. I'm incredibly stressed by this but have made no attempt to go over and look.
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If he goes over to look, the screams will switch to "terrified" and that'll be that.
 
Kosher Dill said:
If he goes over to look, the screams will switch to "terrified" and that'll be that.
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Do you think John is an urban legend in Dedham? The Horrible Stick Woman What Snarls By Night, or something like that? Brianna Wu creepypasta, dig it.
 
Mola Ram said:
Do you think John is an urban legend in Dedham? The Horrible Stick Woman What Snarls By Night, or something like that? Brianna Wu creepypasta, dig it.
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Jesus Christ. Could you imagine being their neighbors? There you are. Living in a normal neighborhood and then all the sudden these goons move in.
 
Mola Ram said:
Do you think John is an urban legend in Dedham? The Horrible Stick Woman What Snarls By Night, or something like that? Brianna Wu creepypasta, dig it.
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I can see her being mistaken as some kind of skinwalker or maybe a witch who abducts little kids.

Don't go near the old Wu house, kids. Legend has it that there's a creature in there, a creature wearing the skin of a woman, that'll eat any stray pet, or child that wanders too close. The creature caught an old Chinese guy once and now he's trapped in there with the monster. You can still here him screaming some nights as the creature forces him to hand over huge sums of cash so it can satiate it's constant desire to be a big-time tech personality on the internet!
 
Peace and Harmony said:
TRUE and HONEST woman, everybody.

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Is this guy a tranny now or something? wtf

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"Next doors kids are being kids and I don't know quite how to handle it".

For someone who is a giant fucking advocate of families, I'm surprised (lol not really) that john can't deal with kids.

My favourite part is "ITS STRESSING ME OUT". I'm wondering if John has reached out to his neighbours? Maybe the kids have mental disabilities such as autism? Can we get Warren back on to explain shit that Wu can't be bothered to do?
 
"Stay away from the Wu house, kids. There's a 7 foot ghoul in a stained dress that will kidnap you and force you to live in a cage with some neglected dogs and a screaming mongoloid midget. Even worse, it will make you listen to stories about the time it was a professional artist, game programmer, tech giant, politician, zookeeper, nuclear physicist, and Nobel Peace Prize winner all in the span of a few short years. BEWARE!!!!!"
 
Furina said:
I can see her being mistaken as some kind of skinwalker or maybe a witch who abducts little kids.

Don't go near the old Wu house, kids. Legend has it that there's a creature in there, a creature wearing the skin of a woman, that'll eat any stray pet, or child that wanders too close. The creature caught an old Chinese guy once and now he's trapped in there with the monster. You can still here him screaming some nights as the creature forces him to hand over huge sums of cash so it can satiate it's constant desire to be a big-time tech personality on the internet!
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This summons memories of To Kill a Mockingbird. But in this case, the kids really should fear . . . wait for it . . . Boo Wu.
 
millais said:
You guys are really having a good time with John's website :hah:

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Somebody sperged out on her pledge page too. ( I hope that doesn't mean they donated money to get something up there...)
I don't think it's Warren, it'll probably be another day or two before he's confident enough to trash her campaign publicly and openly. And he hates the lolcow domain name.

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I really hope she gets a lot of folks visting her page before she finds out about the defacing by reading her thread (because it's unlikely she will ever look at her own page based on her history with it)
 
Dimethyl Ketone said:
Somebody sperged out on her pledge page too. ( I hope that doesn't mean they donated money to get something up there...)
I don't think it's Warren, it'll probably be another day or two before he's confident enough to trash her campaign publicly and openly. And he hates the lolcow domain name.

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I really hope she gets a lot of folks visting her page before she finds out about the defacing by reading her thread (because it's unlikely she will ever look at her own page based on her history with it)
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Honestly if I read that, and I had never heard of Wu before, I would think that message was written by a schizophrenic person.

It would be interesting if Brianna put the pledge and volunteer sections up in order to bait trolls.
 
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David_cadbury said:
Honestly if I read that, and I had never heard of Wu before, I would think that message was written by a schizophrenic person.
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It does seem really forced.. like someone is just discovering Brianna and picked a few bullet points off the frequently linked lolcow page.

It's spreading. Pretty soon this whole Brianna Wu Lolcow Cult will get invaded by normies and then us hipsters "we were doing it before it was cool" will have to look down on them for doing the same shit at a different time.


EDIT: A theory: I don't think it's Warren for reasons stated.. but they do all seem really Warren-centric. Maybe this is the beginning of a false flag by Brianna given the recent happening? Or maybe this is the work of Stee? Someone else? The new mystery "Warren Friend?"

oooo now I'm curious. I hope someone fesses up to it soon! And that it's someone exciting given some set of circumstances when they do.

P.S. Yes I know a few of them were by Kiwis

Ah well, I'm already fairly apathetic to it since even writing that ^.


EDIT2: I just noticed that the link to the lolcow wiki is to a pge called "Brianna_Wuv" (with an extra v at the end). It doesn't even link to a page with suggested results. So close -- yet so far.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Do you think John is an urban legend in Dedham? The Horrible Stick Woman What Snarls By Night, or something like that? Brianna Wu creepypasta, dig it.
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Absolutely. Wu bragged about overhearing some kids saying "it's Brianna Wu!" outside of a grocery store and I'd like that to be true because it means the kids are already telling tales about the pasty pork golem and its oriental familiar.

And someone should sign up "a pantsuit" as a volunteer on his campaign page.
 
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