Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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NielBreenLover96 said:
Seeing John's turtle face in real time is truly puke inducing.

Hopefully in the future, new-age photoshop technology will be available to fix that shit LIVE.
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I think John is beyond Photoshop's ability to salvage. We've seen pics of Brianna that have gone through just about every Photoshop filter imaginable and he still looks like a mutated sea monkey.

EDIT: And Frank is super trigger happy on the deletion button in chat. Someone asked "which one is bri" and Frank deleted it within seconds before realizing that they were asking which character is John playing onscreen. :story:
 
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Wu plays SF like me. I have played it maybe 5 times in my life (not my type of game). It's just random LK, LK, HP. I knew people who were good in fighting games and you could see, even without knowing the ins and outs of what you've been watching, there's strategy in their play. Forethought. Knowledge regarding strong and weak points of your opponents. Ability to escape combos or to force them on your opponents.

If I spend a year and still were that shit I'd neck myself. 30 years? Yeah, right. Maybe owning a copy.

Wu button-mash like your 7 yo sister when your mom told you to "let her play".

Maaaaybe I just figured more than I wanted.
 
I love those little slips. Wu thinks he's at the political level where there are podiums and teleprompters lol.
 
I was about to snark that Frank should have saved a grand or two and forced Brianna to take a driver's ed course but he knows how that will go. Brianna would somehow be attending the class for four years and walk away still being incapable of properly shifting gears.
 
I scrubbed through neural vids to see if he only fought bots, but no just the suddiest of scrubs. But I made a thing containing Wu's policy and thoughts on things like *muffled voices over Cammy shrieking* and how mega-corps have figured out a way of off-shoring jobs.


The crappy intro took most of my time and when I learned that Clint Eastwood passed away I didn't want to go through the effort of making a real ending.
 
John, the only professional blowout you're going to get is when your total votes don't even come to a fraction of a percentage point you stupid piece of shit.

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