Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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The core of the Wu-poodle is that he liked boy things growing up and isn't that just crazy and very feminist because he's actually a woman?

And like everything else in Flynt/Wu Neverland, this childhood love of boy things is a grossly endomorphic lie. His loathsome parents doubtless tortured him by giving him G.I. Joe, cowboy outfits and model trains, but their embarrassingly effeminate son certainly didn't like those gifts. His positive lust for boys' things is, of course, another matter entirely.
 
John, are you perhaps saying that you would like to...make America great again?

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I wonder what exactly Wu thinks is in space that's worth mining? Because we're so short on nickel and iron on this little planet of ours.

Whatever it is they mined in StarCraft to make Battlecruisers because that's exactly how real life works you fucking knuckle-dragging Luddite.
 
I wonder what exactly Wu thinks is in space that's worth mining? Because we're so short on nickel and iron on this little planet of ours.

Moon Rocks! Whoever controls Moon Rocks controls the universe!
 
I wonder what exactly Wu thinks is in space that's worth mining? Because we're so short on nickel and iron on this little planet of ours.

It's not as crazy as you think. Precious metals are much more easily accessible in asteroids than on Earth because on Earth, their weight combined with gravity causes them to sink deeper and deeper over the course of millions of years. An asteroid doesn't have the gravity to cause them to sink. I remember hearing about an asteroid with about 90 million tons of platinum passing by the Earth not too long ago.
 
John, are you perhaps saying that you would like to...make America great again?

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So he wants to invest bazillions of public tax dollars building an infrastructure for something that won’t be profitable for decades and will then be taken over for the private benefit of corporate interests.
 
So he wants to invest bazillions of public tax dollars building an infrastructure for something that won’t be profitable for decades and will then be taken over for the private benefit of corporate interests.

It won't be profitable ever, not without fundamentally rewriting the laws of physics and economics. Even if you found a solid gold asteroid floating out in the asteroid belt. It just costs too much to ship anything in to space in order to gather it. It would take more than 100 years to even get it back to earth, then you somehow have to disassemble it in a controlled manner and feed the bits back in to earth's atmosphere in some way so they can be collected.

It's a crazy thing to even think about trying to do. You couldn't do it with chemical explosives because of the sheer cost of shipping them in to space. Presumably you'd have to create some sort of self-sustaining robotic colony that could self-repair, produce all its own power and be able to take apart an asteroid with the robotic equivalent of pick and shovel.
 
So he wants to invest bazillions of public tax dollars building an infrastructure for something that won’t be profitable for decades and will then be taken over for the private benefit of corporate interests.
Sure, why not? It's not like it's his money.

Plus, what's more important - having a viable economic plan or continuing to present himself as the Queen of All Technology?
 
You guys might scoff, but Wu knows what he's doing. He read about space mining in a Heinlein book, so it's totally doable!
 
Sure, why not? It's not like it's his money.

Plus, what's more important - having a viable economic plan or continuing to present himself as the Queen of All Technology?
That’s a really good point. John excels at making terrible business decisions because he has zero risk. It’s always other people’s money he’s spending.
 
It's not as crazy as you think. Precious metals are much more easily accessible in asteroids than on Earth because on Earth, their weight combined with gravity causes them to sink deeper and deeper over the course of millions of years. An asteroid doesn't have the gravity to cause them to sink. I remember hearing about an asteroid with about 90 million tons of platinum passing by the Earth not too long ago.

Sounds "easily accessible" if you wave away all the costs associated with getting to them and finding a way to get them back, sure.

otherwise it suddenly becomes forehead slappingly expensive, at least with anything like current propulsion technology.

But I'm sure it's easier if you just say "Haven't you idiots ever read Heinlein??" and forget about the real world costs.
 
Yes, there is theoretically valuable shit in space. No, it is not more cost effective than the expense of mining here, and until it is, this will remain another one of Brianna's "I wish for Firefly, but IN REAL LIFE!" ideas. Nobody is going to throw billions of dollars at a literal moonshot with that many variables and risks.
To be clear, mining here on earth is a dangerous task that kills people all the time, and we live here. We have hospitals and emergency services and have been mining here for millenia, and people still die doing it.
Now try doing that, but out in the cold vacuum of space a million miles from home with the caveat that if you don't bring back a literal mountain of precious metals, you won't even break even from getting out there.

What interests me more is her promise to support "robotics". Robotics in what sense? Is she promising to support automation and the continued death of American industrial jobs? In a blue collar steel workers district? Has she been hitting the pipe?
Were I a District 8 resident, I'd be demanding to know what exactly she's promising by offering money for "robotics", because if it isn't some "let's build real life gundams" nonsense, then it's the same process that killed much of the American middle class in districts exactly like the one she's trying to represent.
 
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Were I a District 8 resident, I'd be demanding to know what exactly she's promising by offering money for "robotics", because if it isn't some "let's build real life gundams" nonsense, then it's the same process that killed much of the American middle class in districts exactly like the one she's trying to represent.

"As your Congress-wu-man, if elected, I will spend your tax money to make you unemployed and replace your job with a robot."
 
lol @ space mining... the cost of sending mining equipment into space... the time it takes to intercept an asteroid (years)... the risks involved... this is moon rocks level stupid.

John must think that telling lies about being a shuttle commander at Space Camp in 8th grade makes him an aerospace engineering authority... "As a Space Camp Shuttle Commander..."

It's likely that John did go to Space Camp as a lad and just decided to lie about being chosen as Shuttle Commander. He probably screamed at the camp counselors and called them sand niggers and fat dykes for making him part of the mission control team instead of a member of the shuttle crew.
 
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