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That’s what I want from a candidate, a snarling buffoon that acts childish and petty on twitter.
John/ Brianna Wu is the uneducated liberal version of Trump.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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John/ Brianna Wu is the uneducated liberal version of Trump.
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Don't forget unsuccessful.
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John just namedrops computer shit hoping it'll make him look like an engineer. I don't know how well it works with dumbasses, but to anyone with even very basic knowledge of computers (or anything, really) it only parades his ignorance. Let me say that I don't remember the last time John said something right about cybersecurity, engineering or science-related in general. It's either bullshit showing a level of knowledge below first-second year engineering students, or straight up quoting Wikipedia articles but without getting the context in which these things apply.
The only reason people aren't tearing John's "technical speech" a new asshole is because John understood he was a dumbass with 0 knowledge and keeps the technical talk as minimal and general as possible. Saying "As a software engineer, I know encryption is... good" is basically John's only alternative to "STOP MANSPLAINING TO ME" after people call him out for his bullshit. Even with this, John will sometimes manage to make mistakes that show he's not and has never been an engineer or anything close to it. That's how incompetent he is.
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To be clear: John is NOT renting. Frank is renting.
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I'm sure these statements polled really well with your constituents, John.
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If John is a trophy bride, what horrible contest did Frank lose so badly to earn such a door prize?
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John so badly wants to brag about the new Porsche on twitter.
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Yeah because auto enthusiasts of decent means that enjoy manual transmissions are a market manufacturers will be sure to abandon. Also looking forward to the “this aged well” tweet from someone gassing up in 2028.
Also, “combustible engines.” Revising my Porsche obituary to include “throttle body blown 50 feet through rear windshield.”
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Of course now that you're here, you know the right way to run a political campaign is to raise all your money in California, so it doesn't matter where the money in District 8 is.
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If only there were people with the skills, knowledge, and desire to work on cars. They could 'restore', for lack of a better term, cars from years gone by and maintain current care for future use. I knew a guy named John Walker Flynt who was pretty handy with socket wrench. He did a lot of work on a classic Audi TT.
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Actually, that black dress that he always wears was a whopping $350 if I remember correctly... someone found it and cited it a few pages back. The fact that if maybe she were willing to spend $2 at a drycleaner to make it NOT look like it was fished out of the dumpster behind Goodwill is a whole 'nother matter. It's not something new, she already paid for a fancy conservative work dress, why pay for it again piecemeal? Devaluation and degredation are not even buried deep in the reference manual for Wu's radar... it's a completely nonexistant topic.
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Having been developing real software even back in '98, I read this and all I can think is...... What?
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Oh look. He's trying to counter the previous thread topic of "John doesn't understand how deprecation works, especially with a vehicle." Too bad your point is totally stupid, and maybe at best it'll have a high used-car value (meaning maybe you get $3000 for it in 10 years if you manage not to wreck it). I do commend you trying to justify your indulgances, John. It at least shows subliminal awareness that what you're doing and what you're saying is ridiculous. Enough so that you'll try to fill in the logic that others must have "missed."
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Wasn't me who found it, but it was this:
https://mmlafleur.com/shop/sarah-dress-black
And it's even machine-washable, so there's no excuse.
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Count on John to make a $200 dress look like $20.
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Right, $200 for that + $80 for the belt https://mmlafleur.com/shop/bridle-belt-natural-oak = $280, so not quite $350... but if you add in the hooker boots at a conservative $150, it's actually more like a $430 outfit. I honestly could probably spend $30 at goodwill and set John up with 4 or 5 outfits to make him as unoffensive as possible.. which believe me, probably wouldn't be much different than the best today, but would at least be priced to match and CLEAN.
You'd be amazed what a little bit of creative shopping and makeup could do. John, if you're reading this, PLEASE go to the closest drag bar and make a friend who can show you the ropes of working with what you've got. I've seen transformations from a 2 guy to an 8 "woman* with boy parts." Specifically in your case, you want to really try to cut down on all the snarling and draw attention away from the face, maybe with a busy top and headpiece.
At the very least if you're too deluded into your "transformation" that you can't take tips from people who actually are pulling it off, get a second outfit so that you can ever wash the first? Please? For the children.
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Sad ad on neo-craigslist in 2037 after Frank's death:
For sale: Highly custom 2017 Porsche Cayman, manual, driven less than 3000 miles, heavy wear and severe grease stains on drivers side leather interior, some electrical issues. Asking price: 21,800,000 dollars.
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After President Wu's "Just Print More Money" initiative, that's only enough to buy a can of Soylent.
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"NO HAGGLE"
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Has anyone on the Porsche forum asked John why he parks his car at his cleaners house?`
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You forgot the biggest price drive: Driven by a historical figure in the Gamergate Wars of 2015.
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Donald Trump built himself a business empire which led to him becoming the leader of the most powerful nation in the world. John Flynt built himself an artificial vagina which led to him becoming the sugar baby of a screaming autistic Chinaman.