Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Apteryx Owenii]

HOW DO I FEC

...these two things have precisely nothing to do with each other, which Wu could have easily surmised by reading the linked article. Maybe if somebody pointed to a podcast with the same info, but I suppose Wu might still try to make it about himself anyway.

 

[multiverse]

"I'd like to thank the illegal alien temp workers from Ballot Access Management, without whose top ramen fuelled efforts I would no longer be able to pretend to be running for office."

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What the fuck. Didn't Warren have only 600 signatures like a week ago?

 

[smackpops]

What the fuck. Didn't Warren have only 600 signatures like a week ago?

Wu hired some pro signature gathering team.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

"I'd like to thank the illegal alien temp workers from Ballot Access Management, without whose top ramen fuelled efforts I would no longer be able to pretend to be running for office."

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“I just barely managed to make it at the last minute after paying someone to do it for me! Aren’t I just so cool and badass?”

 

[multiverse]

Wu hired some pro signature gathering team.

I gathered that, I'm just surprised it's actually happening and not just something Brianna made up. How long til the signatures are validated?

 

[smackpops]

I'm not sure if sigs are ever validated unless other guy contests it or something .

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

This just randomly popped up on my feed.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

We already have the book, John. At 1,656 pages, it's starting to put The Gulag Archipelago to shame.

 

[Norvic]

I think a better title for Wu's political memoirs would be "A potbelly sandwich for the apocalypse."
Seriously though, fuck off Wu. Nobody is asking you to write about your experiences of sitting at home doing nothing while collecting donations from rubes.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Nobody is asking you to write about your experiences of sitting at home doing nothing while collecting donations from rubes.

Well, I am. It'll be the biggest literary event since "Election Eve"!

 

[Francis York Morgan]

We already have the book, John. At 1,656 pages, it's starting to put The Gulag Archipelago to shame.

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Proposed book title and cover:

 

[Water-T]

LOL. Frank's trying so hard to cape for his ghoul mistress, and the best he can do is act like some kind of sci-fi snob.

"Well...uh...I bet you never read Heinlein!", as if it somehow has anything to do with Wu's pants-on-head re/tardation.

His blood type has to be soy.

Wheaton is such a soyboy, he pees miso soup and shits tofu.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Okay, what about the people who actually live in your district?

 

[An Ghost]

"I'd like to thank the illegal alien temp workers from Ballot Access Management, without whose top ramen fuelled efforts I would no longer be able to pretend to be running for office."

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I dunno about everybody else but I am excited the sitcom that is Brianna’s life got another season. The show must go on.

“I just barely managed to make it at the last minute after paying someone to do it for me! Aren’t I just so cool and badass?”

Brianna “woman of the people” “I have a plan for tech in Congress” Wu threw other people’s money at the problem while putting some in his own pocket. Corruption, illiteracy, no accountability for his own actions. Brianna really was born to be a politician.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

"I'd like to thank the illegal alien temp workers from Ballot Access Management, without whose top ramen fuelled efforts I would no longer be able to pretend to be running for office."

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Don't get so smug, Wu. There's more that needs to be done besides gloating over achieving 3000 signatures. Meanwhile Stephen Lynch has how many signatures?

 

[Cubanodun]

Okay, what about the people who actually live in your district?

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yeah John, Marijuana is such a important issue that should be addressed immediately people are dying out there because is being denied to the people!!!

Would be funny that all of this crap is just because he want to get legally high with weed instead of Ambien

 

[Flopwop]

"I'd like to thank the illegal alien temp workers from Ballot Access Management, without whose top ramen fuelled efforts I would no longer be able to pretend to be running for office."

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It’s tweets like this that perfectly embody Wu - celebrating that the absolute bare minimum was accomplished, and it was only accomplished by spending thousands of dollars of someone else’s money.

Even though Christopher Voehl is a nobody who also has zero chance of winning, at least he achieved this months ago and only spent $9,000 (and probably less than a weeks worth of his time).

Meanwhile, it took the Wu’s a cool $47,231 to finally achieve 2,000 signatures last minute.

It’s a shame Wu never realized websites exist that let you pay someone to write your college papers for you. She coulda passed with flying colors.

 

[jace821]

I'm bummed we have to wait until September 4th for Bri to get politically pantsed.

 

[Cosmos]

I'm bummed we have to wait until September 4th for Bri to get politically pantsed.

Oh, God, I can't tell you how excited I am to see Brianna's Twitter meltdown on election day. She honestly seems to have deluded herself into thinking she has a real chance at winning when we all know she'll probably get like 1% of the vote, if that.

 

[Rekkington]

I'm bummed we have to wait until September 4th for Bri to get politically pantsed.

I would love to see how far he gets with dopes. I mean his entire platform appears to be broad, groundbreaking changes at the federal level like free university and universal healthcare. As far as I can tell he hasn't given any indication he cares about his district, constituents, or immediate fixes to regional problems that are easier to accomplish.