lol "radically invest in diplomacy and embassies" what does this even mean you snarling hobgoblin
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Yeah, because that worked out
real well in Vietnam, where the people generally ended up not wanting our aid, they wanted us to just
leave them the fuck alone.
Or, you know, currently Russia and North Korea, the former being led by a guy who basically has a hard on for being an absolute ass to every other country on the planet like it's the Cold War all over again, the latter being led by a coddled dictator in a wildly unstable climate who very likely has nuclear ICBMs now and spends more time worrying about pissing China off more than what the US thinks.
I think he's blurring the lines between reality and popular strategy sim Civilization 5, any why be surprised? There's almost nothing but video game trivia and power fantasies lodged between the dust bunnies and tumbleweeds in his noggin'. That's probably why so much of his political output references video games and his daydreams of being a politician is basically all about dropping sick burns by referencing video games or sci-fi.
Knowing Flu? If they have any Civ games, they abuse the fuck out of cheats. Flu isn't just a bad video game player, they simply seem completely oblivious to anything that requires higher level thinking beyond that of an elementary student. Anything actually
challenging is a problem to be screamed at, then dealt with by throwing Frank or expendable temp employees at (Rev. 60, this campaign shitshow), ignored (botched Audi TT "upgrades" and a lemon of a Porsche, in favor of
another Porsche which will inevitably be fucked up), cheated (every video game they've ever played), or tried to be spun into Flu's favor (leaving a dog to die five feet away while screeching on twitter, then blaming goobergrape for the dog dying).
If anything, in that sense Flu does actually manage to do something very stereotypical of a "woman" from such a background as theirs - they're worthless and unfathomably high maintenance to the point of poisoning literally everything around them, while having absolutely NO concept of the value of money.
Or for that matter, no concept of how to be happy, either. Flu changes "professions" like people change clothes, trying to go for trendy shit or positions that would allow them to sopabox their awful opinions. Tries to find joy in buying the most advanced commercial tech there is...constantly. Owns ALL the game systems there are. But all they end up doing is trying to sound smart on twitter and failing miserably.
It would be phenomenal if we could get an interview with one of Flu's siblings and ask what the home life of this psycho was like.
Kiwi investigation team reporting in.
Wu has hired a signature company and is paying $2 a signature.
When asked why people should vote for her I heard "she's good with tech and fights nazis."
Is that even legal? Then again, leave it to Flu to find a way to throw money at a problem no matter what the problem actually is.
And they lie while they're at it, too - we've seen Flu fight Nazis. They absolutely suck at Wolfenstien's
tutorial.