Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Norvic]

Yeech. This week's Blue Apron is more revolting looking than normal.

How about we burn the shit out of some salmon fillets, serve on a bed of boiled rice and raw carrot and garnish it with a thick layer of what I can only assume is mud and carbon black?

Obligatory Frank screaming in suppressed terror as BriBri forces him to eat this mess.

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[Kroster]

When are the next round of campaign finance reports due? They're my favorite part of this campaign.

 

[Norvic]

When are the next round of campaign finance reports due? They're my favorite part of this campaign.

About a month from today. It'll be interesting to see if Frank has loaned to committee money to continue to pay for the little office Wu never goes to.

 

[NotoriousD]

Yeech. This week's Blue Apron is more revolting looking than normal.

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How about we burn the shit out of some salmon fillets, serve on a bed of boiled rice and raw carrot and garnish it with a thick layer of what I can only assume is mud and carbon black?

Obligatory Frank screaming in suppressed terror as BriBri forces him to eat this mess.

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I haven't exactly eaten desirable looking meals before, but every blue apron meal I've witnessed posted here prepared by them looks like it was unappetizing BEFORE they tried to cook it half-assed and without reading instructions. Yeesh. About the worst things I've ever eaten are either slighty-to-decently burnt/overcooked stuff like steak, beef, and occasionally stuff like slightly burnt garlic toast, or ready to eat meals that you microwave and ding, done, and still come out looking sexier than this slop.

As a food lover I cannot properly express how appalled this stuff makes me.

 

[GethN7]

Yeech. This week's Blue Apron is more revolting looking than normal.

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How about we burn the shit out of some salmon fillets, serve on a bed of boiled rice and raw carrot and garnish it with a thick layer of what I can only assume is mud and carbon black?

Obligatory Frank screaming in suppressed terror as BriBri forces him to eat this mess.

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As someone who has prepared salmon fillets, the cringe is off the charts. The burnt black stuff is likely caked on seasonings that burned into the meat, and it looks like huge burnt globs of seasoned salt and other spices were just caked onto the fillets and left to burn onto them, and not only does that draw a lot of the flavor out of the food, eating that could give you salt poisoning.

 

[Mola Ram]

As someone who has prepared salmon fillets, the cringe is off the charts. The burnt black stuff is likely caked on seasonings that burned into the meat, and it looks like huge burnt globs of seasoned salt and other spices were just caked onto the fillets and left to burn onto them, and not only does that draw a lot of the flavor out of the food, eating that could give you salt poisoning.

Salt poisoning seems fairly common for people featured on the Farms.

 

[Kosher Dill]

When are the next round of campaign finance reports due? They're my favorite part of this campaign.

I don't think there's any more good stuff coming down the line, unless Frank goes back to auto-doxing his donors.
On expenditures, it'll be just the office rent, NGP VAN, website fees, Warren's salary, and a line or two about Potbelly and Uber.

The one wild card here will be if they hired some fantastically expensive web technician to fix the minor glitch that was keeping their site down.

 

[Eli Whitney]

I haven't exactly eaten desirable looking meals before, but every blue apron meal I've witnessed posted here prepared by them looks like it was unappetizing BEFORE they tried to cook it half-assed and without reading instructions. Yeesh. About the worst things I've ever eaten are either slighty-to-decently burnt/overcooked stuff like steak, beef, and occasionally stuff like slightly burnt garlic toast, or ready to eat meals that you microwave and ding, done, and still come out looking sexier than this slop.

As a food lover I cannot properly express how appalled this stuff makes me.

Similar to his strategy for mobile games, Blue Apron is John's "pay-to-win" strategy for posing as a homemaker. While he likes to paint the social media picture of being a good wifey, in reality he is literally using Frank's money to pay some unsavory, probable ex-con, working in a refrigerated facility in New Jersey to do his meal planning, grocery shopping, prep work, and to box it up, and airlift it to him. All of this, of course, just to avoid a little housework.

My understanding is that Blue Apron is pretty hit-or-miss. I've seen a few people in my building use it, and when I ask them, thats generally the opinion I get. I could maybe see the appeal of Blue Apron if you are a hyper-busy single person who doesn't have time to do the prep for some of these things, but still, I imagine even then you soon figure out how easy it is to do it yourself much cheaper, with fresher ingredients and with comparative convenience, especially when most major cities now have same or next day grocery delivery from Amazon.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

View attachment 400604 Jesus she wears this dress daily and it doesn’t even fit her anymore. Imagine the odor.

He looks like Gargamel, like a freakishly tall Gargamel.

Yeech. This week's Blue Apron is more revolting looking than normal.

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How about we burn the shit out of some salmon fillets, serve on a bed of boiled rice and raw carrot and garnish it with a thick layer of what I can only assume is mud and carbon black?

Obligatory Frank screaming in suppressed terror as BriBri forces him to eat this mess.

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I threw up stuff that looked more edible than that.

 

[GabeRegan]

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Bless you, Warren Lynch. You make this campaign possibly the funniest ongoing piece of performance art of the decade.
I love the contrast of Brianna's attempt to project an image as serious political candidate and Warren's revelations that the campaign is a bumbling disaster.

Are we sure Warren isn't some elaborate performance troll that's managed to get in with the Wus?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Are we sure Warren isn't some elaborate performance troll that's managed to get in with the Wus?

No one's sure where he came from. Who's his muddah? Who's his faddah?

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Yeech. This week's Blue Apron is more revolting looking than normal.

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How about we burn the shit out of some salmon fillets, serve on a bed of boiled rice and raw carrot and garnish it with a thick layer of what I can only assume is mud and carbon black?

Obligatory Frank screaming in suppressed terror as BriBri forces him to eat this mess.

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Here's something Frank would really eat.

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[David_cadbury]

No one's sure where he came from. Who's his muddah? Who's his faddah?

The fact that this made me laugh is a telltale sign that I spend too much time on here.

Here's something Frank would really eat.

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Jeez, Frank can't even eat dicks tip first like a normal person!

 

[Florence]

From the CON Trello leaks:

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I love how the photographer made it crystal clear that Goliath John reaches like 80% of the way to the ceiling.

And taller than the door frames.

Scene from Wu announcing his arrival to the poor old women:

 

[Judge Holden]

And taller than the door frames.

Scene from Wu announcing his arrival to the poor old women:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand It Follows just became a thousand times scarier now that the image of an 8 foot tall brianna wu slowly hunting me down, forcibly mounting me, and fucking me to death has been seared into my mind

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

And taller than the door frames.

Scene from Wu announcing his arrival to the poor old women:

Now imagine a Five Nights at Freddy's fan made game about Brianna Wu.

 

[smackpops]

Now imagine a Five Nights at Freddy's fan made game about Brianna Wu.

thought they already made a slenderman game?

 

[The Colonel]

Each robot is just a different Wu face.

 

[Hellfire]