Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Peace and Harmony said:
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Translation: It'll be some guy with an iPhone 5 with a cracked screen. Those "Emmy" awards were for the "Amatuer Porn Emmys" - Best Sound Editing on "Cum Hungry Asian Sluts 6" and Best Cinematography on "Hairy Horny Housewives 21"
 
Peace and Harmony said:
You are so fucking gross.

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I swear to god I don't know why but I get the feeling that Wu eats dogs and other small animals alive. Like I always imagine her chasing her dogs through the house on all fours and snatching them up in her snarling maw. I think it's mostly the fact that she looks and acts like some Giger-esque humanoid alien predator.
 
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A Vietnam vet volunteering for the Wu campaign? How do we know this isn't just some shell-shocked, drunken homeless vet Warren dragged in from his stoop with the promise of a warm meal?

Perhaps they will do a gun stripping contest for a campaign fundraiser.
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Say what you want about the guy, he's got a sort of mindless optimism to him. They collected 107 signatures in the first month, so of course they can get more than 2000 more in the next two months!

It's not like I want Brianna to win or anything, but when you see something being done so badly there's a certain frustration to it that really makes you want to barge in and take over the job. It's almost unbelievable that Brianna squandered a whole year when she should have been planning for this. It's unbelievable that she spent all her campaign funds on airfare to go to alfconf and pick up her porsche from Virginia when Frank easily had the money for those things and all she had to do was ask. Even now she can't be bothered to decide what it is she stands for and get her website sorted and print some handouts for people they're contacting.

So I guess this is the last full quarter of politician Wu's career. It's a shame we'll never get to the good bit where Wu gets crucified on her phony past, but really I don't think it could have ended any other way.
 
"I vow to get money out of politics"



Christ knows how grueling it is to wake up at the crack of dawn and limber up for the yeoman's work of playing Candy Crush and screeching on Twitter all day.
 
Norvic said:
Say what you want about the guy, he's got a sort of mindless optimism to him. They collected 107 signatures in the first month, so of course they can get more than 2000 more in the next two months!

It's not like I want Brianna to win or anything, but when you see something being done so badly there's a certain frustration to it that really makes you want to barge in and take over the job. It's almost unbelievable that Brianna squandered a whole year when she should have been planning for this. It's unbelievable that she spent all her campaign funds on airfare to go to alfconf and pick up her porsche from Virginia when Frank easily had the money for those things and all she had to do was ask. Even now she can't be bothered to decide what it is she stands for and get her website sorted and print some handouts for people they're contacting.

So I guess this is the last full quarter of politician Wu's career. It's a shame we'll never get to the good bit where Wu gets crucified on her phony past, but really I don't think it could have ended any other way.
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Warren is clearly being set up as the fall guy when wu doesn’t get enough signatures to be on the ballot.
 
They opened up a peloton store in my local mall. The bikes look slick but they’re $2k or $100/month if you finance and you have a monthly subscription fee for the classes and leaderboards. Of course anything high priced with competitive options, John will go for it.

Gotta spend all of Frank’s money somehow.
 
So who will be the first to find her One Peloton account? You can search for them and, without following/friending, see their ride history.

At this point there is NO option to hide your profile.

Edit: Or could it be this easy? When did Wu get the Peloton again? https://www.onepeloton.com/profile/Brianna_Wu
 

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Shenmue3 said:
Edit: Or could it be this easy? When did Wu get the Peloton again? https://www.onepeloton.com/profile/Brianna_Wu
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Pretty sure that's her, nice find.

So when she was too sick to go the caucus, she was apparently feeling well enough to take a couple of spins on her overpriced exercise bike. And that shit is 39 dollars a month??? Does Wu ever tire of spending all of Frank's money on pointless shit. You could buy a better bike for much less money, and spend the excess on a whole shelf full of DVDs to watch while you ride it.
 
Shenmue3 said:
So who will be the first to find her One Peloton account? You can search for them and, without following/friending, see their ride history.

At this point there is NO option to hide your profile.

Edit: Or could it be this easy? When did Wu get the Peloton again? https://www.onepeloton.com/profile/Brianna_Wu
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That is absolutely pathetic for $2,000 and $40 a month.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
They opened up a peloton store in my local mall. The bikes look slick but they’re $2k or $100/month if you finance and you have a monthly subscription fee for the classes and leaderboards. Of course anything high priced with competitive options, John will go for it.

Gotta spend all of Frank’s money somehow.
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They could give their basement-dwelling dogs a treadmill for a change.
 
Shenmue3 said:
Edit: Or could it be this easy? When did Wu get the Peloton again? https://www.onepeloton.com/profile/Brianna_Wu
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If there were a way to convert narcissism into usable energy, it would fuck cold fusion right in the pussy. What the fuck is the point of this stupid shit? Just ride your fucking bike.

On-topic: John will give this up after a week because he is a fat fuck but will continue paying the subscription fee anyway while Natalie is forced to spend her after-work hours selling used cigarettes she finds on the street.
 
Used it 3 times, then didn't touch it for 2 weeks. By April it will be permanently collecting dust.

MONEY WELL SPENT.
 
By the way, just because Wu checked into a 20/45 minute ride does not necessarily mean that they are all completed rides. Here's an example where the ride only lasted 2 minutes.
 

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If he’s not using it much it means he doesn’t have the ability to crack the top 10 on the leaderboards which means no bragging rights. Literally the only reason he bought it.

Reminder, he routinely lies about running several miles every morning too.
 
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