Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Trump did more than stumble into it. He played the game correctly in every way Clinton did not. He let the outrage machine run full tilt 24/7 on a bunch of nothing, giving him free publicity since they couldn't shut the fuck up and ran shit like"Is it racist for Trump to order General Tso's Chicken?". They'd cried wolf so many times no one who wasn't already voting Clinton gave a shit when they got stuff like the Pussy Grabbing Tape that might have been able to hurt his numbers. He also knew exactly how to play the EC game too; he didn't even bother with California and put minimal time in solid-red states, focusing on swing states he felt he could turn. And it worked.
The fact Clinton ran such an incredibly awful and tone-deaf campaign was just a bonus.

Russia "meddling in our elections" is nothing new. Ted Kennedy straight up begged the Soviets for help against Regan in the 80s. The US does the exact same shit in Russia, and other countries as well. And its not just Russia who does it. China, Saudi Arabia, etc.
Russia put their infowarriors behind Trump for two reasons. First, he was a disruptive outsider, and an off-balance US is in Russia's best interest. Second, Clinton was likely to continue & ramp-up US involvement in Syria, while taking a hard line on Asad's ouster; Trump was more likely to scale down or stop involvement, and probably would easier to convince to allow Asad to remain Syria's head of state.

John Walker Flynt-Wu wouldn't know anything about running a campaign, since his idea of gathering votes is "Vote for me or you're a bad ally!"

Heck WuWu seems tailor made for Russian support. It would certainly explain why anybody would give Johnny donation money. But not much. Not even the Russians would waste that much money on Wu. They’re not Johnny’s parents.
 
If Fox News thought he had a shot, I think they'd be fools not to back him. If he won, I guarantee they'd make him the face of the Democratic Party for the next two years. And John would stop on that rake over and over. If anyone asked him to stop, he'd rant about silencing women. It would be delicious.
 
For the sake of LOLs I'd love it if the Russians/Reps stepped in and funded Brianna's signatures, because there's almost no chance Warren, Brianna and Frank are getting them.

But for the sake of Stephen Lynch I hope she doesn't get any help and Brianna's ridiculous scampaign ends at the first hurdle. Lynch seems like an honest politician doing the best he can and the last thing he needs is having to deal with this fucking psycho.

I think we all know Brianna's just doing this to get the Congressional Candidate entry on her CV and wikipedia. But even Brianna would struggle to include the campaign if she couldn't even raise 2k signatures to get on the primary. Giant Spacekat was just as much of a failure as this campaign has been, but the fact she was just blowing Frank's money is virtually unknown apart from us.
 
Genuinely good news: the whole family is nuts. Also, Warren and Stephen aren't cousins.

From: https://www.facebook.com/pixyled/posts/10160032123635494?pnref=story


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Seems like a perfect time to cut Warren loose and claim it's because he harassed a politician but it's really because he isn't the cousin of the elected enemy. What a wonderful farce.
 
Seems like a perfect time to cut Warren loose and claim it's because he harassed a politician but it's really because he isn't the cousin of the elected enemy. What a wonderful farce.

Sure, if you're not batshit insane. But then you wouldn't have hired Lynch in the first place.
 
Sure, if you're not batshit insane. But then you wouldn't have hired Lynch in the first place.

Frank's got a job, he can't get the signatures. The dogs agreed to get the signatures, but Brianna knew they were lying and would escape at the first chance they got. Brianna's too fucking lazy and has important tweets to send, so she can't get them.

So they have one option, a crazy person why pretends to be a cousin of Brianna's opponent. He's willing to accept Brianna's standard $0.25 an hour wage and just the fact he's got the same name as Stephen lends the intrigue to voters about just how awful Stephen Lynch must be if even his family campaign against him.

Of course Warren shitting the bed like he is right now is bad for Wu, but that will soon be rectified by telling him to DFE and then pretending it never even existed. And an even worse case scenario is that Brianna and Frank take Warren's BS story to the media and make this a news item. No media organisation should take Brianna's side over this, but it's never stopped them in the last few years.
 
They'd cried wolf so many times no one who wasn't already voting Clinton gave a shit when they got stuff like the Pussy Grabbing Tape that might have been able to hurt his numbers.

This is what happens when you do nothing but REEEEEEE incessantly about nothing. People just tune out. This is easily how Trump could win again.

There's a good reason for sayings like "don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes" and "keep your powder dry."

Frank's got a job, he can't get the signatures.

Neither can a completely crazy lunatic who is probably going to have the cops called on him by someone who assumes he's a serial killer or something.

Tell me if you saw this nutjob knocking on your door that you'd not arm yourself before answering.
 
Tell me if you didn't see this nutjob knocking on your door that you'd arm yourself before answering.

Are we talking about the same Warren Lynch? Because the one I've been looking at looks like he'd struggle to beat a little girl.

If you immediately think of arming yourself if you saw Lynch, you must be one of the biggest faggots in the world.
 
I like that he took his aunt's crazy story about "who knows who the crazy Lynch's are related to, they're a bunch of fratricidal drunks who lost track of each other" as "we're totally 5th cousins."

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John, I'm no more of a fan of the Zucc than you are, but you have no idea what you're fucking talking about.

Our modern libel laws are actually a huge COUNTER reaction to early attempts to squelch public criticism of the government, specifically with unconstitutional legislation like the Alien and Sedition Acts.

Modern libel law is typified by cases like New York Times v. Sullivan which make it virtually impossible for public figures to sue successfully for libel, largely because of pieces of shit like John Walker Flynt himself.
 
There’s so much hilarity on the Facebook post, it’s not even worth getting screen caps. You just have to read it.

There’s a gem about how the congressman made Warren cry about his deceased mother. What did he do exactly? He asked Warren who his parents are so that he could figure out who this insane gangly pothead yelling “COUSIN!” at him actually is. That’s it. He asked “who’s your father? Who’s your mother?” And then Warren wept uncontrollably and called Lynch a murderer.

It’s probably 90% made up, but why would anyone fabricate those pathetic details?
 
That's an easy one, just tell her that her parents need to pay for the whole thing but that she should drop out without a degree a decade later.

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Yeah, nothing says future employment and debt free life like going $100k into debt for a degree in game art from Ringling college. It has a strict standards of an acceptance rate of 85%.
 
Frank's got a job, he can't get the signatures. The dogs agreed to get the signatures, but Brianna knew they were lying and would escape at the first chance they got. Brianna's too fucking lazy and has important tweets to send, so she can't get them.

So they have one option, a crazy person why pretends to be a cousin of Brianna's opponent. He's willing to accept Brianna's standard $0.25 an hour wage and just the fact he's got the same name as Stephen lends the intrigue to voters about just how awful Stephen Lynch must be if even his family campaign against him.

Of course Warren shitting the bed like he is right now is bad for Wu, but that will soon be rectified by telling him to DFE and then pretending it never even existed. And an even worse case scenario is that Brianna and Frank take Warren's BS story to the media and make this a news item. No media organisation should take Brianna's side over this, but it's never stopped them in the last few years.

Bad for Wu? Let's not get to full of ourselves. We are pretty much the only people who are even aware of Wu's campaign or are paying attention to it. Heck the only reason her opponent might even know of it or being paying attention is you tend to pay attention when a trio of obvious mentally deranged psychotics are stalking you and your family. If through some miracle of fraud Wu manages to get on the Primary ballot Wu will get 1 vote. Warren's. Frank will quietly vote for the incumbent and Brianna will be too damn lazy to make it to the polling place on election day.
 
Heck the only reason her opponent might even know of it or being paying attention is you tend to pay attention when a trio of obvious mentally deranged psychotics are stalking you and your family.

I was assuming Lynch was just going to ignore John's "campaign" entirely. Now I think he's probably hiring Gavin de Becker or something to figure out whether these crazies actually represent a physical threat to him.
 
There’s so much hilarity on the Facebook post, it’s not even worth getting screen caps. You just have to read it.

There’s a gem about how the congressman made Warren cry about his deceased mother. What did he do exactly? He asked Warren who his parents are so that he could figure out who this insane gangly pothead yelling “COUSIN!” at him actually is. That’s it. He asked “who’s your father? Who’s your mother?” And then Warren wept uncontrollably and called Lynch a murderer.

It’s probably 90% made up, but why would anyone fabricate those pathetic details?

It's really impressive that Wu's only campaign staff likely got put on the Federal Protective Services Watch list within a week of joining up. I can't wait to see what Wu's second staffer does. Assuming their are actually two people that are both crazy and stupid enough to work for Wu, and are not currently in prison.

I was assuming Lynch was just going to ignore John's "campaign" entirely. Now I think he's probably hiring Gavin de Becker or something to figure out whether these crazies actually represent a physical threat to him.

Lynch is a currently seated and serving US Congressman. He just needs to call the DC Capital Police and Massachusetts State Police and let them investigate Warren. "There was this really bizarre dude at the last Townhall that claimed he was my cousin, accused me of murdering his mother, among other random ravings and is apparently the campaign manager of one of my opponents. Could you please maybe look into this and let me know if this is an actual threat. His and his girlfriends facebook postings are violent and deranged with a focus on decapitation of government officials."
 
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