Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Norvic]

I looked at the archives and apparently the Wu porn event went completely unremarked by us. I'm not sure if that means we're sex positive or lulz negative.

Anyway, for archival purposes here's Wu's "artistic" excuses for jacking it to phone porn.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"IDGAF" is definitely some great language for a political candidate. Sounds pretty defensive, too. I wish we knew what deviant shit Wu 'liked.'

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

I looked at the archives and apparently the Wu porn event went completely unremarked by us. I'm not sure if that means we're sex positive or lulz negative.

Anyway, for archival purposes here's Wu's "artistic" excuses for jacking it to phone porn.

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That's a convoluted way of saying "I'm a moron that can't be bothered to go incognito when consuming copious amounts of degenerate porn"

 

[GethN7]

That's a convoluted way of saying "I'm a moron that can't be bothered to go incognito when consuming copious amounts of degenerate porn"

Worse, this asshole is attention whoring to be a permanent public figure, so that's like advertising you wear the Mark of Cain to the world.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Oh come on, it's not porn, didn't you read? It's artistic nudes.

Not sorry

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

It's all good, everyone. Wu's got 15 signatures now, thanks to Warren Lynch. According to his tl;dr at least. https://www.facebook.com/pixyled/posts/10160015876290494?pnref=story

Warren Lynch types like a typical Autism-flavored lolcow. It's that weird mix of oversharing + general obliviousness to the fact that they seem like a fucking idiot. Might need a thread on him if he stays relevant.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Wait, the Wus are renting their new house?
How fucked are the financials that they can’t buy a house?

 

[Ghostse]

Wait, the Wus are renting their new house?
How fucked are the financials that they can’t buy a house?

Who needs a house when you have a porshe?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

The reason being that you were - and are - a hateful piece of shit.

John going after the Failing New York Times yet again. We'll make a Trump supporter out of you yet!

 

[Incredible Crisis]

I can't really believe that Wu has ever had any actual friends. Even ones as abhorrent as Nazis, which were apparently all of Wu's childhood schoolmates.

 

[ZKWNordman]

He posted a photo of the meeting he got the signatures at, too. There were more than 15 people there. Seems like everyone avoided him.

That’s the thing. The few posts I’ve read from him have some common themes that paint him as clueless, irresponsible, ugly, and lacking any self-esteem.

He also seems deceitful, so he fits right in with the Wus. Notice how he implied he wasn’t disclosing that he was a Lynch? And someone apologized for outing him, though not in front of the crowd. He also said half the campaign staff has the flu. So just Frank, then?



This is just more evidence that he was hired for being a Lynch and possibly having family dirt on the incumbent. He’s never done any of this shit before. Any idiot could have gotten more signatures.

LOL @ his comments about the ranked choice voting guy asking for something in writing. Warren acts like he’s been given incredible insight when he learns that people want actual evidence that Brianna stands for their pet cause. Nothing in the media and no written statements implies that Lynch is just me-too-ing for his candidate. “Blue socks onTuesdays? Brianna Wu has supported that for years, I swear!”

He’s like a baby Lolcow, all on his own.

I can't really believe that Wu has ever had any actual friends. Even ones as abhorrent as Nazis, which were apparently all of Wu's childhood schoolmates.

Notice how she sidestepped the question by accidentally giving us the truth that she spent most of her childhood by herself. In reality, Brianna would have been friends with Adolf Hitler if it meant she would have a date for prom.

So which is it? Isolated Wu who hated the South and spent her time alone “building” video games and cars? Or popular cool chick Wu who was a leader among friends, making fake IDs, throwing wild parties under the guise of church trips, and stealing construction equipment?

According to Brianna, either version of events is true. Whichever one she uses just depends on what wins her the conversation.

 

[BriannaWoo]

While Brianna is tweeting away with inane shite Frank remembers to update their non-existent supporters who were salivating at the chance of meeting Bribri in person:

Also, not too ill to get in a poor jab at Stephen Lynch:

It's almost as if someone can change their position on something as they realise that their views might not necessarily reflect those of modern society

Kind of like someone working for the Republican and then trooning out and becoming a Democrat.

In all this not a peep from Bribri, just tweets trying to get attention/start drama. Frank should have just run himself, he may have stood half a chance.

 

[ZKWNordman]

While Brianna is tweeting away with inane shite Frank remembers to update their non-existent supporters who were salivating at the chance of meeting Bribri in person:

Also, not too ill to get in a poor jab at Stephen Lynch:

It's almost as if someone can change their position on something as they realise that their views might not necessarily reflect those of modern society

Kind of like someone working for the Republican and then trooning out and becoming a Democrat.

In all this not a peep from Bribri, just tweets trying to get attention/start drama. Frank should have just run himself, he may have stood half a chance.

Should we do a side by side comparison of Brianna’s views in 2007-2008? Because her LiveJournal archives are HILARIOUS. HER IGN and ADN posts from more recent times are no better.

 

[Norvic]

It's almost as if someone can change their position on something as they realise that their views might not necessarily reflect those of modern society

Kind of like someone working for the Republican and then trooning out and becoming a Democrat.

Hi, Frank Wu for Congress. Perhaps you ought to tell your wife that you're running now, and she's out of the picture.

Anyway, the guy's a Catholic in a traditionally very Catholic district. Voting for abortion as much as he does is a pretty bold move. Seems to me like they're blaming him for voting entirely against his own interests and putting the party first. I guess thinking of others before yourself is something the Wus wouldn't know much about.

 

[Water-T]

Wait, the Wus are renting their new house?
How fucked are the financials that they can’t buy a house?

My guess is they rent a place until it gets too filthy for them to stay there without health problems, then just fuck off to some other rental instead of cleaning the house like NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE.

 

[AprilRains]

My guess is they rent a place until it gets too filthy for them to stay there without health problems, then just fuck off to some other rental instead of cleaning the house like NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE.

So they're one Polo shirt away from pledging a frat?

 

[Francis York Morgan]

In all this not a peep from Bribri, just tweets trying to get attention/start drama. Frank should have just run himself, he may have stood half a chance.

Frank could do any of the things he pays for Brianna to do but chooses not to and I'm sure it's not just because he's a passive guy who doesn't like attention.

 

[Norvic]

 

[ZKWNordman]

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Perfect. The only thing that would improve this would be to add quotes like what she said about the frustrating politics of having a fat girl in your group of friends. Or all those times she unitonically said boys will be boys.

Don’t do it though. No one should have to stare at Brianna’s face for that long even for the lulz.

 

[BriannaWoo]

The only thing that would improve this would be to add quotes like what she said about the fustrating politics of having a fat girl in your group of friends.

FTFY