Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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John is just pissed because a 911 is nicer than his current Porsche, as well as the one he just ordered. No one is going to allow John to drive their 911. He's so full of shit his molars are floating.
 
Molester Stallone said:
John is just pissed because a 911 is nicer than his current Porsche, as well as the one he just ordered. No one is going to allow John to drive their 911. He's so full of shit his molars are floating.
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He does that when Frank won't buy him a new toy.
He did that to the current Apple watch and a few other things.

That's why I'm not sold on him getting a custom Porsche.
Not unless Frank has some kind of bankruptcy fetish.

And they will never be able to get rid of the engine warning light Cayman, John has already slammed into a pole and hacked into to install Car Play
 
Eli Whitney said:
Yep. I came to this site initially for CWC related content. My focus shifted to John because, pound-for-pound, he delivers the most LOLs for the minimal investment of time. Bottom line: John provides good return on investment. The sheer volume of events in which John says or does something idiotic, or which would be embarrassing to most normal people, is simply unmatched. My work keeps me pretty busy, and I don't have time to keep up with every single pathologically narcissistic moron at large on the internet, but when I want to unwind I know I can head to this thread and I will always see something LOLworthy.
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Wu is like a good sitcom. Some episodes are better than others but theres always the chance the next tweet is pure gold. One doesn't need to read every single tweet/see every episode but there's enough continuity that it's fun to point out of inconsistencies. And every week our protagonists have learned nothing and are right back at square one.
 
I have a Porsche dealer in my vicinity. John's full of shit.

The Cayenne is the ugliest Porsche, too. This is probably all just sour grapes.
 
An Ghost said:
Wu is like a good sitcom. Some episodes are better than others but theres always the chance the next tweet is pure gold. One doesn't need to read every single tweet/see every episode but there's enough continuity that it's fun to point out of inconsistencies. And every week our protagonists have learned nothing and are right back at square one.
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That's a big plus for me about following Wu's antics, there's no massive continuity to follow or anything.
Just somebody who keeps broadcasting pure, unadulterated dumb into the universe.
 
XYZpdq said:
That's a big plus for me about following Wu's antics, there's no massive continuity to follow or anything.
Just somebody who keeps broadcasting pure, unadulterated dumb into the universe.
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It is one of the best things about following Brianna as a lolcow. There's no wacky cast of third-party actors to keep up with or huge, sprawling sagas with a bunch of characters pushing Wu on. John is relatively pure as a cow in that all of his idiocy is straight from him (with maybe some occasional influence from Frank in that Frank enables him). He has a history but it's all well covered on the Lolcow Wiki (gg @Jaimas) and not really that deep when you think about it.
 
It's Always Lulzy In WuAdelphia.

"And of course they can't refuse to vote for me... Because of the implication."
 
Peace and Harmony said:
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"This is the first I'm hearing about that"

Really? The first time?
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That's not even counting all the photos of Brady and Trump being buddy buddy that people posted in response to some of Wu's earlier tweets.
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
Didn't she justify the first Porsche purchase with "I need a car to drive and don't have time to fix my newly purchased Audi?"

What's the justification here? "I want this expensive toy?"
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Because she will be trading in her old Cayman as part payment for her new car, I reckon the dealer will have pretty much covered the price she paid at the Jeep dealer. So Brianna will be throwing $50,000 down for a brand new Cayman so that she doesn't suffer the loss of a few thousand because her present Cayman was crashed and repaired.

Plus she's cosplaying as a tech leader and Congresswoman. She deserves nice things to reward herself for the success she pretends she's had.
 
KerryDixon9 said:
Because she will be trading in her old Cayman as part payment for her new car, I reckon the dealer will have pretty much covered the price she paid at the Jeep dealer. So Brianna will be throwing $50,000 down for a brand new Cayman so that she doesn't suffer the loss of a few thousand because her present Cayman was crashed and repaired.

Plus she's cosplaying as a tech leader and Congresswoman. She deserves nice things to reward herself for the success she pretends she's had.
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Several thousand dollars to buy a new wardrobe and accessories so he can look less like a ghoul or get a new substitute penis vehicle?

John's lack of effort with anything regarding his woman form despite seemingly having the ability to do better is one of the many reasons I can't take him seriously as trans.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Several thousand dollars to buy a new wardrobe and accessories so he can look less like a ghoul or get a new substitute penis vehicle?

John's lack of effort with anything regarding his woman form despite seemingly having the ability to do better is one of the many reasons I can't take him seriously as trans.
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Anything in the financials showing the $300 she supposedly charges to the campaign each moth for hair styling? Or was that just an excuse to Tweet again about being a powerful woman?

Is she trying to convince voters that Potbelly’s does hair now?
 
ZKWNordman said:
Anything in the financials showing the $300 she supposedly charges to the campaign each moth for hair styling? Or was that just an excuse to Tweet again about being a powerful woman?

Is she trying to convince voters that Potbelly’s does hair now?
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How ironic that someone with a potbelly eats at a place called potbelly's
 
I wanted to look back on Wu's Porsche sperging and see how far it went back into the life of our man of the people.
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Of course, as with all things, the first time Wu mentioned Porsche was to shit-talk (some) of them:
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Gee, ya think?
 
Francis York Morgan said:
John's lack of effort with anything regarding his woman form despite seemingly having the ability to do better is one of the many reasons I can't take him seriously as trans.
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I think it's worse. I think he's so severely autistic he thinks he looks fantastic when he looks like this.

 
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