Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Von Clausewitz]

I genuinely can't tell if this campaign is a scam or just stupidity. Every time something convinces me of one, another thing comes out that points to the other.

Both.

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I don't know what is wrong with this picture. A part of my brain is just convinced that Frank was photoshopped into it. There is something really fake about it and I can't put my finger on what it is.
Frank's pose and the composition of both of them seems very artificial, like they photographed Brianna alone and later they had Frank hug a pillar, so they could photoshop them into one image.

 

[NQ 952]

I don't know what is wrong with this picture. A part of my brain is just convinced that Frank was photoshopped into it. There is something really fake about it and I can't put my finger on what it is.
Frank's pose and the composition of both of them seems very artificial, like they photographed Brianna alone and later they had Frank hug a pillar, so they could photoshop them into one image.

Thanks, you've made me look at the horse-faced idiot and the man with a gaping maw far longer than I wanted to.

 

[Raging Capybara]

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[Kroster]

I didn't come across anything in the old material, but here's a fun John vs John for you instead:

July 2006:

That's some of the most sexist horseshit I've ever read. Guys, if your wife is ever busy with work or her dissertation, make her cook her own dinner. Otherwise you're the girl in the relationship. Also, being a woman is about being weak when it would be easier to be strong. That right there is the answer to what Frank sees in her. She role-plays weak and he gets to be the big strong dude who saves her at every turn.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

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Fix. Your. Fucking. Teeth. Frank. Even with all of Bribri's excessive spending, you should have some bucks left for that.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Frank could do with washing his hair a tad more often than once a month, too.

 

[ZKWNordman]

Maybe this is where the $1000 to Warren Lynch went.

 

[NQ 952]

Maybe this is where the $1000 to Warren Lynch went.

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what the fuck am I looking at

 

[ZKWNordman]

what the fuck am I looking at

The results of two clearly mentally ill narcissist grifters finding each other in the night?

 

[Von Clausewitz]

what the fuck am I looking at

:autism:

 

[Norvic]

Here we go again.

Firstly, Wu, the Porsche dealer is not your friend no matter how big the smile on his face when you handed over Frank's bank account details. Secondly, you skipped out on the Democratic caucuses to buy a luxury sports car. Why are you still collecting money for your supposed campaign? Stop the scam already.

Bonus:

No you didn't, Wu. You bought it exactly so people would fawn over you in awe that you own something expensive. You're just disappointed that they don't, because people can smell a phony a mile away.

 

[Very Honest Content]

John just put an order in for a $90,000 Porsche.

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Brianna Wu, champion of the people, is buying a car where the paint alone is a $2,580 option.

And he has the gall to try and suggest in his tweets that Frank's car is overcompensating for something missing down there...

To be fair to frank, being able to dress up like Godzilla and stomp buildings is 100% worth all of this. Looked fun as hell.

He's done more to fight that dang dirty Pmurt than anybody this first year and change dagnabbit! But no, this is a fair and valid point I feel.

John knows exactly what it's like to be a 40 year old man who can't hack it anymore, his empathy obviously got the better of him as he finally identified with someone other than just himself for a brief moment. He's also obviously lying about not knowing that Don loves him some broken down old man Tom. Now all this won't help Tom Brady get the ball out against a pass rush without turning it over continually in crunch time ever again, but still it's an exciting rare occurrence of dawning realization by our prized exceptional individual. (Also the gems require the gauntlet to unleash their full potential in universe, Frank Wu did it wrong and is the reason New England sucks at football now. FYI.)

 

[Norvic]

John knows exactly what it's like to be a 40 year old man who can't hack it anymore, his empathy obviously got the better of him as he finally identified with someone other than just himself for a brief moment. He's also obviously lying about not knowing that Don loves him some broken down old man Tom. Now all this won't help Tom Brady get the ball out against a pass rush without turning it over continually in crunch time ever again, but still it's an exciting rare occurrence of dawning realization by our prized exceptional individual. (Also the gems require the gauntlet to unleash their full potential in universe, Frank Wu did it wrong and is the reason New England sucks at football now. FYI.)

I didn't understand a word of that, but I think you somehow managed to combine murican football gibberish with weaboo gibberish and that's got to be worth some kind of rating. I'm just not sure which one.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Didn't she justify the first Porsche purchase with "I need a car to drive and don't have time to fix my newly purchased Audi?"

What's the justification here? "I want this expensive toy?"

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Didn't she justify the first Porsche purchase with "I need a car to drive and don't have time to fix my newly purchased Audi?"

What's the justification here? "I want this expensive toy?"

I dunno, I can see the justification behind buying a badass race car when your bids to become a badass computer engineer and badass feminist congress woman have all failed.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Here we go again.

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Firstly, Wu, the Porsche dealer is not your friend no matter how big the smile on his face when you handed over Frank's bank account details. Secondly, you skipped out on the Democratic caucuses to buy a luxury sports car. Why are you still collecting money for your supposed campaign? Stop the scam already.

Bonus:

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No you didn't, Wu. You bought it exactly so people would fawn over you in awe that you own something expensive. You're just disappointed that they don't, because people can smell a phony a mile away.

Awww Johnny is playing pretend again!

He didn't drive a 911.
There is no way in hell you could ever describe that car as "monstrously large", especially since John is over 6ft tall and would have to smash himself into the seat.

And I love how he attacks it as a luxury car when he spent a few grand on getting fucking Apple Car Play into his Cayman.
A car with an already pretty nice "infotainment" system

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Didn't she justify the first Porsche purchase with "I need a car to drive and don't have time to fix my newly purchased Audi?"

What's the justification here? "I want this expensive toy?"

It's just not running the same after Wu backed into a pole?

Imagine the severity of John's midlife crisis when three sports cars in less than two years isn't enough to fill the void in his pathetic life.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's just not running the same after Wu backed into a pole?

Imagine the severity of John's midlife crisis when three sports cars in less than two years isn't enough to fill the void in his pathetic life.

That "void" is ... self-inflicted.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Oh and she further justified the original Porsche by lying that it was cheaper than a new Civic, no?

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Oh and she further justified the original Porsche by lying that it was cheaper than a new Civic, no?

Yes.
A new Accord, I believe.

Because you can totally maintain a Porsche using an Accord budget.