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I’m pretty sure in years past he mocked people who got excited about the Super Bowl / footballJohn used to claim to be a Yankees fan, I imagine his football loyalties are also fluid.
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I’m pretty sure in years past he mocked people who got excited about the Super Bowl / footballJohn used to claim to be a Yankees fan, I imagine his football loyalties are also fluid.
I’m pretty sure in years past he mocked people who got excited about the Super Bowl / football
John used to claim to be a Yankees fan, I imagine his football loyalties are also fluid.
I thought I could listen to this drivel without getting annoyed, but this "quirky" humor gets pretty old really fast.
John used to claim to be a Yankees fan, I imagine his football loyalties are also fluid.
John just put an order in for a $90,000 Porsche.
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Brianna Wu, champion of the people, is buying a car where the paint alone is a $2,580 option.
Side note, but I love how, no matter what time it is, no matter what day it is, Johnny creates so much drama that his thread is always on the first page of new/just replied to threads whenever I decide to poke my head in for a few. He's just that big of a lolcow.
"Hello, fellow football fans."
-John
He really does look like he has extendable mouthparts like a xenomorph that are about to fly at whatever he's glaring at insanely.
I didn't come across anything in the old material, but here's a fun John vs John for you instead:I’m pretty sure in years past he mocked people who got excited about the Super Bowl / football
Female friendships are a truly wonderful thing - they are the most rewarding aspect of transition.
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I find myself obsessed with the importance of always being nice to people, even people I disrespect. Part of female communication is coming to consensus rather than being dominant. This becomes second nature with estrogen.
I told one of my gay best friends that I think her girlfriend is a "a little bit of a bitch."
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It's times like these that I really envy the relative simplicity of guy friendships. According to an inside source, my boyfriend, they don't parse over every syllable that was said and endlessly rehash it.
I strongly disliked the South for the 8 years I was there. I think the people are beyond obese and psychologically unhealthy. I think they are ignorant, intollerant, and relgiously freakish.
I also think that their obsession with watching a grown man chase a ball reflects the average Southerners capacity for intellect.
Brianna used to post about the stupidity of all sports. She insulted the intelligence of the men who play as well as their fans. She’s spouted off about the South’s love of god, football, and fatty foods.
Team loyalties change based on what she can gain.
I’m sure she’s incredibly fun at parties. If she’s ever invited.
Phew, a 90k 718 GTS. I see only 2 options here that make any sense.
1) Frank, seeing the now 10k+ mod list growing out of control, says "John, what would make you stop sinking all of our savings into shit projects?" John replies "a brand new 80k Porsche with 10k in factory options." Frank makes a foolish move that seems better than the alternative and agrees, not realizing that John will undoubtedly total the new car within 6 months. The ridiculous spending will continue and they will never own a home.
2) John, after completely ruining his Audi and already crashing his 2 month old 40k Porsche (that is almost the exact same car as this new one), just won't shut up about how ruined it is after backing into a stationary object. The only way for Frank to get any sleep is to shut John up with a new shiny toy like always. The ridiculous spending will continue and they will never own a home.
Fuck you John. Your privilege is unbelievable.
The Backdownening
Jesus christ he backpedaled so fast you can still see his outline in the air.The Backdownening