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Hahah remember a while back (last thread I think) John was in hospital for some respiratory infection and we were blessed with wackier-than-usual medication tweets. Why can't he just pretend to be on that again?
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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My favorite part about having Brianna's webside back is that now we can see the "like this on Facebook" sidebar. As of writing, a grand total of eight people like Brianna Wu 2018 on Facebook. Same as yesterday. Any bets on when she'll get to a nice even ten?
Only if she's reaching out to the thriving Ork community in Boston. "As your Congresswoman, I will pass legislation ENSURING that all vehicles painted red go faster than any other."
Only if she's reaching out to the thriving Ork community in Boston. "As your Congresswoman, I will pass legislation ENSURING that all vehicles painted red go faster than any other."
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You can literally feel the barely restrained venom he feels at being repudiated by someone who is actually at least somewhat important in video games.
Right now he's probably livid, every tweet being some absurd battle he has planned out in his head, and the vestiges of the emotion humans recognize as shame are beginning to creep into the corners of his psyche at being righteously dismissed in the twitterverse.
All to be drowned out by a few adderall and probably brief shopping spree courtesy of Frank for some nostalgic cash-in figurine or plush for a video game he's horrible at.
In a few hours whatever mixture of chemicals and post-purchase dopamine he has channeled through his head will have purged this from his memory, and in the resulting fugue state he will discover that he is now a certified expert in yet another ludicrously niche field that will be somehow tangential to whatever comment Trump trolls Twitter with tomorrow.
Right now he's probably livid, every tweet being some absurd battle he has planned out in his head, and the vestiges of the emotion humans recognize as shame are beginning to creep into the corners of his psyche at being righteously dismissed in the twitterverse.
All to be drowned out by a few adderall and probably brief shopping spree courtesy of Frank for some nostalgic cash-in figurine or plush for a video game he's horrible at.
In a few hours whatever mixture of chemicals and post-purchase dopamine he has channeled through his head will have purged this from his memory, and in the resulting fugue state he will discover that he is now a certified expert in yet another ludicrously niche field that will be somehow tangential to whatever comment Trump trolls Twitter with tomorrow.
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LOL john just got buttfucked so hard his cock popped back the right-side out.
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I think she believes if she acts like one enough, people will actually think she's got one.
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Calling it now. John's next scam will be an all-female gaming team.
Where he'd go after politics has always been a puzzle. He's burned so many bridges that there just aren't any many places left for him to strut around, and he's obviously bored of the campaign by now.
But this is too perfect for Wu.
* Already trying to pick fights and identify "villians"
* Has his overwatch "where are the wimminz!!??" angle
* Gets to LARP as the Fearless Leader
* Can hide the identities of his fake players for "safety"
* Logo Design! and more places to plaster his characters
* Can spam the fuck out of it on his podcast
* Lots of angles for more patreon bux, and excuses for buying more tech junk.
Now, he'll never actually get a team together, but not delivering isn't exactly an issue for Wu. He could still stretch that out for at least a year or more.
Team Siren, watch out!
Where he'd go after politics has always been a puzzle. He's burned so many bridges that there just aren't any many places left for him to strut around, and he's obviously bored of the campaign by now.
But this is too perfect for Wu.
* Already trying to pick fights and identify "villians"
* Has his overwatch "where are the wimminz!!??" angle
* Gets to LARP as the Fearless Leader
* Can hide the identities of his fake players for "safety"
* Logo Design! and more places to plaster his characters
* Can spam the fuck out of it on his podcast
* Lots of angles for more patreon bux, and excuses for buying more tech junk.
Now, he'll never actually get a team together, but not delivering isn't exactly an issue for Wu. He could still stretch that out for at least a year or more.
Team Siren, watch out!
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It is puzzling that John's "Feminist War Cult" butt buddy clan has not branched out to the more popular team based titles in recent years.
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I didn't know dogs were capable of competitive video gaming.
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You mean play against other people who actually play the game in question
lol okay.
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Seems unlikely, Frank would have to bankroll the endeavour. He's already out of pocket over a half a million for the game company, he's not going to make that mistake again. Wu's fake jobs from now on are going to have to be ones that don't involve paying employees.
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Dude, haven't you heard? Wu and her Feminist War Cult are fucking hot shit and a dangerous team. Word on the street is they're the most feared Yahtzee team in all of Boston. You just can't fucking win. You think you're about to win, you're about to yell the iconic titular phrase of the game, then out of nowhere, they pull a fast one and scream "NAZI!" instead and just keep kicking you in the dick until you concede. Some brave players have come prepared wearing cups, but like your soul, those also break. There's only so much punishment from Wu's mens 19 1/2 high heeled shoes before your cup crumbles to dust.
No, their team name was more fitting. It was a mythical creature though.
I think it was Team Jersey Devil, because everyone on the team is a 7 foot tall giant with the body of a deranged, disproportional humanoid bat and the face of a fucking jackass. They shriek really loud too.
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You know when young kids run around and pretend to be something or someone? You smile and help then by making a makeshift cape out of a red towel and a safety pin, so they can run around, make 'woosh'-noises and claim that they are Superman?
That is what Wu is doing, and Frank is paying for all the towels.
Shortly after Frank buys those likes.
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he's definitely going for women's e-sports manager when the politician cosplay cash dries up
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brianna-walker-wu-john-walker-flynt.23639/page-1405#post-2943173
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I'm not sure it's luck. I suspect the party itself put up a sacrificial lamb to run against itself. It's neither in their interests to have an utterly outrageous insult of a candidate like John on the ballot, nor even to acknowledge his existence.
So if they have a legitimate primary opponent, Lynch can debate that guy and he can represent the progressive dissidents in the party so they won't embarrass the party by having Lynch even give up single digit percentages in the primary to an absolute clown like John.
I expect John will be entirely locked out of the debates if there are any.
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This didn't happen...
As lies go, that's a weird one. On the one hand, any "major publication" would be pretty confidant of its editorial schedule, so you ought to know if something you wrote would be published on a given date. On the other hand, why would you completely fabricate a story that would be disproved by reality less than 24 hours later?
Maybe Wu is just having a messy divorce from reality.
As lies go, that's a weird one. On the one hand, any "major publication" would be pretty confidant of its editorial schedule, so you ought to know if something you wrote would be published on a given date. On the other hand, why would you completely fabricate a story that would be disproved by reality less than 24 hours later?
Maybe Wu is just having a messy divorce from reality.