- Joined
- Jan 3, 2017
I've got to admit, I like Brianna's car.
I feel bad for all the guys who see the car, think there's a woman driving it, expect that woman to be smoking, then have the brain jolt when they see what the fuck it is.
It's like a carnivorous plant, drawing you in with something superficially intriguing then revealing itself to be one of the greatest horrors of the natural world. Except she's not even natural! She is man's folly in flesh, an abomination unto the Lord!
[apocalyptic shrieking intensifies]