Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Kosher Dill said:
He literally wrote the book on game programming.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1598633899

Serious answer: He claims to have written apps (or whatever the equivalent was) for the old Palm OS, back when he wouldn't have had anyone to do the work for him, but no evidence of their existence survives.
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He claimed to have broken the encryption of the FFX savefiles to change levels, but that was done with a FFX save editing program...
He claimed to have hacked his emulation box to make the controllers wireless, but that was done with the "make controllers wireless" kit bought on the internet...
there's a pattern here with grandiose claims of pedestrian achievements, so making software for Palm Pilots is most likely nothing more than writing down the qbasic code from a magazine to get that game were two cannons take turns to shoot at each other. The same thing most kids did on their graphing calculators.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Has Wu ever shown anyone that Wu has his degree as a software engineer? Like fuck, when I get my computer engineer courses finished I'd be more than happy to show people if they asked for evidence (without my name of course). If John's so proud of being an engineer, than he can show us his certificates.
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He used to make references to having a degree in journalism and/or software engineering (switching to whatever was more convenient at the time) but when we did some digging and found out that she had failed to earn a degree of any kind neither under the name of John Flynt or Brianna Wu and that nobody under the name Brianna Wu or Brianna Flynt ever even attended the college during the time she was attending classes. With all that dirt on her and no longer having someone to ban people for saying things she doesn't like, she quickly shut up about it and now she only vaguely implies that she's officially certified to be an engineer.
 
Kosher Dill said:
His "keyboardface" tweets are most likely copy/pasted passwords. Next time someone catches him doing one they should try logging into stuff with it.

EDIT: and for bonus points, try figuring out what passphrase he acronymized to come up with it.
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why would he intentionally tweet his own passwords though? doesn't his apple smartphone have some notepad app he could use for that?
 
Kosher Dill said:
His "keyboardface" tweets are most likely copy/pasted passwords. Next time someone catches him doing one they should try logging into stuff with it.

EDIT: and for bonus points, try figuring out what passphrase he acronymized to come up with it.
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Moaowdgwuusyoookk is an anagram for several interesting phrases that could easily be the work of John "Sand Nigger" Flynt.

For example:

Wu oakums gook woody
 
I like how she just perfectly inadvertently summed up communism while trying to act like it's a good thing:

"I am jealous of the wealthy, so they shouldn't exist."
 
Happy Wu year! It's election year, so it should be one of the lulziest yet in the history of Wu watching.

Just 5 months from now we'll be able to see if Wu made it on to the ballot, though we should get a good hint from the April FEC quarterly if that's happened. August will be primary season proper, and then September will bring the final humiliation of getting less than 1% of the vote, and that'll be the end of candidate Wu's political career.

I can hardly wait.
 
Norvic said:
Happy Wu year! It's election year, so it should be one of the lulziest yet in the history of Wu watching.

Just 5 months from now we'll be able to see if Wu made it on to the ballot, though we should get a good hint from the April FEC quarterly if that's happened. August will be primary season proper, and then September will bring the final humiliation of getting less than 1% of the vote, and that'll be the end of candidate Wu's political career.

I can hardly wait.
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Speaking of which, any idea when we'll see the next filings?
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
Speaking of which, any idea when we'll see the next filings?
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January FEC filing deadline is the 31st, presumably to give extra time since key staff might be on holiday over the new year period.

Wu has never yet filed in any reasonable time before the deadline so, while it may be worth checking the FEC website around the 15th in case Wu doesn't know the deadline is extended, it's probably going to be at the very end of the month.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
John, I think you actually might be going insane.

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Wu claims to be a software engineer, not a theoretical physicist. Software engineers make 'decisions' upon what the project outline demands of them and how far away the next deadline is. If Wu wants to make it more obvious that she never wrote a line of code in her life, she would start to claim that she is very good at double clicking or something.
 
Yes John, what do you think we should do about ideologies that radicalise young men into committing acts of violence?

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Ho ho! Hilarious "joke" that you've made a dozen times before already! Who needs to earn a living when you can sit and home and plan out "online digital strategy" via Mario Kart anyway?

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Peace and Harmony said:
I don't think that this is really a problem except for chronic Twatter addicts. Know any, John?

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Unlike all the hard work that you've done since announcing your "campaign", am I right, John?

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Oh, is that all?

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The people from District 8 you've blocked for simply asking a question, are they part of the "alt-right"?

Interesting that the car isn't fixed yet...if you get on top of it, insurance will take care of it ASAP.
 
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